Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

While Xuanwu and Tsunade were discussing the mysteries of the human body, things were not so peaceful elsewhere.

The Third Hokage stood on his own statue and looked down at the entire Konoha. Behind him was Kato Dan, the head of the Anbu whom he personally selected.

"Duan, how's the investigation going?"

Kato Dan knelt on one knee, "Sir Sandai, I'm very sorry. After investigation, the rumors in the village may be true."

Sarutobi Hiruzen's body, which had been trying to stand straight, became hunched over somehow.

"You go down first, continue investigating, and continue to send people to secretly monitor Orochimaru. Don't jump to conclusions without solid evidence."

"Hi."

After Duan left, the Third Hokage gritted his teeth and said, "Danzo! If this matter has anything to do with you again, I will never tolerate you again!"

Danzo, mentioned by Sarutobi Hiruzen, was meeting with the patriarch of the Uchiha clan at this time.

Uchiha Setsuna's attitude became more submissive, "Master Danzo, I'm fully prepared and just waiting for you to take action."

Danzo touched his bandaged right arm and said, "Tsunade's sudden awakening is a variable. You must be prepared to deal with both of them at the same time."

Uchiha Setsuna sneered and said, "Don't worry, Master Danzo. Under my eyes, a blind man and a woman can't cause any big trouble."

His three magatama spun faster and faster, and formed three bars again.

Danzo's only exposed left eye stared at the kaleidoscope without blinking, his heart full of greed: Mine, mine, all mine!

...

The next day, Xuanwu walked out of the second floor, rubbing his waist, yawning as he walked.

As for Tsunade, Xuanwu came out with his waist rubbed, it would be strange if she could wake up.

Kushina on the first floor saw Xuanwu's listless appearance and said in a low voice with contempt: "Sex demon brother, you will die of exhaustion sooner or later."

Since Tsunade woke up until now, Xuanwu has been partying almost every night, which caused his hearing to be a little deaf, and he didn't hear what Kushina muttered at all.

He was still thinking as he walked: Alas, after Tsunade obtained the Rinnegan, her physique was greatly strengthened, and she has become more resilient. And there is also the magic grass that has a perfect phoenix nest after giving birth to a child. If she continues like this, she may not be able to withstand it. It is time to gain muscle properly.

As soon as Xuanwu came downstairs, he asked Kushina, "Little sister, where are the others?"

"That little brat Kaori went out with Nawaki again under the pretext of a mission. She probably won't be back until tonight. Minato said he'll be leaving for Myoboku Mountain in two days. In order to not eat live earthworms every day, I went to buy some dry food."

Although Kushina secretly dissed Xuanwu with her mouth, her hands were honest. She had already brought the breakfast she had left for him one by one. When Xuanwu walked to the dining table, all the food was ready.

Xuanwu asked while eating, "Why didn't you go with us?"

Kushina lay on the table with a look of despair. "Whenever I step out of this house, there are many followers following me. I couldn't sense them before, so I didn't mind them. Since I learned Kagura's mind eye, I can sense them even if I don't want to. I'm so annoyed that I don't have the mood to go shopping."

Xuanwu thought so too. If he were in his shoes, he would be annoyed to death.

"So is there anything you want? I need to go out and do something."

Kushina immediately moved a chair to his side, "Of course, I want a skirt from XX, shoes from X, a necklace from XXX, and the latest complete set of Barbie dolls. And, bring me some Ichiraku Ramen!"

Xuanwu was so annoyed, "You think I'm a turtle from the wishing well!"

Kushina clenched her hands into small fists and put them to her mouth, acting like a spoiled child and said in a coquettish voice: "Please, Brother Xuanwu, you are the best!"

Xuanwu then realized that Kushina didn't want to go out because she was upset, but was just waiting for him to withdraw the money!

Giving her a cold look, Xuanwu drank the third bowl of soy milk. Forget it, since the little girl served him tea and water, he would just be the one being taken advantage of.

"gone."

"Where are the things? Things, Brother Xuanwu."

Xuanwu placed his large hand on Kushina's head and rubbed it vigorously several times, "Don't worry, you won't be left out."

After saying that, he got up and went out.

Kushina sent him out the door obediently, "Hey, Brother Xuanwu, remember to come back early. It's cloudy early this morning, and the air is very hot and humid. It is expected that there will be heavy rain in the afternoon or evening."

Xiaobai on Xuanwu's shoulder looked up at the sky. It was indeed very gloomy, and there was a sense that dark clouds were pressing down on the city, threatening to destroy it.

He said slowly: "Perhaps, this is the last calm before the storm."

......

That night, it rained heavily.

Every household in the village went back to their homes early, and even the major shops closed early due to the heavy rain.

The whole of Konoha fell into a deathly coldness, and all sounds were drowned out by the sound of heavy rain.

So even though there were four people climbing walls and climbing roofs, no one was alarmed.

Fortunately, no one noticed their tracks, otherwise it would definitely cause panic.

Because among these four people, the leader is the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen who is wearing combat uniform.

At this moment, his expression was extremely solemn. The chill brought by the rainstorm could not penetrate his body at all, because his heart was even colder than this chill.

He confirmed again with Kato Dan, who was half a body length behind him, "Are you sure what you said is true?"

Kato Dan still answered affirmatively, "Yes, Lord Sandaime."

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't say anything else, and silently accelerated towards the coordinates provided by Kato Dan.

The rain fell down Sarutobi Hiruzen's samurai hat, taking away the sweat or other things on his face.

...

As soon as Sarutobi Hiruzen left the village, an ANBU member arrived at Xuanwu's house. After seeing Xuanwu, he took out a scroll and gave it to him, "Master Xuanwu, the Hokage wants you and Master Tsunade to go to the Uchiha residence. He wants to completely resolve the conflict between you and the Uchiha clan today. This is a handwritten letter from the Hokage."

Xuanwu didn't seem to notice anything unusual, and his tone remained calm, "What a coincidence, Tsunade went to the secret realm to practice again. I am enough for this kind of thing, let's go."

The Anbu ninja was a little surprised why Xuanwu agreed so readily. He thought it would take some persuasion. As for Tsunade, she was just a accessory. If he could take her away, he could take her away. If he couldn't, he wouldn't force her.

Then Xuanwu followed the Anbu member and disappeared in the rain. Before leaving, he completely sealed the house with a barrier. The four little ones thought that Xuanwu was just going out for something and continued playing cards. Only Minato seemed to be thinking about something.

...

At the entrance of a cave in the Forest of Death, Orochimaru was strangling the neck of an Anbu with one hand, while another Anbu had fallen to the ground and his life or death was unknown.

Just as he was about to deal with the man in his hand, dozens of shurikens suddenly shot towards him.

Orochimaru moved his right hand sideways, and the Anbu was used as a shield and was shot into a target in the blink of an eye.

The rain of shurikens had just stopped when the Third Hokage appeared five meters in front of Orochimaru, followed by an old monkey and Kato Dan. Two other Anbu surrounded Orochimaru from different directions.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was in a fighting stance, suppressed his anger and tried to speak in a normal tone, "Orochimaru, the Anbu said that you are conducting inhumane human experiments here, and the subjects are the ninjas who disappeared from Konoha two days ago. Is this true?

Also, why did you kill two ANBU ninjas for no reason? "