Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

"Hey, you little young woman, I can't cure you!"

Damn it, just die!

Xuanwu put his arm around Xiancao's hips and lifted her up, then turned around and did a wall-bang on her.

"Akimichi Xuanwu, what are you doing, put me down!"

"Akimichi Genbu, wuwuwu..."

Qianshou Xiancao was speechless because her lips were blocked by another big mouth.

Xuanwu domineeringly broke open the fairy grass's pearly teeth and kept asking for more. Hmm, it tasted like pork ribs.

After a long time, until Xiancao was almost suffocated, their lips parted.

The ten-minute long French kiss stunned the young woman who had been alive for more than 30 years and married for more than 10 years.

At this moment, Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass's eyes were full of peach blossoms, her face was full of spring, her swollen lips were curled upwards, and her body fell softly in Xuanwu's arms, constantly recalling the beauty of what had just happened.

Oh my God, this is what a kiss is. I have lived in vain for more than 30 years!

Once you kiss someone, you really have to be responsible.

Xuanwu's mood at this time can be said to be a mixture of sadness and joy.

The good news is that I can enjoy the happiness of having two wives in the future, and I haven’t brought shame to the time travelers.

What worries me is that, if he cheated on Tsunade while she was unconscious, would he still be alive when the beautiful girl wakes up and finds out about it?

Thinking of this, Xuanwu shuddered, and the arm holding the fairy grass relaxed a little.

Xiao Caocao, who was enjoying Xuanwu's embrace, raised her head and asked in confusion: "Mr. Xuanwu, what's wrong?"

Xuanwu made up an excuse, "It's okay, my feet are numb."

Thousand Hands Immortal Grass felt so sweet in her heart at this moment that she didn't think much about it and leaned back again. She didn't know if it was because they were also from the Thousand Hands clan, but Immortal Grass also liked to bury her head in Xuanwu's chest and sniff the unique scent of Xuanwu.

"Mr. Xuanwu, um, we are already like this, does that count as being in a relationship?"

When Xuanwu heard this, his head hurt even more. His mind was full of the scene where Tsunade cut him into pieces after finding out that he had molested her aunt. He felt a chill in his heart: Look at you, if this young woman wants to cry, just let her cry. Why did you rush in on impulse? What are you going to do now!

Thousand Hands Immortal Grass, who received no response, raised his head again, "Lord Xuanwu, Lord Xuanwu?"

"Oh, oh, what did you say just now? I didn't hear clearly."

Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass was frowning: You lost your mind right after bullying someone, how can that be possible!

But she had no right to lose her temper because she knew what Xuanwu was thinking.

The hands of the Thousand Hands Fairy Herb that were originally holding Xuanwu tightly gradually loosened, and she said in a depressed mood: "Mr. Xuanwu, am I a shameless bad woman?"

Xuanwu was stunned when he heard this, and thought: Well, she is indeed quite shameless, secretly dating her niece's boyfriend and not telling him about it. She is very brave.

"How could that be possible? Our fairy grass is the most obedient."

When Qianshou Xiancao raised his head again, his eyes were already filled with tears. "But, I'm making it difficult for you."

It's not just difficult to do, it's simply difficult to do!

Xuanwu pinched the Thousand Hands Immortal Grass's face, which was more than 30 years old but still tender enough to show water, and comforted her, "No, it's okay. Don't worry, I'll take care of everything."

"What if Tsunade disagrees, will you abandon me?"

Before Xuanwu could answer, Xiancao said, "If you dare to abandon me, I will die in front of you!"

This, this, this, this, how the hell should Xuanwu respond!

Looking at Xiancao's serious expression, Xuanwu suddenly couldn't help but take another bite.

After their lips parted, the real couple walked around the room with their arms around each other.

Xuanwu comforted: "Don't worry, if Tsunade doesn't agree, I will sneak over to find you. What do you think? Isn't your man great?"

Xiancao pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "You are so great."

She hesitated for a long time, and finally made up her mind and said, "Instead of doing what you said, it's better not to tell Tsunade. It's done secretly anyway, so it's less trouble if I don't tell her, and Tsunade won't blame me."

Xuanwu was so happy in his heart, as long as he didn't let her face the little fists of the beautiful girl, any method would be a good method!

But on second thought, this would be too unfair to the fairy grass.

"Will it be too unfair to you?"

