Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

The situation is extremely critical. If Xuanwu can't explain something, he won't be able to escape being beaten today.

Just when Tsunade's fist was about to hit his face, Xuanwu raised his hands and quickly explained, "Qian-chan, I mean your uncle-in-law, your uncle-in-law, I accidentally killed your uncle-in-law!"

"Unparalleled Power" stopped at a distance of 0.01 mm from the tip of Xuanwu's nose, and the raging waves in the cave temporarily calmed down.

Tsunade tilted her head slightly and asked in confusion, "Uncle-in-law?"

"Phew, I'm saved."

Xuanwu silently praised his own wit in his heart. He pretended to complain and said, "Honey, can you please listen to me finish my words?"

Tsunade slowly retracted her fist, crossed her arms across her chest, stared at Xuanwu and urged: "Hurry up and say it, hum."

"This is what happened..."

Xuanwu recounted the coup d'état of the Nintoku Daimyo in detail. Of course, he glossed over the trivial matters between him and the Thousand-Handed Immortal Grass in a simple and elegant way.

Finally, Xuanwu concluded, "My battle with the masked man destroyed the entire palace, so your uncle-in-law naturally died.

Although Ren De Daimyo wanted to kill your aunt, after all, they had been friends for so many years. After learning of his death, your aunt was depressed the whole day.

And out of a little selfish motive, I made her the new daimyo without your permission. Now your aunt is not only mentally exhausted, but also physically exhausted, so I feel sorry for you.

Honey, I'm sorry I didn't take good care of your aunt."

During Xuanwu's statement, Tsunade carefully sensed his emotional changes.

Because Xuanwu used a large amount of enchanted souls (souls with domineering aura attached) to heal Tsunade at that time, she passively learned the observation domineering aura.

After a while, the feeling of being spied on disappeared and Xuanwu breathed a sigh of relief: When did Tsunade learn the Observation Haki? Fortunately, I also know it and how to prevent it, otherwise today would be really bad.

Tsunade said to herself: The color in that damn man's brain is indeed blue, which represents melancholy, and there is no yellow, which represents lies. It seems that he did not lie to me. It seems that I was overthinking. Oh, really, Tsunade, what are you thinking about in your mind all day long? My aunt and Xuanwu-kun, how is it possible? It's impossible even to think about it!

The Frost Queen is offline, and the pure and lustful beauty is back online.

Tsunade smiled sweetly again, "I just accidentally killed a heartless man. I won't blame you for anything I have done to you. You acted so seriously, I thought, I thought..."

"What do you think you are?"

The beautiful girl lowered her head and said embarrassedly: "I thought you and my aunt were together and didn't want me anymore."

Xuanwu’s inner thoughts: Actually, you think you are half right, hehe.

"You really have a unique way of thinking, my dear."

Tsunade once again got into Xuanwu's arms and found a comfortable position to lie down, "Hey, I'm just worried. Tell me the truth, have you been naughty in the past few years?"

The alarm was temporarily lifted. Feeling the tenderness in his arms, Xuanwu's index finger moved vigorously. Both of his big hands climbed onto the jade peaks at the same time. His face was buried deep in Tsunade's neck, sniffing her unique fragrance. He smiled evilly and said, "You will know if I am naughty or not if you test it."

Tsunade was unable to resist even the slightest provocation. In fact, when she was pretending to be unconscious just now, she could not stand Xuanwu's physical touch on her. She had been left alone in the Cloud Recesses for four years, so who doesn't have some physical needs!

The lust switch was turned on, and Tsunade's whole body turned pink. She raised her head slightly, and her blue lychee eyes looked at Xuanwu with a lewd smile. She touched Xuanwu's standard lips with her slender white fingers and whispered coquettishly: "Master, Qian-chan wants..."

How could a mild sex addict withstand such temptation? He casually threw a "scale powder hidden barrier" and the liberated serfs sang...

The stone bed was cold, but the bodies of the two were hot. The song of ice and fire sounded in the cave, over and over again. It was determined that Tsunade's high pitch had increased again!

...

