Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Just when Xuanwu was about to take action, Lu Ping arrived with his troops.

"Xuanwu, don't get excited, we are fine, that old man is trying to trick you."

Qiu Dao Xuanwu turned around and saw that although the three family heads were injured, they were not in danger of life.

This old bastard is not a good person.

It turned out that the battle on the front battlefield had ended, and Konoha ended up winning. After leaving behind more than 7 corpses, the Iwagakure retreated in panic.

Although the Konoha ninja's casualty ratio reached nearly 1 to 3, everyone was injured, so Shinnosuke gave up the plan to expand the victory.

And the two-day scale Duanmu took advantage of the air advantage to get rid of Ino-Shika-Chou. He originally wanted to come over to collect Xuanwu's body, but he didn't expect that his own Jinchuriki would be so disappointing.

"Was that skeleton just now Susanoo? Impossible. He is only 18 years old, just an adult. It is rare to have a three-magatama Sharingan. How can he open the Mangekyō?"

Duan Mu denied himself. He didn't want to fight anymore and flew away with Zi Fei.

Xuanwu originally wanted to stop him, but was stopped by Lu Ping.

In this way, the second battle between the two sides ended, and Konoha won again.

After returning to the camp after his defeat, he changed his strategy. He no longer thought about achieving success in one battle and engaging in a large-scale decisive battle, but began to retreat.

Facing the cowardly Iwagakure, Shikahei had no good solution. After all, if he didn't move, he wouldn't reveal his flaws.

The two sides began to engage in small-scale fighting within a distance of 50 kilometers between the two camps. They used all kinds of shady and malicious tricks, such as attacking the camp, cutting off food supplies, poisoning, and earthquakes.

The Iwagakure Village finally pushed the war into the rhythm they liked, that is, an endless war of attrition.

Lu Ping could easily deal with other minor tricks, but the poison that the Iwagakure Village got from somewhere made the three families of Ino, Deer and Chou, who had superb medical skills, helpless.

Over two months, more and more people were poisoned, but the medical team was really stretched, so Shinnosuke had no choice but to use his ultimate move: Dad, come on!

But somehow this news was known to Orochimaru, and then...

It was another headache-inducing night. Xuanwu was reading a medical book in his tent, and he was almost reading to pieces.

However, he is good at poisoning (see Kato's article for details), but he is not good at detoxifying. His hair has almost turned white due to worry in the past two months.

"Little guy, what are you thinking about? You are so focused."

The familiar body fragrance is as faint as orchid and as mellow as sandalwood; the familiar breath is as gentle as the spring breeze and as warm as the sunshine.

Hearing the voice that he had been longing for, Xuanwu threw the medical book away, turned around quickly, and hugged the person behind him tightly.

"Tsunade-sensei, why are you here? I missed you so much."

Just three simple sentences made the little emotions in Tsunade's heart disappear without a trace while she was held in Xuanwu's arms. Forget it, it's his fault for being a straight man.

Tsunade no longer cares about the rules between master and disciple. For the past three months, hasn't she been thinking about the person in front of her day and night?

Tsunade also hugged Xuanwu with one hand, rested her head on his chest, greedily sniffed his unique scent, and said softly: "I miss you too."

Hearing this, Xuanwu's heart trembled violently. It turned out that the moonlight tonight was so beautiful and the wind was so gentle.

The two of them just hugged each other quietly for a long time, and Tsunade said softly: "My feet are numb."

Xuanwu reluctantly let go of Tsunade.

After the two separated, the atmosphere in the tent became more ambiguous. Tsunade lowered her head, blushed, and said nothing. Her two little hands were clasped together, and her two index fingers were entwined around each other.

Xuanwu was also looking at Tsunade's head, not knowing what to do. Having been single for forty years, he had no idea how to deal with this situation.

The two fell into silence again.

Xuanwu thought about it for a long time and finally found a topic that he thought was impeccable. "Tsunade-sensei, are you here specifically to deal with the poison of the Rock Ninja?"

