Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Even though it was only a second difference, losing is losing. Jiraiya fell to the ground in agony and didn't want to live anymore. "I actually lost to a Genin. How can I put my face aside?"

Xuanwu was also a little lucky. After this battle, he deeply realized the gap between himself and the real elite jonin.

Take Hattori Heiji, who was killed by him, for example. He felt that Hattori Heiji could not withstand more than a few moves in front of Jiraiya.

He had killed a quasi-elite jonin before and thought he had the strength of an elite jonin. Now he thinks he was too naive.

His strength and speed are okay, especially his speed. Xuanwu thinks that if he really wants to run, even an elite jonin can't stop him. However, he still has gaps in chakra control, the use and combination of ninjutsu, combat experience, and so on.

At present, it seems that he can rely on his speed and defensive advantages to fight against an elite jonin, but once he is involved in a life-and-death fight, his hope of survival is very slim. It seems that he has to keep working hard.

In fact, Xuanwu doesn't need to underestimate himself. Having always been with the Three Ninjas and Konoha White Fang, he feels that the strength of all the elite Jonins in the world is like this.

However, Jiraiya's strength is considered to be among the best among the elite jonin, and he is not far from the quasi-kage level. If he was replaced by an elite jonin like Kakashi in the early stage of Naruto in the previous life, the scene would definitely not be like today. Xuanwu could kill him by relying on chakra consumption.

"Ah, Xuanwu-kun won. Mine, mine, all mine, ahahaha."

Tsunade grabbed everyone's gambling money and won. She was excited. This was the most satisfying win she had had in recent years.

Because she was so excited, she actually ran to the field and hugged Akimichi Genbu, not caring at all that he was dirty. She buried his head in her breasts and spun around on the spot. Akimichi Genbu's feet left the ground, and with Tsunade as the center of the circle, she swung him around like a windmill, "Xuanbu, you're awesome, I love you so much, you're my lucky star!"

"Tsunade-sensei, please put me down! I'm suffocating!"

Xuanwu pleaded for help in a muffled voice, "Your breasts are precious, but your life is more valuable."

But at this time, the excited Tsunade could not hear Xuanwu's cry for help at all, and was still spinning in circles.

Jiraiya in the field was almost going crazy. He failed on the battlefield and even more so in love. "You little pervert, get down here, get down!"

"I really didn't expect that it was Mr. Xuanwu who won." Hatake Sakumo said, touching his smooth chin.

"This big idiot is always so surprising." Orochimaru began to complain. For the first time, he felt ashamed of being called one of the Three Ninjas together with Jiraiya.

Qianju Shengshu was confused again, "Are they really not having an affair?"

"Damn Xuanwu brother, huh." Kushina was very unhappy. She lost money and lost face.

It was Minato Namikaze who discovered something was wrong. He quickly ran over and grabbed Tsunade, "Lady Tsunade, please stop turning. Brother Xuanwu is dying."

"is it?"

Tsunade stopped when she heard that, let go of Xuanwu and looked over. Sure enough, the latter's eyes had turned white and he had fainted with happiness.

The Hokage in a certain office was staring at a round crystal, "This little guy is surprisingly capable."

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When Xuanwu woke up again, a barbecue stall had been set up in the training ground, and he was placed on a recliner on the side of the field to rest.

Surprisingly, Tsunade did not join in, but...

The first thing Xuanwu saw was nothing else but the scenery under the peak. If you look down, you can't see your toes, and if I look up, I can't see my face.

Admiring the magnificent scenery at the foot of the mountain and smelling the beauty's body fragrance, he almost fainted again.

As you guessed, Tsunade felt that it was her fault that Xuanwu fainted, so she took the initiative to take care of him to express her apology.

At this time, Xuanwu was lying on Tsunade's thighs. This was the legendary knee pillow, and it was the knee pillow of a beautiful girl.

Hearing the noise on her legs, Tsunade lowered her head, but she could see nothing but her superior. Their faces were so close, yet there was a mountain and a sea between them. Tsunade must have been extremely beautiful at this moment.

It was obviously no longer possible to stay in the arms of comfort, so Xuanwu got up with difficulty and sat next to Tsunade.

"You're awake."

Tsunade smiled at Xuanwu, his winter was gone.

"I'm so sorry, Xuanwu-kun, I was just too excited and didn't mean to make you faint."

Xuanwu waved his hands repeatedly, "It's okay, Lady Tsunade, you don't have to apologize."

Tsunade turned her head and looked at the noise in the field, "Xuanwu-kun, it is really great to have you as my disciple. It has been almost 9 years, and I can finally enjoy the joy of killing all the enemies again."