The next morning, sunlight poured down through the skylight on the top of the cave. The sun said that it had made a profit today, as it finally had the chance to catch a glimpse of the most beautiful woman in the ninja world.

The black low-cut kimono embroidered with plum blossoms that Tsunade wore yesterday specifically to meet Xuanwu has completely left her. The black lace underwear that covers her big white rabbit shows the last stubbornness of this outfit.

The sun was happy for a short while before leaving in despair, because it really didn't want to see its goddess being bullied even though she was unconscious, because the dog man sleeping under Tsunade was still in harmony with the princess, and they were inseparable.

Soon, the sun hid in the dark clouds, and a continuous drizzle began to fall in the wet bone forest.

“Ha~ah~”

Xuanwu, lying on the stone bed, was awakened by the sound of rain outside. He rubbed his eyes with his right hand, which was holding a pair of black embroidered T-shaped panties.

Tsunade, who was lying on top of him, was disturbed by Xuanwu's yawn. Half asleep and half awake, she closed her eyes and muttered in her sleep: "Hubby, I can't take it anymore. You can play by yourself. I'll sleep a little longer."

Tsunade didn't wake up, but her words made Xuanwu completely sober. The coldness of the stone slab under his body made Xuanwu extremely uncomfortable. He moved his neck slightly and found that he had a stiff neck.

This broken stone bed is really rubbish. It is so uncomfortable to sleep on it. Fortunately, I put the unconscious Tsunade on top of me before going to bed and covered her with a quilt, otherwise it would be our princess who would suffer.

Xuanwu sat up holding Tsunade in his arms, but Tsunade was still sleeping. She was really tired.

After getting out of bed, he took out a quilt from the ninja tool bag and put it under Tsunade, then put on his clothes, rubbed his waist and neck, and walked out of the cave.

After a while, a small slug appeared out of nowhere on the ground and crawled to Xuanwu, who was sitting at the entrance of the cave, rubbing his waist and watching the rain.

"Good morning, Master Xuanwu. You just released the unconscious Master Tsunade at three in the morning, and it's only eight o'clock now. Why don't you get some more sleep?"

Xuanwu was so busy releasing himself yesterday that he actually forgot that the entire Wet Bone Forest was almost entirely made up of slugs, and the barrier could not prevent her from peeping.

It was a bit embarrassing to have my embarrassing stories exposed by a spiritual beast, but that was it. What could a mere big bug know?

"The stone bed here is too hard and too cold. It's totally unsuitable for resting. Remember to change it."

"Hoho, you're right. I didn't think it through. I'll prepare soft beds for you and Lady Tsunade in the future. What do you think of the big water bed?"

"You can have this!"

"Hey, I'll remember that."

Xuanwu didn't argue with her too much about this matter. "Sister Slug, the Wet Bone Forest is so big, isn't there anything good to eat?"

...

Tsunade was awakened from her deep sleep by a strong aroma. She wanted to put on her clothes, but found only scraps of cloth on the ground. "Bah, the dog man is still so rude, hum."

In desperation, she wrapped herself in a cloak and went out.

After seeing the delicious food on the table, Tsunade smiled sweetly, ran behind Xuanwu who was looking at the fire, hugged him from behind, and said in a coquettish voice: "I knew it must be Daddy who cooked for me, hehe."

Xuanwu bent his knees slightly, and with a little more force, the beautiful girl was carried on his back.

"I didn't expect there would be fat and strong wild boars in the Wet Bone Forest. Let's have a pig-killing banquet today to celebrate your release. By the way, why don't you get some more sleep? We have to wait for a while before the banquet can start."

"I was awakened by greed."

"You little greedy cat."

"That's what you raised, too."

Xuanwu shook his head helplessly.

Tsunade pretended to be angry and said, "Huh, why are you shaking your head? Don't you want to support me anymore?"

Xuanwu slapped her big peach hard.

"Damn Xuanwu-kun! You're a hooligan!"

Tsunade bit Xuanwu's ear, not biting it, but licking it like a kitten.

This little slut is really uncontrollable!