Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

"Lord Sakumo, look here." Click, click, click.

"Yes, just like that, keep this pose and smile." Click, click, click.

Hatake Sakumo was confused when he saw Akimichi Genbu carrying the unconscious Tsunade on his back and taking pictures of him with a camera. What was going on?

"What are you doing?"

"It's a real person, a real person, not a ghost. Don't worry, don't worry. How can a mere golden horn kill me?"

You should have told me earlier that you were not dead. You made me worry for nothing.

The scene cuts back to when the Tailed Beast Cannon is firing.

Under the circumstances at that time, ordinary means were no longer able to withstand the attack. In order to save his own life and the life of the beautiful teacher, Xuanwu's eyes were activated at the same time, and two lines of blood and tears were left. A skeleton was put on the two of them, and a right arm made of bones was also protected in front of the body. This was the result of Akimichi Xuanwu's efforts in the past ten days, and the initial stage of the ultimate secret of the Mangekyo Sharingan "Susanoo".

Akimichi Xuanwu stretched out his skeleton and began to use earth escape to dive out of the attack range of the Tailed Beast Ball, but he didn't expect that his skeleton would break after only one second. What happened to the unparalleled defense? How could he play this game! In a hurry, he began to mobilize all his domineering power to attach to Susanoo.

Before, Xuanwu had been trying to attach his domineering aura to his chakra, but he had never succeeded once. Perhaps it was because his life was in danger that made him explode again, or perhaps it was because the skeleton form of Susanoo was assumed to be a part of his own body. No matter what, he succeeded this time.

The skeleton, blessed with domineering aura, quickly stabilized, and Xuanwu took the opportunity to take Tsunade deep into the desert to avoid the subsequent energy impact.

The screen cuts back.

"You little brat, you're still in the mood to take pictures. You're almost scaring me to death."

"Hahaha, hurry up and pack up and evacuate the scene. With such a big commotion, those vultures will definitely chase after us."

After saying that, Xuanwu ran to Kinkaku. At this time, Kinkaku was deader than dead. All the muscles in his body had shriveled up. He looked like a mummy. It was obvious that the last Tailed Beast Cannon had consumed everything he had.

Xuanwu took the banana fan and the Seven Star Sword, which were all good things, and then sealed Kinkaku's body into the scroll (Kinkaku was not worthy of entering his "realm" space). Then, without even having time to rebandage his wounds, he carried Tsunade on his back and left this place of trouble with Hatake Sakumo.

I don't know what's wrong with Tsunade. She has been subconsciously resisting Xuanwu's income. Even "Qianjiang" doesn't work. Xuanwu has no choice but to carry her around.

Akimichi Genbu first created 10 shadow clones and asked them to work in groups of two, with one carrying a 95-jin load and the other traveling light. They ran in the other five directions respectively, while he and Hatake Sakumo returned the same way. They did not plan to cross the desert area of ​​the Wind Kingdom. They stayed there for too long, and who knows what kind of trap might be waiting for them ahead.

Not long after the three left, a team of ninjas arrived here, led by a green-eyed monster. After observing the trail, they followed in one direction and chased after them.

The two of them walked forward in silence, not stopping until dark. Hatake Sakumo said weakly, "Xuanwu, I want to discuss something with you."

"How can it be a discussion? Lord Sakumo's order is enough, and I will definitely do it." Akimichi Genbu patted his chest and promised.

"Haha, it's not a big deal, but can you delete those photos?"

"Hehe, Lord Sakumo, congratulations on having a big stain on your life. A tough guy is crying, hahahaha."

Hatake Sakumo was frowning. If it weren't for the fact that you are a Konoha ninja, I would let you see how black your heart is.

"10 taels per ticket." Hatake Sakumo didn't waste time. He knew what Akimichi Genbu liked, so he used his trump card directly.

The two of them bargained as they ran.

"Lord Sakumo, who do you take me for?!"

"15 taels."

"These are all beautiful memories. For an artist of my noble character, they are my precious children. If it were you, would you be willing to kill your own children?" Akimichi Genbu said righteously.

"20 taels, don't go too far, Mr. Xuanwu!" Hatake Sakumo was ready to draw his sword. If the camera in Akimichi Xuanwu's hand had not inexplicably disappeared, he would have done it long ago.

"Hehe, why don't you add a little more." Qiu Dao Xuanwu narrowed his eyes into a fox's, a Tibetan fox at that, with a nasty smile on his face. He looked as wretched as he could be, which really ruined his handsome face.

Hatake Sakumo turned his head away and stopped looking at him. He was afraid that he would not be able to resist punching that bastard in the face.

"21 taels." Hatake Sakumo offered again.

"30 taels, one price." Qiu Dao Xuanwu Lion opened his mouth

"Why don't you just go and rob it! 22 taels."

"Well, I'll give in, too. 29 taels."

"Your steps are really big. You are definitely not afraid of pulling your crotch. 23 taels."

"28 taels, it can't be any less. Film is very expensive." Akimichi Xuanwu pretended to be aggrieved, as if he had suffered a great loss.

"24 taels, no more." The voice seemed to come out from between Hatake Sakumo's teeth.

"27 taels, and my life for you, how about that, Lord Sakumo."

"25 taels, this is the highest price. You can sell it or not. The worst that can happen is that I will be ruined, and I will pester you every day and disturb you from dating Tsunade until my reputation is restored." Hatake Sakumo was desperate. It didn't matter what happened. The worst that could happen was that both of us would suffer.

"Deal, 25 taels per piece." Akimichi Genbu quickly interrupted Hatake Sakumo, "Well, and, Tsunade-sensei and I have a pure teacher-student relationship. I'm only 13 years old, so please don't misunderstand me, Sakumo-sama."

Hatake Sakumo rolled his eyes at Akimichi Genbu for a rare time. You are kidding me, it’s hard to say how Tsunade treats you, but if you, Akimichi Genbu, don’t have your eyes on the most beautiful woman in Konoha, he, Hatake Sakumo, will take off his head and kick it like a ball!

"Well, there are 11 tickets in total. I'll give you a discount on one ticket, and I'll charge you 250 million taels. How do you want to pay? By card or cash, hehe." Akimichi Genbu took out a roll of film and walked it around in front of Hatake Sakumo.

Hatake Sakumo was about to take action, but the film disappeared inexplicably again right under his nose.

"Pay first and then ship. 250 million taels. What a grand event, Lord Sakumo." Akimichi Genbu looked like a mercenary.

Hearing this number, Hatake Sakumo felt it was so ironic. He took out money from his pocket and handed it to Xuanwu, "You are using my sympathy to make money. Doesn't your conscience hurt, Xuanwu-kun?"

Akimichi Genbu made a move at the speed of light, and the money in Hatake Sakumo's hand turned into a roll of film. "There's nothing we can do. We are poor. As the saying goes, children from poor families grow up early."

"Haha, just shut up, you money-hungry little brat." Hatake Sakumo said sarcastically.

"Your Highness, I am so sad to hear you say this. My young heart has been shattered by you."

"Just shut up! You're taking advantage of me!"

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