Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

The little white snake looked at Jiraiya, who was suffering from extreme kidney deficiency, then looked at Shinaye who was serving him beside him, then looked at Jiraiya again, and then glanced at Shinaye again. The snake was shocked for the entire spring.

Zinaye blushed at the little white snake's behavior and hurriedly clarified, "Your Highness Xuanwu, my husband was not squeezed dry by me. There are just too many sluts in the village. But don't worry, I have driven them all out. They shouldn't come to harass my husband recently."

Xuanwu thought to himself, "Tsk, even if the fairies don't come to find Jiraiya, I'm afraid Jiraiya will sneak out to look for them in the middle of the night."

In just over a week, a tall and mighty man weighing over 100 pounds was reduced to only about pounds. Xuanwu could guess with his toes that Jiraiya must have used the little blue pill.

Xuanwu placed one hand on Jiraiya's shoulder, and the yang-attribute chakra began to slowly enter Jiraiya's body. He didn't dare to be too hasty, nor did he dare to transfer too much at once, for fear that if he transferred too much chakra, he would send this guy away.

In order to control the speed of his Yang Release Chakra transmission, Xuanwu asked while treating him: "Shinaye, how many aphrodisiac pills (the little blue pills) does Jiraiya take every day?"

Shinaye, who was sitting next to Jiraiya, clasped her hands together and let them hang down, clamping her thighs in red stockings together. She blushed and shyly bent over, lowering her head and doing nothing, not daring to answer.

"Shinaye, now is not the time to be embarrassed. Jiraiya's kidneys are severely deficient. I need to know his medication dosage so I can better treat him."

Zinaye knew he couldn't escape, so he had to lower his head and shyly raised his right hand with a finger.

Xuanwu was a little confused, "One pill a day? That wouldn't cause this weird look, right?"

Zinayeqiao blushed purple and shook her head.

"Isn't it one a day? So one during the day and one at night?"

Zinaye still shook her head.

"No, is it one pill every half a day? That means four pills a day. Does he want to die?"

Zinaye still shook her head. Being questioned to this extent, her face and ears were already burning hot, and even her breathing began to become difficult.

Xuanwu was getting impatient guessing, "How many pills a day?"

Zinaye gritted her teeth and spoke with difficulty, "One, one, keep knocking."

In order to prove that he was not lying, Zinaye even took out the small box that had already been empty.

Looking at the empty medicine box in front of him, Xuanwu didn't know whether to say "Fuck" or not.

That’s a full 100 male enhancement pills!

A normal person wouldn't be able to use so much in a year, but Jiraiya finished it in just over a week!

Xuanwu was so upset that he wanted to slap him to death. It was pointless to save this pervert.

"Hu, hu, hu."

Xuanwu breathed a sigh of relief. What could he do? He had to save them.

With one hand, he continued to transfer the Yang Release Chakra, and with the other hand, he took out a scroll containing the nutrient solution and the infusion device from his blade bag, handed it to Zinaye, and instructed, "Zinaya, infuse it into your husband."

"Hi."

It was a good promise, but in the end Jiraiya's hand was pierced, and Shinaye still didn't get the needle into the blood vessel, and her already rosy face became even redder.

Xuanwu couldn't bear to watch it any longer and said, "Zinaya, is your ancestor's surname Li?"

Zinaye looked up in confusion, "Your Highness Xuanwu, what do you mean by this? My ancestors' surname is not Li."

"Isn't it? Doesn't Li Shizhen have anything to do with you?"

"Your Highness Xuanwu, I have never heard of this person."

"Then how come you haven't found the vein after ten injections?"

“Huh?”

Zinaye was stunned at first, but when she came to her senses, she wished she could find a hole in the ground to crawl into, "Um, um, sorry, Your Highness Xuanwu, I, I, I..."

Xuanwu hit the nail on the head, "I know that Jiraiya has been feeding you too much lately. Look at your rosy little face, it looks like you can squeeze water out of it. But you can't forget the basics just because you're flying in the clouds all day. As an elite jonin, it's really wrong for you to not even be able to find your blood vessels."

Zinaye's brain crashed after hearing Xuanwu's words. With smoke coming out of his head and a needle in his hand, he stood there blankly: Who am I, where am I, and what should I do!

Xuanwu shook his head, took the infusion needle from Shinaye's hand and inserted it into the blood vessel. After releasing the regulator, the nutrient solution flowed into Jiraiya's body.

With the combined efforts of T1-level Yang-tun chakra and special nutrient solution, Jiraiya's body gradually recovered. First, his skin became rosy, and then his whole body slowly swelled up like a balloon.

Three hours later, Jiraiya's appearance returned to normal.

He immediately jumped up from the recliner, put his hands on his hips and laughed, "Wow, haha, I'm back again!"

"clang",

Before Jiraiya could finish showing off, a violent blow hit him on the head, smashing his head directly into the stone slab on the ground.

Xuanwu stepped on Jiraiya's back and yelled, "You pervert, respect the doctor who saved your life!"

Jiraiya took out a small white flag from somewhere and waved it in his hand. His deep voice could be heard from underground, "Gu Mei Nei."

Xuanwu was too lazy to continue teaching him a lesson, so he lay down on the recliner where Jiraiya had just been lying. He stretched out his big hand, and Shinaye obediently handed him a pot of brewed tea. He took a sip, and it felt so good!

Jiraiya was not angry after being beaten. He sat on the other side of Xuanwu like his wife. He knew his physical condition. If it was two days later, he might have said goodbye to this world.

"Mr. Xuanwu, thank you so much this time. I went too far. If you hadn't come back in time, I'm afraid it would have been really bad."

Xuanwu looked at him with contempt and said unhappily, "You still know that I can take 12 aphrodisiac pills a day for 8 consecutive days. Why don't you go to heaven? Let me tell you, even though you look fine on the outside, your internal organs are still injured. If you don't believe me, just have a fight with Zinaye. You will definitely run out of energy in the middle of the fight. You have to take good care of yourself in the next few months, especially abstain from sex."

Jiraiya said that he would pay attention to what the doctor taught him.

But the next second, he approached Xuanwu's ear mysteriously and whispered, "Xuanwu, let me tell you, although I almost got myself killed, I don't regret it. The past eight days are really worth living in even if I were given a god!"

Xuanwu was furious. "I know you've slept with many beauties, so don't show off in front of me. I'm not envious at all, not at all, yes, not at all!"

Zinaye on the side said: Well, Your Highness Xuanwu, please suppress the jealousy in your eyes first. Also, you have crushed your teapot into powder.

Xuanwu's attempt to cover up the truth was so obvious that even Shinaye couldn't hide it, let alone Jiraiya.

The fellow smiled lasciviously and continued to fan the flames, "Guess how many beauties I slept with in the past eight days."

Xuanwu pretended to be unconcerned, "How many can there be? Can you kill a hundred people?"

Jiraiya didn't say anything, just looked at Xuanwu with a smile.

Xuanwu was shocked. He was really shocked. He stood up from the recliner with a bang, staring at Jiraiya, pointing his finger at Jiraiya, and after swallowing, he asked in disbelief: "Really, really killed a hundred people?"

Jiraiya nodded and Xuanwu shed tears.

That would have been fine, but Jiraiya’s next words made Xuanwu want to die.

"Among these 101 people, there are sisters, twins, lesbians, mothers and daughters, and so on and so forth, and so on and so forth..."

"Kaji",

It was the sound of Xuanwu's heart breaking.

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