Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

At the Konoha BBQ restaurant, when Xuanwu and the other two arrived, Tsunade was already drinking with her two teammates. She sat in the middle, and the other two sat on her left and right. Xuanwu took a look and found that he knew them all.

The one on the left is tall, with white hair and a handsome face. The long red tear marks under the corners of his eyes are his distinctive features. Overall, he looks like a handsome guy, but his eyes are always staring at Tsunade with lustful eyes and a lewd look on his face, which makes people want to beat him up. There is no doubt that this man is the pervert Jiraiya.

The guy on the right has long straight black hair, which is exactly the opposite of Jiraiya's. His sharp face is extremely handsome. He does have a good-looking appearance, but the cold aura he exudes from his body can definitely keep people away. The guy who is posing cool here must be Orochimaru.

Tsunade introduced them, "These three are my kawaii disciples, Nara Kiyomizu, Yamanaka Yu and Akimichi Genbu, hahahaha."

She pointed at the two people sitting and introduced them separately: "These two are my teammates. The black-haired one is Orochimaru, and the white-haired one is Jiraiya."

Akimichi Genbu and the others bowed to the two men, "Hello, Lord Orochimaru, hello, Lord Jiraiya."

Orochimaru's eyes briefly swept across Nara Kiyomizu and Yamanaka Yu, then stopped directly on Akimichi Genbu for several seconds before moving away, making him feel creepy.

What kind of development is this? He doesn't remember any intersection with Orochimaru, so how come he is targeted by Orochimaru right from the start?

Jiraiya was enthusiastic and greeted them, "Three little brats, I am the most handsome man in Konoha, your teacher's future man, Jiraiya. If you have any problems in the future, just say my name, it will definitely work."

Akimichi Genbu didn't know what to say about this remark. Tsunade doesn't think highly of you at all.

If I want to catch up with my teacher, I should start by not going to the bathhouse to spy on women bathing.

Tsunade raised her hand to Jiraiya and slammed his face onto the table without giving him any respect, "Jiraiya, do you want to die!!!"

Orochimaru pointed at Akimichi Genbu and said in a deep and hoarse voice: "Tsunade, is that the kid who took your punch head-on and was still fine?"

Orochimaru became interested in Akimichi Genbu's body structure. You know, Tsunade's strength is no joke.

Previously, Jiraiya wanted to peek at Tsunade taking a bath, but was discovered by her. The furious Tsunade punched Jiraiya a hundred meters away, and as a result, he suffered severe fractures of six ribs and both wrists, and several ruptured internal organs, and almost died.

Although the opponent was a child and Tsunade would definitely not use her full strength, Orochimaru was still curious about how he could withstand Tsunade's punch with his body and remain unharmed.

"Yes, I was shocked at the time. A Genin could withstand my punch and even use the multiplication technique to hold me back. So, is your stomach made of iron?"

As she spoke, Tsunade walked over and lifted up Akimichi Genbu's clothes, and touched his belly, "Oh, not bad, young man. You have eight pack muscles at such a young age."

Tsunade had obviously drunk a lot before Akimichi Genbu and the others arrived.

In his two lifetimes, this was the first time he had such close contact with the opposite sex.

Jiraiya, who had just dug his face out of the table, couldn't stand this scene. Tsunade had never touched him like this before, okay? He also has eight-pack abs.

He pulled Tsunade to sit down again and said with a sour look: "Okay, I know he is very powerful, but how can you, as a teacher, take advantage of your students casually?"

Tsunade punched Jiraiya under the table again. This guy is really an idiot.

Nara Kiyomizu was speechless when she saw this scene. How violent was her teacher? How could she let him slack off in the future? She couldn't help but look at Shan Zhongyu. Shan Zhongyu understood immediately and also shook his head and sighed.

At this time, Orochimaru spoke to Akimichi Genbu, "Kid, I am interested in you. Do you want to come under my command? Tsunade is only a medical ninja and cannot fully develop your potential. You can get better development by following me. Moreover, I currently have some research projects that are very suitable for you."

After saying this, he unconsciously licked the corner of his mouth with his long tongue.

Tsunade was unhappy when she heard Orochimaru say that. She pinched her right hand and it made a crackling sound. "Orochimaru, what do you mean? How dare you think about my cute disciple? Believe it or not, I will send you to the ICU."

Orochimaru ignored Tsunade and just stared at Akimichi Genbu.

Staring at by Orochimaru's snake-like pupils, Akimichi Genbu felt like crying but had no tears.

Who in the family understands? Uncle Snake has been keeping an eye on him so quickly. He’s so panicked. What can he do by following you? Being your container? It’s so disgusting.

Orochimaru is indeed the world's top scientist, but his Akimichi Genbu is not weak either. In his previous life, he was a PhD student in biochemistry at a 985 university. Do you understand the value of this identity? I'm already very good at genetic engineering, which you don't understand now.

Xuanwu immediately refused, "I'm very sorry, Lord Orochimaru, although I am flattered that you appreciate me so much, but I am now Tsunade's disciple, I'm sorry I can't obey your order."

After hearing this, Orochimaru withdrew his gaze and continued to sip his sake. After all, he was just a Genin with outstanding abilities. Although he had some interest, it was not great. As a genius that only appears once in ten years, Orochimaru was also very proud.

Seeing that Orochimaru was no longer paying attention to him, Akimichi Genbu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead.

"Humph, Orochimaru, see, my students will not be fooled by your few words."

Tsunade patted her already huge chest and laughed loudly.

Jiraiya, who stood up again and saw this scene, was so shocked that he wanted to get between Tsunade's breasts.

He quietly moved closer to Tsunade to get a clearer look, but was hit by a sudden punch, causing stars to appear in his eyes and blood to spurt from his nose. In such a short while, he had been beaten by Tsunade for the third time.

Akimichi Genbu now finally understood why Jiraiya was so tough in his previous life. He was able to survive a fatal blow from Naruto in the Four-Tails form, and even sealed the runaway Naruto. It turned out that this was how he was trained.

"You pervert, you will die in a woman's belly sooner or later." Tsunade said disdainfully.

After beating Jiraiya again, Tsunade felt refreshed and said to the three people, "You can go to the table next to you and eat and drink as much as you want. Jiraiya will pay for tonight's consumption."

Tsunade obviously knew the fighting power of the Akimichi clan, and this was a deliberate revenge on Jiraiya for peeking at her.

But Jiraiya seemed to be indifferent. How much could three little brats eat? Alas, he obviously had never seen the fighting power of the Akimichi clan.

Hearing this, Akimichi Xuanwu became excited, and even the fear of being targeted by Uncle Snake disappeared. For a long time, he had been frugal and saved money to buy experimental reagents, consumables and equipment. He had never had a good barbecue in his life. Who would believe this if he told others?

He sincerely thanked Tsunade, "Thank you, teacher, you are the kindest, most beautiful, gentle and generous woman in the world." Although it was Jiraiya who paid the money.

"Thank you for the hospitality, teacher." Nara Kiyomizu and Yamazaki Yu also replied. Nara Kiyomizu was still as lazy as ever, but he was very happy to have a free barbecue meal.

The good boy Yamanaka Yu mourned for Jiraiya's wallet. He raised his hand to remind Jiraiya, but Xuanwu covered his mouth.

"Haha, go eat." Tsunade, who was flattered by Akimichi Genbu's flattery, let him go.

Then the three of them went to the next room, and Akimichi Genbu began to order. His operation was also very simple. After calling the waiter, he said, "Please serve 10 portions of each of the meat on the menu first."

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