"Teacher, has your last kill been traced back to 9 years ago?"

"Yes, let me tell you, that time..." Tsunade was about to explain in detail, but she suddenly thought of something bad and didn't continue.

Xuanwu was about to ask in detail, but a cough suddenly came from beside him, "Ahem, Xuanwu Jun, when will you find me?"

Upon hearing this, Akimichi Genbu turned around and saw that Hatake Sakumo was sitting at the other end of the bench.

"Lord Sakumo, when did you arrive?"

"I have been here since you fainted." Hatake Sakumo's forehead was full of black lines.

Now it was Akimichi Genbu's turn to feel embarrassed. He scratched his head and smiled with narrowed eyes, "Ahaha, I'm so sorry, Master Sakumo, I really didn't see you. Is there something wrong?"

Hatake Sakumo did not pursue the matter further and said, "Actually, I came here not only to buy wine, but also to bring your mission."

"What mission is so important that you need to come and notify them in person?" Qiu Dao Xuanwu was curious.

Even Tsunade looked at Hatake Sakumo with her beautiful eyes. He didn't tell her there was a mission just now?

Hatake Sakumo said that you were immersed in your own world of killing just now, and you didn't wake up until Xuanwu woke up. I wanted to talk to you, but you could hear me.

"It's a B-rank mutual delivery mission. We're going to the Land of Artisans to deliver the kunai, shuriken, and detonating talismans ordered by Konoha. However, due to the current tensions between the Land of Fire and the Land of Earth, the Land of Wind, and the Land of Rain, the mission difficulty is likely to be upgraded to A-rank."

"Are we the only four of us? If I remember correctly, there are three small countries between the Kingdom of Craftsmen and the Kingdom of Fire: the Kingdom of Stone, the Kingdom of Birds, and the Kingdom of Rain. In addition, the two large countries of the Kingdom of Earth and the Kingdom of Wind are sandwiched on both sides.

The journey is so long, and there are ambushes everywhere. With the strength of the four of us, we can’t guarantee that the supplies will be transported back, and even our own lives cannot be guaranteed.”

Xuanwu's analysis made sense. She and Tsunade were fine, but Nara Shimizu and Yamanaka Yu were not even jonin. Letting the four of them wander around outside with scrolls full of strategic materials during this special period was like asking a birthday star to hang himself.

"Nara Kiyomizu and Yamanaka Yu will not be participating in this mission. I will be leading the team, and you, Tsunade, and Hyuga Ito of the Hyuga clan will be the team members."

"That's right, but wouldn't it be better if you replaced me with Jiraiya or Orochimaru-sama?"

"I'm not sure about that. Maybe he wants you to gain some experience." Hatake Sakumo replied.

Tsunade interjected, "So when do we leave?"

"Tomorrow at noon. This mission is a long journey and will take a long time. We may encounter battles during the journey. Go back tonight and make more preparations."

"The Land of Craftsmen is so far away from us, why do we have to go there to order large quantities of strategic materials? Is the Third Hokage crazy?" Tsunade complained.

"You can't blame the Third Hokkien for this. The blades made by the Land of Craftsmen are the best in the ninja world. All countries are rushing to order them. When the Third Hokkien placed the order, the relationship with the neighboring countries was not so tense. Who would have thought that the Land of Rain, the Land of Earth, and the Land of Wind would suddenly form an alliance?"

Hatake Sakumo, the loyal Hokage, quickly spoke up for the Third Hokage.

"Okay, let's eat and drink today, and we can talk about the rest tomorrow."

"Okay, let's talk about it tomorrow." Tsunade used a teleportation technique to reach the center of the field, picked up a bottle of wine and started drinking.

Hatake Sakumo had been craving for alcohol for a long time, and he left immediately after completing the task. He was really holding it in.

Before, Xuanwu fainted, and under Kushina's coercion and inducement, Namikaze Minato, the only one who could open the wine cellar, was forced to take out a lot of good wines, including Moutai, Wuliangye, Zhuangyuanhong, wine and various fruit wines.

Looking at the joyful scene, Xuanwu felt unhappy. "They sent me and Tsunade away in the name of the mission. Nawaki is still young, and Tsunade's killing spree today, so it must be that incident.

Alas, Tsunade said she hasn’t won a big victory in 9 years. If my guess is correct, the last time our princess won like this, it should be…”

Thinking of this, Xuanwu's eyes were full of pity as he chased Tsunade, "This poor woman."

But he was soon distracted by the wine in Tsunade's hand. He looked at the wine in other people's hands. Why did the wine in these people's hands look so familiar?

Shuimen, who had been secretly paying attention to Xuanwu, silently said in his heart, "You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me..."

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