Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After returning to the village, Xuanwu made up his mind not to leave the village for the time being. The outside world is too dangerous and his strength is too poor. He might as well stay low and develop. When he succeeds and comes out of the mountain, he will see who dares to give him a hard time.

So he returned to his previous life, with his shadow clones going out on missions, practicing ninjutsu and doing research, while he continued to tinker with Haki. After the last battle, the amount of Haki increased again, and the loss of mental strength was obviously less.

However, the research topics of the shadow clones have increased. The body tissues and blood of Tsunade and Hyuga Ito have been obtained, and the research on the Sage Body and the Byakugan is about to begin.

After Kushina became the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, research on the tailed beasts could begin secretly, and he suddenly felt so busy.

Another thing is to get the equipment that exploded from the Golden Horn, such as the Golden Rope, the Seven-Star Sword and the Banana Fan.

Akimichi Genbu did not hand it over, and the Third Hokage did not ask him for it. As for the reason, he gave a whole box of Maotai and two large bags of the most expensive tobacco in the ninja world as a bribe to this smoker and drunkard.

It's not possible to just take it out as it is, because the Hidden Cloud Village will definitely ask for it back after they find out. At that time, Sanleizi returned the body of the Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama, without asking for anything. When he wants to use the Second Hokage to make an argument, it will be difficult for the Third Hokage to refuse.

Besides, without the red gourd, the golden rope and the seven-star sword cannot be used to their full potential, so only the banana fan can be used.

After much deliberation, Akimichi Xuanwu decided to recast these weapons. Apart from other things, the hardness of these weapons was amazing. If they were made into handy weapons, who would dare to chop his sword off again?

In addition, he has to take care of four children like an old nanny. Yes, four. Tsunade is becoming more and more childish. It is unbelievable that a twenty-year-old beauty quarrels with a six-year-old child for food every day.

The days passed in Akimichi Genbu's daily emo.

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In the blink of an eye, two years passed.

Winter has come again in Konoha. Sitting on the roof admiring the snow, Akimichi Genbu couldn't help but sigh. The days have passed, but it seems like they have not passed. It is still winter, the snow scene is still the same, and the people who accompany him are still the same.

In the past two years, the relations between countries have become increasingly delicate. However, the first conflict to break out was not between the most tense alliance of the Fire Nation and the Wind, Earth, and Rain Nation, but between the Earth Nation and the Thunder Nation.

The cause was that the plan of the Three Raikos to capture the Four-Tails Jinchuriki was exposed. The stubborn old man, the Third Tsuchikage, Ninjago Ōnoki, immediately flew to the scene and used his bloodline to bombard them. Except for a ninja from the Night Moon clan who could use the Lightning Release Chakra mode and ran away, everyone else turned into atoms.

How could the hot-tempered old man San Lei Zi tolerate this, and he led the Yunyin people to fight to the death with the Earth Kingdom. However, after several small-scale conflicts, the two old villains reached some conditions and stopped fighting.

There are also the Fire Country and the Wind Country. The Wind Country wants to send people into the Fire Country to search under the pretext that a team of its ninjas disappeared in the Fire Country. In fact, they just want to go deep into the Fire Country to gather intelligence in advance.

However, he was sternly rejected by the Third Hokage. The Second Kazekage Shamon was unhappy and said, "Fuck it, why didn't you come to the Wind Country to rescue ninjas? Why can't we go to your country to find people?"

The uncle could tolerate it, but the aunt couldn't. He immediately sent people to break in, but was taught a lesson by Orochimaru and Jiraiya. Sarutobi Hiruzen originally thought that Salamander would have follow-up actions, but he didn't expect it to end so anticlimactically.

In addition, the Water Kingdom invaded the Tea Kingdom, but was forced back by its overlord, the Fire Kingdom.

The Kingdom of Wind suffered a loss at the hands of the Kingdom of Fire, and then turned around and slapped the Kingdom of River to vent its anger. In the end, the matter was resolved by the small country ceding land and paying compensation. A weak country has no diplomacy.

