Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After watching the video, Xuanwu didn't know what to say.

Before, he thought Xiancao had some special hobbies, because every time he said words like "little bitch", "little whore", "little slut" to Xiancao, he could always sense through his observation Haki that Xiancao would feel an inexplicable excitement in her mind. But he never expected that Xiancao's hobby was so novel, which completely overturned his cognition!

Xuanwu was embarrassed, "Cao'er, your hobby is too special."

"But I really like it. The feeling is as refreshing as when you and I went to Wushan together. This is what is called pain and happiness."

Xuanwu thought for a while and said, "Cao'er, I still can't destroy you. Can you please not do this again in the future?"

Xiancao felt a little disappointed inside, but she didn't mind. Instead, she felt that if they made love with her when she was covered in bruises, wouldn't the happiness be doubled!

Seeing Xuanwu's firm attitude, she could only compromise, "Sir, can I put this on when we are having sex?"

Xuanwu was really tired, "Cao'er, can I ask why you have this habit?"

The fairy grass held in her hand rolled back and forth, covering her face. "I don't want to say it. It's hard to talk about it."

"Forehead."

Xuanwu wanted to say that you have already done it, so what is there to be embarrassed about?

"Well, I'm not really curious."

Xuanwu stopped asking, but Xiancao couldn't hold it in any longer. "Hey, you're not going to ask now, why don't you insist? For example, force me to give you an order."

Xuanwu, with a frown on his face, cursed loudly at Xiancao's expectant gaze: "You little bitch who deserves to be fucked, why don't you confess honestly!"

Through his observation Haki, he once again felt Senso's excitement.

The dignified Lord of the Land of Fire is actually a 9999 pure gold sadist. What should we do?

After being scolded, Xiancao said in her most royal sister voice: "Oh, stinky brother, I will tell you right now."

After saying this, she switched back to her normal dignified and generous voice, "You also know that before you, my life was too disharmonious in that aspect. In order not to be suffocated, I secretly looked for other ways to release myself. Later, I found in a book that pain can, to a certain extent, release my desire in disguise.

At first I didn’t believe it, so I tried it a little bit, but I died the next time. I discovered a new world, and then, as the high continued to rise, it became uncontrollable. ”

Xuanwu said distressedly: "So, you rely on this to let the name of Rende satisfy you? Then how much suffering will you have to endure!"

Xiancao quickly sat up and shook his head and hands to explain: "No, no, I won't let incompetent people abuse me!"

"Then you are..."

Xiancao lowered her head and poked her index fingers together, saying shyly, "Shadow, Shadow clone."

Xuanwu's three views were shattered. Isn't this just a disguised form of self-consolation?

Xiancao’s next words made Xuanwu collapse even more.

"Also, after getting to know you, the shadow clone will become like you."

Xuanwu:...

Although the wounds on Xiancao's body looked serious, they were actually all superficial injuries. The wounds had already been healed by Xuanwu, and no traces were left.

The young woman who had recovered was held in Xuanwu's arms, "Cao'er, you are ill and need treatment. Believe me, I will correct you."

"How to cure it?"

"This is how to treat it."

Suddenly, a spring breeze came overnight, and the pear blossoms overshadowed the crabapple tree.

......

Half a month after the incident with Hatake Sakumo was settled, the beaming Senju Sensou reluctantly bid farewell to his little lover. She had stayed in Konoha long enough, and it was time for her to fulfill her duties as a daimyo.

During this half month, the personnel of the Twelve Guardian Ninjas have been finalized, and they will return to the royal capital with Senso. Due to the incident with the masked man, the Third Hokage specially approved two hundred ninjas to accompany them, who will be uniformly deployed by the Twelve Guardian Ninjas and be responsible for protecting Senso's safety.

By the way, the boss who guards the Twelve Ninjas is a ninja in his twenties from the Sarutobi clan. His strength is mediocre, just a standard elite jonin. He is tall and handsome, and is known as the handsomest of the Sarutobi clan. His name is Sarutobi Sosuke.

A total of thirty-two senior ninjas from eight Konoha air teams arrived at the royal capital ahead of time to clear the final obstacles. They will also be stationed in the royal capital to be responsible for the safety of the fairy grass and communication with Konoha.

The four female jonin sent by the Kusa Village had already arrived in the royal capital, and they would be able to receive Xiancao as soon as she returned. In this way, she would have four elite jonin protecting her closely, twelve ninjas guarding her in the middle, two hundred ninjas outside, and patrols in the air. The safety factor of Xiancao would rise sharply. Even if these people could not defeat the enemy, they could create time for Xiancao to be summoned back to the Ryuchi Cave.

Fifty carefully selected Konoha civilians replaced a large number of former Fire Nation officials, and their families were also sent to the royal capital. These people will be the political cornerstone of Senso's rule.

A large number of laborers were conscripted and the new palace was being built in full swing. In a short time, Xiancao's bedroom and the council hall were completed.

From the current perspective, as long as the Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass enters the royal capital, the true Wencheng Daimyo era will officially arrive.

Looking at the carriage of Xiancao going away, Xuanwu, who was standing at the gate of Konoha Village, felt empty inside. It was no wonder that he was like that. After traveling through time for so long, he had slept with two women in total.

Now one is in a coma and the other has left him. How can a mild sex addict accept this?

"Phew, no need to think about it anymore. It's time to get down to business."

After he returned home, he went straight to the basement. After going there for half a year, he didn't come back.

After entering the basement, Xuanwu opened his arms and shouted: "My dear ones, your king is back!"

What greeted him were not smiling faces or blessings, but a screen full of abuse and curses, as well as all kinds of rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves flying towards him.

"You son of a bitch, are you worthy of Tsunade? Why pick on her aunt when you can pick on anyone else?"

"Oh, yes, yes, yes. At night, I can hear your screams and howls through the barrier and such thick walls. You are shameless, really shameless!"

"Especially during the few days before Xiaocao left! He was never quiet day or night!"

"This rubbish body is not worthy of being a human being. Poor Xiaocao fainted, but was woken up by him!"

"Pervert, go to hell!"

"The most important thing is, if you're going to take a bath, why don't you share your memories with us!!!"

...

The original Xuanwu, who was nearly drowned by spit and rotten vegetable leaves, had no choice but to actively cancel the shadow clone technique for the nth time. More than eighty shadow clones in the laboratory turned into smoke at the same time, and a huge amount of information poured into his mind.

Xuanwu rubbed his temples with both hands and sorted out the information for a while. Suddenly he said in surprise: "Fuck, these idiots actually figured it out! How did they do it without the Mangekyō Tsukuyanagi?!"

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