"What's wrong with that? I'm a broken woman with no sense of shame. What else can I ask for? As long as you have me in your heart, that's enough."

Having said that, Xiancao felt a little uncomfortable in her heart. Who doesn't want to walk openly on the street with the person they love?

Meeting such an "understanding" lover, Xuanwu felt embarrassed. He vowed, "Xiancao, don't worry, this secretive thing is only temporary. One day I will tell Tsunade about our relationship. I promise you."

"Really?"

“It’s more real than real gold.”

The unhappiness in Qianshou Xiancao's heart was swept away, and he hugged Xuanwu tighter, "Xuanwu Jun, thank you."

The couple reached a consensus and decided not to tell Tsunade for the time being and to remain underground until the time was right before becoming openly adulterers.

In this way, the relationship between Senso and Tsunade will not collapse for the time being, and Xuanwu's life can be saved for a short time, it's the best of both worlds, hehe.

Xuanwu, who felt like a big stone had fallen to the ground, raised his index finger and said, "Xiancao, it's getting late, shouldn't we go to bed?"

As he spoke, his hand had already climbed up to a small peak that was not even wide enough to be held in one hand.

The young woman knew Xuanwu's little thoughts. She originally thought it was too fast since they had just confirmed their relationship. But then she thought again that she had been alone for several years. When they kissed just now, she could not stand it anymore and felt itchy.

Then I thought, she has been married for more than ten years, why should she be shy!

"Well, it's quite late."

After getting a clear answer, Xuanwu no longer cared about being gentle with women.

It’s been five years. Do you know how he has been a monk for five years?

Just when Xuanwu threw the magic grass roughly on the bed and was about to pounce on it, the lust in his eyes quickly subsided, the lewd smile on his face disappeared, and the big brother who had his head held high also forced himself to remain calm.

Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass, who had closed her eyes and was ready to be slaughtered, had not waited for the next step. She opened her eyes and looked at Xuanwu standing beside the bed, and found that his expression was a little solemn.

"Mr. Xuanwu, what's wrong?"

Xuanwu formed a seal with one hand, and four shadow clones appeared beside the Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass.

"Xiancao, stay here and don't go anywhere. There are guests coming to your house. I will go to greet them."

The next second, Xuanwu appeared outside, and the soundproof barrier, the perception shielding barrier, the Vajra barrier, and the Uchiha Flame Array closed one after another, completely sealing off the huge bedroom.

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Let’s fast forward in time.

When Qianshou Xiancao and Xuanwu wanted to taste the forbidden fruit, two uninvited guests came to the main gate of the palace.

One is half black and half white, naturally it is the thousand-year-old Yin compared to Black Zetsu and White Zetsu.

The other one was wrapped in a special White Zetsu with only his right eye exposed. He was none other than the Evil World Uchiha Madara who had been trained by Higurashi to the point of doubting his life.

Even when they were at the door, Black Zetsu was still trying to dissuade him, "Master Madara, now is not the right time to attack Akimichi Genbu for no reason. Please forgive my stupidity, but I think this action will do no good except exposing your existence."

Black Zetsu really doesn't want Uchiha Madara to take action. Can't he just collect the tailed beasts and develop the Rinnegan? Why does he have to create unnecessary trouble?

This was the first time he regretted mentioning Xuanwu in front of Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara was unmoved, "It doesn't matter. With A Fei's perception shielding ability, Xiao Xuanwu will never be able to see my true appearance. I don't think he can break A Fei's body and expose me."

"But considering the strength of Akimichi Genbu and Namikaze Minato, if you really want to fight him, you will definitely have to use the Sharingan..."

Before the half-black and half-white creature could finish his words, a golden light flashed and Namikaze Minato appeared on top of the palace gate holding a Flying Thunder God Kunai.

Minato, who is only 16 years old, has reached a height of 182.3 due to the long-term injection of the positive chakra of pseudo-Hashirama cells into his body. He is 3 cm taller than when he was an adult in the original time and space. The amount of chakra is at least twice that of when he became the Fourth Hokage, and the only chakra attribute he lacks is the Yin attribute. Coupled with his somewhat accomplished domineering and various forbidden techniques, the current Minato has completely surpassed the Fourth Hokage of the original time and space in terms of numerical values ​​alone. The only thing he lacks is practical experience.

"You two, what are you doing here?"

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