Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

A beautiful island in the ocean welcomed three uninvited guests today.

"Is this the location of the legendary Nadeshiko Village? The scenery is indeed very beautiful, but I wonder if the girls there are pretty, hehe."

"My feet should be fine, let's find the exact location quickly. I have to say, I'm really looking forward to it."

"Two idiots, tsk."

There is no doubt about it, these three are definitely the three idiots of Konoha, Jiraiya, Genbu, and Orochimaru.

Jiraiya pointed in a direction and said, "I smell the scent of a beautiful woman, on those two mountains over there. Go! Go! Go!"

After he finished speaking, he no longer cared about his two teammates, and used the "Earth Escape, Super Light and Heavy Rock Technique" to fly towards two mountains, one big and one small.

Orochimaru, who usually claims to be a gentleman, was actually faster than Xuanwu and also used ninjutsu to catch up with Jiraiya in front of him.

Xuanwu complained: "You two perverts, don't you know to wait for me?"

Golden wings appeared from behind, and the third one spread its wings and flew high.

But while flying, Xuanwu suddenly stopped because he realized a problem. Although the beauty was beautiful, he couldn't see her!

"I hate it so much that my teeth itch!"

Xuanwu, who wanted to join the evil just now, immediately changed his words, "Catch those two wretched little thieves in front! You actually want to defame a woman for no reason, come back here and die!"

...

In a natural lake outside Nadeshiko Village, more than a dozen beautiful ninjas are playing in the water. The lake water is clear and sparkling. The lower bodies of the young girls are hidden in the almost transparent water, looking agile and graceful, while the upper bodies are exposed to the sun, glowing white like sparkling pearls, which is wonderful.

If it were any other time, this picture of a girl bathing would surely only benefit the beasts in the mountains and the birds in the forest, but today was different.

Three people were standing in a lush tree. The man with a bandage and eye mask was listening attentively, feeling the beauty carefully and attentively, while the wretched white-haired man and the paralyzed and scheming man were more direct. One of them was holding a monocular telescope and admiring the beautiful scenery in the water with full concentration, not wanting to miss a single frame.

The one with black hair was relatively normal, just moving his Adam's apple occasionally to swallow his saliva.

The one with white hair was the worst. Not only did he stare intently while wiping his nosebleed, he also commented on her.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, that straight black hair in the middle is really white.

The one on the right is not bad either, White Tiger, ahaha, I made a profit, I made a profit.

Those twins over there are simply the best in the world.

Oh my god, this blonde beauty has an amazing body, that big butt, stand up, yes, yes, stand a little bit more, oh oh ~"

When the woman turned around, Jiraiya could no longer resist.

"puff",

Two streams of blood spurted out of his nose, and he seemed to see his grandmother.

"Phew, I can die without regrets!"

Jiraiya, who had blocked his nose with a cotton ball, picked up the telescope again and continued his collection of materials for the beauties in the lake who had been seen naked without realizing it. "Xuanwu, Orochimaru, with these dozen beauties as a base, I feel my second novel will be published soon. It's called Intimate Paradise. How about it!"

After three seconds, no one responded to him.

Jiraiya was a little confused, "Hey, hey, hey, you two, give me some reaction!"

Still no one answered him.

Jiraiya reluctantly turned his eyes away from the lake and looked around, "Hey, where are Xuanwu and Orochimaru?"

He suddenly felt a chill on his back.

A slightly low and magnetic sexy voice sounded from behind Jiraiya, "Peeper, are you ready to die?"

Jiraiya turned around stiffly, and oh my god, a beautiful woman with short chestnut brown hair, cold looks and sexy figure was pointing a katana at him.

The normal reaction of a person should be that the best strategy is to run away.

But is Jiraiya an ordinary person?

Obviously not.

He actually had the mood to admire this beauty who was 90 points better than Tsunade.

"My flower girl, wearing a skirt that is too short can easily lead to crime."

The beauty in front of him was wearing a tight dress. Not only was her right arm completely naked, but the hem of the dress barely covered her thighs. Her two long legs in red stockings were indescribably alluring.

The beauty sneered, "You scoundrel, I'll make you regret coming into this world in a moment!"

"Nadeshiko-ryu, Vacuum Gale Sword",

The sword chopped down, and a large number of wind blades shot out towards Jiraiya, with the momentum of killing a god with one sword in a TV series in his previous life.

"Oh, don't be so violent."

Jiraiya did not dodge or evade, but used his pitch-black arms to block the opponent's close-range attack. With a swing of his arms, all the wind blades were shattered.

The beauty was shocked. "How is it possible? Is the hardening technique so strong?"

Jiraiya didn't argue too much. He bit his finger and made seals with both hands.

"The art of spiritualism"

A huge crimson toad with a bamboo hat on its back suddenly appeared, scaring the women bathing in the lake into death.

"Ah, where did this giant toad come from?"

"Oh, is there someone up there? We're being spied on!"

For a while, screams rang out one after another.

Jiraiya tickled his ears and ordered, "Gamaken, the secret technique of the Thirty-Six Stratagems."

“Although I’m clumsy, I’ll try my best.”

Toad Jian leaped over a hundred meters away, and Ziraiya's loud laughter came from the air, "Hahaha, beauties, bye."

...

After a while, Jiraiya escaped to a river. After realizing that there was no danger, he stopped his spiritualism and started washing his face by the river.

"Those two ungrateful guys actually left me and ran away. Humph, after I publish my book, I will definitely charge them a high price."

Jiraiya stopped washing and tilted his head to look behind the tree. "Beautiful lady, can you please let me go? I have no ill intentions. I am just collecting material for my novel. There is no need to fight to the death."

Behind the big tree, the beautiful woman appeared again, but she didn't go up to him and did it. "Your summoning beast is from the toad clan, so you should be a contractor of Myoboku Mountain. As far as I know, there are only two Konoha Kage-level ninjas in the current ninja world who have signed a contract with Myoboku Mountain (Minato has basically never revealed it in front of others). Considering your white hair and lustful personality, I guess you must be the Konoha mad demon Jiraiya-sama."

Jiraiya didn't expect that his identity would be revealed just by using a summoning technique, so he simply admitted it generously, "Yes, I am Jiraiya."

The beautiful woman walked ten steps in front of Jiraiya and stopped, then she solemnly requested, "Konoha Jonin, Jiraiya-sama, I am the leader of Nadeshiko Village, my name is Shinaye, and I will use my marriage as a bet, so you can fight me to the death. If you win, I will be yours, and Nadeshiko Village and Nadeshiko Village will also belong to you."

"Ah?"

Jiraiya was completely confused. What was going on? He just peeked at a beautiful woman taking a bath, so why did he have to hold a martial arts competition to win her hand?

Shinaye didn't give Jiraiya too much time to think. She drew her katana and rushed forward. The two of them started a fierce battle right away.

Jiraiya: Damn it, damn it, what the hell is this old tiger bitch called Zinaye!

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