Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

At the dinner table, Genbu and Tsunade sat on one side, and Minato and Kushina sat on the other.

Xuanwu cut six large pieces of medium-rare steaks and gave half of them to the beautiful girl who was sitting next to him and sipping red wine.

"Arigato, Xuanwu-kun, I'm going to start."

One of them ate with his left hand and the other with his right hand. The other two hands were clasped together under the table. Tsunade's calf was also resting on Xuanwu's calf.

Kushina asked, "Brother Xuanwu, when did you start eating with your left hand?"

"Oh, about this. Recently, the enemies I encountered always attack my left hand, which I am not good at. I plan to practice to avoid being targeted."

"puff",

Tsunade, who was laughing secretly with her head down, couldn't help but burst out laughing when she heard the answer.

"Ah, sorry, sorry, I was eating too hastily, you don't have to mind me, just continue."

Xuanwu patted Tsunade's back to help her calm down, handed her a tissue, and said with a sly smile: "Don't be too anxious when eating. It's not elegant to see a beautiful woman spitting out rice."

It was obvious that Xuanwu knew why she behaved inappropriately at the table.

Tsunade gave him a beautiful big eye roll and kicked him lightly with her little feet hidden under the table.

Kushina felt like her nose was not working properly. The steak smelled so good, but why did she smell a strong sour odor?

She deliberately threw her fork on the ground and wanted to look under the table to see what the man and woman across from her were doing.

But as soon as she bent down, Xuanwu and Tsunade immediately spread their hands and legs and sat down, leaving her alone.

Kushina stood up in confusion: This shouldn’t be the case. Could it be that everything in romance novels is a lie?

Just when he was puzzled, a big white-haired voice sounded outside the window, "Sashimizudan, Tsunade, do you miss me, handsome guy?"

At the same time, there was a loud bang at the door and Orochimaru made a brilliant appearance.

Tsunade ignored the white-haired guy, she really wanted to beat him to death.

Xuanwu said helplessly: "Master Jiraiya, can't you learn from Master Orochimaru and use the main gate?"

"Don't worry about that little thing. I'll show you something good."

Jiraiya came up to Xuanwu and stretched out a hand, with domineering aura attached to it, and said proudly, "How about it, this genius has learned to attach in less than three years, isn't it amazing?"

Xuanwu had taught everyone his domineering cultivation method a long time ago, but asked them not to spread it to others.

Tsunade felt that it was not in line with her personality for a little lady like her to be beaten every day, so she didn't practice.

Sakumo, Shimizu and Yu gave up after practicing for several months when they couldn't sense anything.

Nawaki persisted longer, but after a year of practice he gained nothing, so he went to tinker with the Second Hokage's water jutsu.

Orochimaru was very interested in this power, but like Tsunade, he gave up after learning the training methods and techniques. What a joke, he is a great scientist and he is very busy every day, okay? He has that much time but he doesn't go to peek, ah, he is just eating sugar.

After a few years, the only ones who persisted in training were Jiraiya and Might Dai.

Dai hadn't gained anything yet, but Jiraiya had learned it first.

In fact, he was about to give up, but for some reason two days ago, he suddenly became enlightened, so he was waiting every day for Xuanwu to come back and show off to him.

Xuanwu sensed it. Although it was only in the initial stage and the coverage area was only the range of one hand, it was indeed domineering. However, he did not want to let this potential rival show off.

"Minato, show Master Jiraiya the results of your training."

"Ok."

Minato walked in front of Jiraiya, and as the other party looked increasingly surprised, his whole body was filled with domineering aura.

At this time, Jiraiya's jaw almost dropped to the ground, his eyes were wide open, his nostrils turned up, and he pointed at Minato, unable to say a word.

Xuanwu had already taken out a video camera and was recording the whole process, and Tsunade was also taking pictures with a camera.

Orochimaru thought to himself: What a pair of bastards.

Xuanwu spoke again: "Minato, don't be secretive."

"But, won't that be too much of a blow to Master Jiraiya?"

Little Sun is still kind-hearted.

"Don't worry, Master Jiraiya is a real man who can withstand Tsunade's full strength without dying. This little bit of damage is nothing."

Tsunade on the side gave Xuanwu another beautiful eye roll, but with so many people watching, she couldn't punish him according to the family rules.

This Xuanwu Jun even dared to mention her embarrassing things. It seems like she has to teach him a lesson. Humph.

Minato Namikaze thought the same thing, so he stretched out a finger, and with a "swishing" sound, his finger turned black visibly.

Seeing this, Jiraiya could no longer bear the blow and his jaw dropped completely to the ground.

"Click", a fresh photo is taken and time stops here.

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After a long time, Jiraiya finally came to his senses, rubbing his chin and sitting on the chair. He originally wanted to sit next to Tsunade to express his lovesickness, but Orochimaru had taken the seat, so he could only sit next to him reluctantly.

"Hey, this little Minato is really a genius. By the way, Minato, are you interested in becoming my disciple? I'm very strong."

Minato brought two steaks to Orochimaru and Jiraiya respectively, "Master Jiraiya's strength is unquestionable. It would be my honor to become your disciple."

Jiraiya devoured his meal while saying, "It's settled then. When you graduate in three years, I'll teach you personally. Hahaha."

Xuanwu didn't care about this matter. He didn't want to be a teacher. Not only was it exhausting, but the subsidy was also too little. Whoever wanted to be a teacher could be one.

Compared to this, it would certainly be more fun to flirt with Tsunade under the table.

It's so exciting to have a secret relationship under the eyes of so many people.

Orochimaru, standing aside, had his back to Tsunade, and was completely absorbed in making steak, as if there was some secret in it.

It's just God helping me.

Tsunade immediately placed her calves on Xuanwu's legs again.

Xuanwu was a little scared at first. If he was discovered, it would be an accident scene. But the beautiful girl was so brave, how could he be timid? He immediately took her hand, and the look in their eyes was almost tearing.

Jiraiya, who was talking to Minato, suddenly sniffed, "Huh? Where does such a strong sour smell come from? Is the steak bad?"

He took another bite. "It's tender and delicious. It's of high quality. Is it not bad?"

Kushina would find excuses to bend down and peek under the table from time to time, but still found nothing. She was furious and attacked the pair of steaks ruthlessly, as if she had a grudge against them.

What a joke. Two elite jonin are in love. How could a lowly scum like you who is not even a genin find out?

As the only person who understood the situation present, Orochimaru became happier and happier the more he ate, because he could see all the little movements of Tsunade and Genbu.

The next second, Orochimaru was surprised and said: Wow, is Tsunade so bold?

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A happy dinner party ended just like that, and Orochimaru and Jiraiya went back to their respective homes and looked for their respective mothers.

The two little ones also went to bed.

Tsunade and Genbu said good night to each other and returned to the dormitory.

Xuanwu, lying on the bed, tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

Ah! It turns out that hugging Xiangxiang's body is really addictive.

At this moment, the bedroom window was opened, and a beautiful pink figure climbed through the window, closed the window, and went to bed, all in one go.

Before Xuanwu could react, a soft and fragrant body had already lifted the quilt and crawled into her arms.

A muffled voice came from his chest, "I can't sleep without you by my side."

Xuanwu covered her with the quilt again, stroked the princess's hair, and said gently, "Me too."

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