The snake lying on the table was speechless, "What are you doing, Xuanwu, huh? What on earth are you doing!!!"

Tsunade was also a little angry. This idiot, didn’t he perform quite well just now?

I thought he had finally come to his senses. He's usually very smart and considerate when it comes to taking care of me. How could he be so stupid when it comes to something like this? Alas.

"After the war, I will teach you a lesson, you stupid fool!!!"

Tsunade had beaten her Xuanwu to death eight hundred times in her heart. After she regained her composure, she said, "Why else could it be? Do you think it's because of you? Humph."

Xuanwu scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Aha, um, I thought, I thought..."

Tsunade's hope was rekindled, and her two big Kashran eyes stared at Xuanwu, saying, say it, say it, say it quickly.

"That's what I thought."

In a laboratory far away, a certain snake uncle was so angry that he bit off the corner of the table.

"I knew it, huh." Tsunade felt even more upset.

"Yes, yes, yes, that's why I came here. You are right, absolutely right, absolutely right."

Then, without waiting for Xuanwu to speak, he walked out angrily, "Okay, I have to work, goodbye, bye."

Just as Tsunade walked to the door of the tent in disappointment, a big hand grabbed her small jade hand. The princess with super strength, who was famous in the ninja world, shook her hand angrily, but couldn't break free. Lord Xuanwu was really strong.

Even a fool would know that Tsunade was angry. Akimichi Genbu was a little better than a fool, so he also knew it. He said softly, "I'm sorry, I'm so stupid and made you angry again. Can you forgive me this time, Tsunade?

I, that, I, I, can I call you that from now on, Tsunade?"

Xuanwu scratched his head with one hand, mustered up his courage, and put forward what he considered to be the most extreme request.

Hearing this, Tsunade stopped shaking her hands and suddenly felt happy. This guy is not bad. He will be fine after being trained slowly. Everything will be better.

But he had to keep up the appearance, "It's just a name, whatever you want."

There was silence between the two again. Just when Xuanwu was about to say something, his tent was opened by Shinnosuke, followed by the head of the Ino-Shika-cho family.

Tsunade pulled her hand away at the speed of light, stood still, and did it all in one go.

Xuanwu quickly withdrew his hand, stepped back, and finished it with a breath.

Shinnosuke opened the curtain and looked at the two people's state. "Tsunade, you make it difficult for us to find you. Let's go to the central camp for an emergency meeting. Xuanwu, you should come with us."

Nara Shikahira was so smart. He was so cunning that he could tell something was wrong at a glance. He coughed lightly and said, "Actually, we are not that anxious. Tsunade just arrived. Let them have a good rest tonight. We can discuss it tomorrow."

After Lu Ping finished speaking, he poked Yamanaka Xiyi beside him without leaving any trace.

Although Yamanaka Xiyi didn't understand the situation, it didn't affect his support for Shikahira, "Ah, ah! Yes, yes, it's not too urgent. Tsunade rushed here overnight, it must be very hard for her, and it will be the same tomorrow."

Shinnosuke couldn't understand, "How can that be possible? There are still more than 300 ninjas lying in the camp. We should get rid of them as soon as possible."

Lu Ping said that he had tried his best, but there was nothing he could do since his general was a fool.

The atmosphere had already been ruined, and all Tsunade could say was, "Okay, let's go to the meeting."

After saying that, he was the first to walk out of the tent.

It's just that when her jade feet walked past Shinnosuke, they stepped hard on Shinnosuke's feet.

"Ah~, Tsunade, you......"

Shinnosuke cried out in pain.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see it."

Tsunade turned around and smiled sweetly, then apologized and walked away gracefully.

"It's what he deserves." Lu Jiu complained in his heart and followed him.

Although Xuanwu was a little speechless, he had no choice but to follow him out.

At this moment, a certain snake is not happy, damn it!!!

He climbed down from the table, bit Shinnosuke's calf, and then disappeared.

"Ouch~" Shinnosuke jumped up again in pain, "What bit me?"

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