Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Xuanwu was really screwed by the Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass. I know you are greedy for my body, but you shouldn't be so unscrupulous. After all, I am your niece's boyfriend. Is it really okay to be so direct?

"Well, auntie, have you seen enough?"

The Thousand Hands Immortal Grass, with his eyes wide open, replied almost immediately, "No."

It was not until she finished speaking that she reacted. She quickly turned around and slurped her saliva. What was she doing?

The blushing Qianshou Xiancao said in a panic: "Don't misunderstand me, I am looking for the crystal pendant that Xiao Gang gave you. Why is the pendant not around your neck?"

Looking at the handsome back of Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass, Xuanwu complained in his heart: I don't believe you at all, you just want my body!

But he couldn't say that.

Xuanwu took out a scroll from the blade bag, unsealed one of the seals and a crystal pendant appeared in his hand, "Nuo, what do you want this for."

After calming down a little, Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass lowered his head and turned to take the crystal pendant from Xuanwu's hand.

Then she took off an almost identical pendant from her chest.

Xuanwu was surprised and said, "It turns out that there are two of these priceless pendants!"

Thousand Hands Herb gave him a nice eye roll, injected chakra into its pendant, and after making a few seals, the one on Xuanwu actually began to emit green light, flashing, and it didn't stop until it had flashed nine times.

The case has been solved. It's not that they don't have the secret method, but that Xuanwu has blocked it artificially!

During the period of practicing immortal arts, Xuanwu was always shirtless, so for convenience he temporarily sealed up the crystal pendant. The next day after returning from his practice, he was in a hurry to find the Hidden Cloud Village. After finishing his work in the Hidden Cloud Village, he went directly to the Ryuchi Cave to practice. As a result, he forgot to bring the pendant.

This is all done.

He scratched the back of his head with one hand and said apologetically, "Well, Auntie, I'm sorry, I really didn't know that this crystal pendant was actually a communication tool. I thought it was just an expensive decoration."

Qianshou Xiancao puffed up her pretty cheeks and said unhappily: "Humph, so you must wear it properly next time. If I'm in danger, I'm counting on you to save me!"

Xuanwu quickly said yes, "Don't worry, auntie, this pendant will be on my neck from now on. As long as you call me, no matter how far away I am, I will rush to your side immediately."

After Xuanwu said this confession, Qianshou Xiancao felt embarrassed. She returned the crystal pendant to Xuanwu and said shyly, "Well, it's not that important. As long as you wear it, it's fine."

She didn't actually finish her words. What she wanted to say next was: As long as you wear it, we will always have couple jewelry.

Xuanwu took the pendant and put it on, and then it was time to get down to business.

He first wrote the information on two pieces of paper using Konoha's unique communication code, then bit his finger and made seals with both hands.

"The art of spiritualism"

A communication snake and a communication frog were summoned at the same time. After seeing each other clearly, they were disgusted.

Frog: "Where did this shameless snake come from!"

Snake: "Stinky frog, do you want to die? I'll eat you!"

The snake and the frog were about to fight.

Xuanwu stood between the two of them to stop a snake-frog war, "You two, you two, calm down, business is more important, please give the letter to Jiraiya and Orochimaru."

The contact snake and the contact frog put away the letter and glared at each other.

Snake: "I'll eat you sooner or later, toad!"

Frog: "It doesn't matter whether it's morning or night. I'll stew you today, you rascal!"

"Hmph." Multiply by 2.

After the verbal battle, they both disappeared.

Xuanwu shook his head helplessly. Every time he summoned toads and frogs at the same time, they would always fight each other.

After sending the message, Xuanwu sat down again and started eating compressed biscuits.

Qianshou Xiancao was a little confused, "Mr. Xuanwu, is this the end? Shouldn't we do something now?"

Xuanwu thought for a moment and said, "We should do something."

Qianshou Xiancao thought to himself: That's right. If the daimyo wants to do something as big as a coup, how can it be solved by just sending a letter?

But what Xuanwu said next really made Qianshou Xiancao want to beat him to death.

"Then the two maids, please make some more food. I'm hungry."

Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass couldn't bear it any longer. It turned out that all you wanted to do was to eat!

She rolled up her sleeves and jumped up, "What an idiot! It's already this hour and you're only thinking about eating!"

The two maids, who were so happy about being called sister, were about to take out their tools to prepare a sumptuous dinner, but were frightened by their master and shrank back: We heard nothing and saw nothing.

"It hurts, it hurts~"

Xuanwu squatted on the ground, holding his head and crying out in pain. It turned out that there was not a single good woman in the Senju clan. Tsunade was like this, and her aunt was even worse.

The Thousand Hands Immortal Grass, who was furious just now, saw that he had really hurt Xuanwu, and squatted down to rub his head with concern, "Good boy, let me see, it's not broken, right?"

Xuanwu did not dodge and allowed the Thousand Hands Immortal Grass to rub her. It must be said that she was worthy of being a woman who had served Daimyoji. Her technique was really good.

"Aunt, why did you hit me?"

"Humph, at such an important time, you're only thinking about eating. How can I not beat you? Tell me, what are you going to do next?"

"Let me ask you, when you want to kill someone and the first assassination attempt fails and the secret is about to be exposed, what will you do?"

"Of course we should send out more powerful assassins immediately."

"Yes, to tell you the truth, that was just an elite squad. Their main purpose was to intercept us and the enemy's main force..."

Before Xuanwu finished speaking, rustling sounds were heard all around him.

Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass also discovered the abnormality. After sensing it, she was so scared that her legs went weak and her little face turned pale.

She had no choice but to be afraid, as they were surrounded by thousands of ninjas!

Xinya, who had been lying dead, stood up and said, "Stinky boy, stop talking about love, come and meet the group."

Xuanwu took Qianshou Xiancao's hand off his head and said, "Aunt, just like before, just stay here with your maid and leave the rest to me."

Just as Xuanwu stood up and was about to leave, Qianshou Xiancao stood up with difficulty and grabbed a corner of his clothes with one hand. She lowered her head and said in a slightly crying voice: "Mr. Xuanwu, will you be okay? We, we can leave safely."

At this time, Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass was at a loss. She had lived in the Daimyo Palace for many years and had never seen such a big scene!

However, Xiancao, who is only 165cm tall and has a petite figure, is pulling Xuanwu, who is 195.1cm tall, giving people the feeling that a daughter is pulling her father.

Xuanwu bent down and held Xiancao's hand with one hand, and put the other hand on Qianshou Xiancao's head, gently rubbing her soft pure white hair, and said confidently: "Ah~, I will definitely take you home safely."

The next moment, Xuanwu appeared at the outskirts of the camp. After forming a seal with one hand, the blue "Uchiha Flame Array. Enchantment" rose again. Xiancao and her two maids were inside, and Xuanwu and Xinya were outside.

Feeling the dense chakra reactions around him, Xuanwu inserted a hand into his long hair and said in a very pretentious manner: "You are too slow. The flowers I have been waiting for are all withered!"

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