Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Orochimaru was speechless. He was taking a break from his busy schedule and staying at home to study the techniques of using the telescope, but Minato suddenly appeared at his door and knocked on it "ding ding ding".

I won’t open it for you. I must not open it for you!

In the crystal ball, Sarutobi Hiruzen was fighting with Biwako at a critical moment, and the old man was about to surrender, so how could he open the door!

After a while, the knocking stopped. Orochimaru, who thought he had gotten away with it by playing dead, continued to eat melon seeds and enjoy the show happily.

The next second, the sound of breaking glass was heard and Minato appeared in the bedroom.

Orochimaru quickly covered the crystal ball with a black cloth prepared in advance. Before he could scold Minato, he was grabbed by Minato and flashed to the battlefield.

Damn it, Snake, I'm still wearing my pajamas!

The poor baby snake hadn't even recovered from the shock when it was nearly cut in half. Anyone would have cursed!

What sin did he commit in his previous life that he ended up meeting such a scoundrel like Xuanwu?

...

Just when Madara was having a great time, Black Zetsu came to his side quietly.

"Madara-sama, Orochimaru is here, and the Third Hokage is probably coming too, so we should evacuate as soon as possible."

Uchiha Madara sneered disdainfully, "He's just a little monkey, and I'm afraid of him?"

"It's not a question of whether you're afraid or not. You've already exposed too much. Even your Susanoo has reached its fifth form. The most important thing is that Sarutobi Hiruzen may have seen your Susanoo."

Madara thought about it and realized that this was indeed a problem. He was enjoying the fighting just now and accidentally unleashed the very distinctive Susanoo. If a few little brats of his era saw this, the entire ninja world would be in an uproar.

Originally, he just wanted to confirm whether his eldest grandson was upgrading to the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, and since he was itching to try it himself, he tried it himself. He didn't expect Xuanwu to be so strong, and he ended up testing himself.

He gently waved his right hand, and all the magatama and slashes surrounding Xuanwu and Orochimaru were thrown elsewhere.

"Sun thief, don't tell anyone about what happened today, or you'll be in trouble."

Xuanwu was stubborn all over, "Are you so afraid of others knowing? I'll blow you up in the capital of the Fire Kingdom tomorrow and spread this to the entire ninja world. What can you do to me!"

"Hey you little bastard!"

Seeing that Madara was about to get angry again, Black Zetsu quickly stepped forward to stop him, "Master Madara, let's retreat first. It will be difficult to move if there are too many people."

"cut."

Uchiha Madara said unhappily, "Grandpa, I will be back, just wait for me."

"If I'm afraid you're not your father."

"Fuck me..."

"Madara-sama, please, let's retreat first."

Uchiha Madara finally did not continue to take action. He controlled the Susanoo Gundam to jump out of the coverage of the oil sea, then disappeared underground.

Xuanwu stayed in the air and sensed for a long time. After not finding anything unusual, he joined forces with Fukasaku and Shima to disperse Goemon. After the red oil sea completely dissipated, he slowly descended to the ground and then flew up at a high speed, then descended again and flew up again, repeating this process for more than ten times.

Orochimaru couldn't stand it anymore. He was so angry that he went up and slapped him, "What the hell are you doing here!"

Xuanwu, who had crawled out of the pit, felt around again and finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Huh, it looks like he's really gone. Master Fukasaku, Master Shima, thank you for this. I'm still naked now, and I don't have anything. I'll go to Myoboku Mountain in a couple of days to thank you in person."

Fukasaku waved his hand. "That's secondary. Little Xuanwu, how did you provoke such a terrifying existence? It seems that the other party didn't give its all in the end."

Xuanwu also expressed helplessness. He didn't know either. Who knew what was wrong with the masked man and why he came to find him uncomfortably.

"I'm not sure either. Please ask Master Fukasaku to mobilize the toads of Myoboku Mountain to search and see if we can find his exact location so that we can attack him together."

Fukasaku nodded. "This is the only way we can do now. However, the opponent's perception shielding ability is too strong. If we really want to hide, it may not work."

"It doesn't matter. Just let him know that someone is looking for him. This will also make him hesitate."

"Okay, I'll give the order when I get back."

After saying this, Fukasaku changed the subject and said, "Forget about this for now, little Xuanwu, when are you going to return to Myoboku Mountain? The old ancestor misses you very much."

Hearing this, Xuanwu secretly complained: Bah, does he miss me? He misses my cigarettes and alcohol. Besides, I haven't been in his sight for a long time, it would be strange for the old toad to be at ease!

"Hmm~, after I go back to Konoha and explain the matter of the masked man clearly, I want to go to the Wet Bone Forest to ask Sister Slug for some fairy arts. After I learn, I will return to Myoboku Mountain. According to the time it takes to learn the fairy arts in Ryuchi Cave, it will take at most half a year. What do you think, Master Fukasaku?"

Fukasaku stroked his beard and thought for a moment before replying, "Then it's settled, little Xuanwu, just half a year. I'll go talk to the old ancestor, and don't make things difficult for me when the time comes."

Xuanwu patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, I am the most punctual."

Fukasaku nodded, and he and Shima simultaneously released their summoning technique and disappeared.

At this moment, a pair of pants floated to the top of his head, and Orochimaru's hoarse voice rang out, "Hurry up and put it on. Is it fun to walk the bird under the moon? You only have two taels of meat, why are you showing off?"

That being said, why did Orochimaru sound so sour?

It wasn't until Xuanwu noticed that Orochimaru's eyes were switching back and forth between his older brother and his younger brother that he suddenly understood.

Alas, Ji Xiaonan’s tears are not tears, but the river water by the Lake Seine.

After Xuanwu struggled to put on his loose sweatpants, he twisted his body uncomfortably because they were so tight.

Alas, let’s observe a second of silence for Snake Bao again.

After seeing Xuanwu put on his clothes, Orochimaru asked, "What were you doing up and down there just now?"

Xuanwu explained: "The masked man has an extremely strong perception shielding ability. Even my observation Haki and Sage Mode cannot sense it. That's why I tried various ways to test whether he really left."

Orochimaru understood, "I was thinking, you're jumping up and down like an idiot."

"Orochimaru, I suspect that the white skin on the masked man is a kind of enhanced White Zetsu, and this perception shielding ability also comes from White Zetsu."

Uncle Snake immediately became interested and flattered, "Really? Did you chop off any scraps or something?"

Under Orochimaru's expectant gaze, Xuanwu said expressionlessly: "No."

"Really not?"

"Not really."

"You can have this."

"This really doesn't exist."

"I'm telling you, don't lie to me. If you dare to lie to me, I will..."

Xuanwu interrupted him irritably, "Why would I lie to you? Haven't you seen how powerful that Gundam is? How could I stand a chance to get close to him?"

Orochimaru thought so too. He had only been there for a short while and had used the Light Snake Replacement Technique three times, so it was reasonable that Xuanwu didn't hurt the other person.

Seeing that there was no benefit, Orochimaru's attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees, "Tsk, you rubbish, you fought for such a long time and didn't hurt him at all, if it was me, I would have cut him into pieces long ago."