Just in case, Konoha deployed up to 3000 ninjas at the border of the Rain Country, led by Sarutobi Tenma and Mito Kado En respectively.

The Second Kazekage and the Third Tsuchikage were no exception. They both deployed a large number of ninjas on the border with the Rain Country. It was obvious that the Rain Country would become a victim of the struggle between the great powers. I wonder if Hanzo of the Salamander regretted signing the alliance with the Wind Country and the Earth Country.

The Ninja World War was imminent, but Akimichi Genbu, who was sitting on the roof thinking about life, had his eyes occupied by a most beautiful woman.

"Mr. Xuanwu, I finally found you. Everyone is in the house. What are you doing on the roof?"

The person who spoke was Tsunade. No one knew what the body structure of this beautiful girl was like, but all the fat was in her chest. In just two years, she not only recovered gloriously, but also successfully advanced to D-.

At this time, her golden hair was tied into two ponytails, and her fair face was half covered by the bangs combed down on both sides of her forehead, which made her look more hazy and beautiful.

She was wearing a white sweatshirt on her upper body, but it was obviously a bit tight, and her breasts were about to burst out. The black tight jeans outlined her small buttocks. Overall, she had a super convex front and a very curvy back, plus those two well-proportioned long legs. Ah, it turned out that she looked good in anything she wore.

Time makes this peony more beautiful.

Two years have also brought some changes to Xuanwu. At the age of 183, he has basically lost his childishness (he has really grown up a little too fast). His face is angular and heroic. The black ninja combat uniform cannot hide his sturdy and strong figure. Coupled with his height of cm, anyone who sees him will say that he is a handsome macho.

Tsunade, who is 163.1 cm tall, can be described as a little bird in front of him.

After Xuanwu stood up, he completely looked down at Her Royal Highness the Princess in front of him. The impact was simply amazing.

Fortunately, Xuanwu was a very stingy person, and the clothes he bought for Tsunade were very conservative (yes, as an epic fat sheep, Tsunade's pockets are always cleaner than her face. Since moving to Xuanwu's house, her food, clothing, housing and transportation are truly supported by her disciples. Xuanwu always pays for shopping for clothes, and Xuanwu takes the opportunity to stop buying all revealing clothes. Humph, Tsunade's body is not something you ordinary people can see whenever you want), otherwise he would definitely vomit blood at this moment.

But even if he didn't have a nosebleed, he was stunned for a moment. How could watching the snow be as fun as watching the ball?

Tsunade stretched out her white jade hand and waved it in front of the dumbfounded Xuanwu, "Xuanwu-kun? Are you listening to me?"

Akimichi Xuanwu finally reacted and chuckled twice, "Oh, everything is almost ready. I'll take a break from my busy schedule and come out for a while. Teacher Tsunade, I'm really exhausted today."

Looking at Xuanwu's silly look, Tsunade burst out laughing, and her two big eyes curved into beautiful crescents, truly like a red plum blossom proudly standing in the snow, extremely charming.

She stood on tiptoe and raised her arms, and Xuanwu bent down in cooperation. One of her jade hands fell on Xuanwu's brown hair and gently stroked it. "Our Xuanwu-kun is the best. Okay, stop enjoying the cool breeze here, and let's go down together."

Then the two of them went down the roof one after the other.

Xuanwu, who was walking behind, sighed silently, "Is it because I have reached puberty that my resistance to Tsunade is getting weaker and weaker? She is all I dream about at night. I have done that several times because of her. What should I do? I am only 18 years old! How can I cope with this situation when my mental age is over 40? How can I cope with this situation?

What makes me saddest is that Her Royal Highness the Princess didn’t use her dignity to comfort me today. Although it’s nice to pat my head, it’s nothing compared to the fragrance of a 36D.

As Xuanwu gets older, Tsunade's intimate actions towards him become less and less, and facial cleanser is rarely seen. Alas, is this the sadness of growing up?