Siheyuan: The road to counterattack for the little transparent

Before Yan Bugui could continue, Xu Damao quickly interrupted: "Don't worry, Third Uncle, I have to keep this chicken and I don't plan to kill it."

"Is that so?" Yan Bugui's tone was obviously disappointed, but he soon came up with another idea: "Da Mao, there are a lot of small mushrooms hanging on the front of your car. Can you two eat them all?"

As he said this, he helped to shake the back seat of the bicycle. The rooster was shaken so hard that it couldn't tell whether it was day or night, and it started to crow "Cock-a-doodle-doo".

Xu Damao frowned and then saw Yan Bugui staring at him with a smile. He thought that Yan Bugui was the third uncle in the courtyard after all and it would be bad to confront him head-on.

He picked out the smallest bunch of mushrooms from several bunches and said with a fake smile, "Uncle, this is a gift to you. Please don't be polite."

"How can this be so embarrassing, Damao? You should still think about Uncle San. Um, if you need any help in the future, just let me know."

This was what Yan Bugui had been waiting for. He finally let go of the back seat of the car and swiftly took the mushrooms, saying polite words and smiling so hard that his face was wrinkled like a flower.

After the bicycle could be pushed, Xu Damao hurried towards his home. Unexpectedly, he was stopped by Yan Jiecheng as soon as he entered the front yard.

He couldn't help but said impatiently: "Hey! Yan Jiecheng, I gave the mushrooms to Uncle San, and the rest has to be kept at home."

Xu Damao was afraid that Yan Jiecheng would snatch his mushrooms, so he held the cart with one hand and protected the mushrooms with the other hand, shouting.

At this time, he regretted being lazy. He should have stuffed all the mushrooms given by his fellow villager into his bag. Now, a bunch of mushrooms was lost in vain.

"Xu Damao, what are you thinking? I don't want your mushrooms."

"So what do you want to do by stopping me? I'm telling you, I want to keep this rooster."

When Yan Jiecheng heard this, he grinned like a fool, patted Xu Damao on the shoulder and said, "Xu Damao, I have good news for you. I'm getting married!"

Getting married is now the most important and happiest thing in Yan Jiecheng's heart, and he is eager to share it with everyone in the hospital.

Xu Damao was relieved and sneered, "So that's what happened. Congratulations, you're better than that silly Zhu."

There were only a few strings of dry goods in total, so he gave one string to Yan Bugui. Xu Damao was worried that he would meet the first and second uncles again and would not be able to get the second string again.

After saying this, he pushed the cart towards the backyard. As the saying goes, enemies often meet each other. As soon as he reached the middle yard, he ran into Sha Zhu.

He was still brooding over the fact that he failed to beat Xu Damao that day, and couldn't stand his contemptuous look, so he glared at him and rolled his eyes.

After looking at the chicken that Xu Damao hung on the back seat of the car, Sha Zhu smiled and pointed at the chicken and said:

"Hey, Xu Damao, you're really good. You know you can't have children, so you find a rooster to help you, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Damao suspected that he had misheard. Then, seeing Sha Zhu looking at him with such smugness, he immediately came to his senses and started to curse:

"Silly Zhu, your mouth looks like it was just fished out of the toilet and put on, it's so stinky that I don't even bother to say anything to you!"

"You are a lousy cook with no manners. You only know how to carry a big spoon all day long. What's so great about you? Even if you are great, you still don't even have a partner."

"Everyone of your age in our hospital is married. Look at yourself. Does anyone want you?"

These words really touched Sha Zhu's sore spot. He quickly became enraged, clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, and wanted to step forward and attack.

Xu Damao shouted into the courtyard: "Uncle! Come out and take a look! Sha Zhu is trying to hit someone again!"

Everyone is quite bored these days, and Xu Damao's shouting quickly attracted everyone in the yard. It would be a shame not to watch the fun.

The crowd quickly gathered around, and everyone looked at the two generals in the yard with curiosity.

Yi Zhonghai was repairing his own window outside the house. When he heard Xu Damao's words, he quickly stepped forward and shouted, "Zhu Zi! What are you doing?"

"I still say the same thing. If Shazhu lays a finger on me today, I will report him to the police immediately! If you want to go to jail, then go ahead and beat me."

Realizing that Yi Zhonghai seemed to be heading towards him, Xu Damao seemed to have the Shangfang Baojian in his hand, and shouted like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water.

Sha Zhu tried to move forward but was stopped by Yi Zhonghai. He struggled and shouted, "Uncle, please let me go. I will tear Xu Damao's mouth to pieces today."

"You always make fun of me for not having a wife. But doesn't Third Uncle's Yan Jiecheng have a wife too? Why don't I ever mention him?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the onlookers nodded in unison, thinking that Xu Damao had gone too far and shouldn't always pick on people's sore spots.

Hearing this, Xu Damao said disapprovingly: "Do you think everyone is like you? Yan Jiecheng just told me the good news that he will be getting married soon!"

"You don't even have a partner, and you're still a big spoon carrier. That's the truth! Can I say that's incredible?"

At this time, someone spotted Yan Bugui hiding behind the crowd and asked loudly, "Uncle, is what Xu Damao said true?"

"Your Yan Jiecheng is getting married so soon? I remember that they haven't been dating for long, right?"

Yan Bugui was now exposed. He had no choice but to adjust the legs of his glasses and admitted with a smile: "Xu Damao is right!"

"The girl has agreed to the marriage, and they can get married after choosing a date."

"Well, when my Jie Cheng gets married, I will definitely invite everyone to the wedding banquet. Everyone must show their favor."

The onlookers congratulated him after hearing his words. Yan Bugui smiled so hard that his mouth couldn't close, and bowed to thank everyone.

The old man glanced at Yan Bugui and said, "Xu Damao, just say less. You know Zhuzi has a bad temper."

"He's also been hit hard by the issue of finding a partner recently, so don't add fuel to the fire."

It would have been fine if he hadn't said this, but once he said it, Xu Damao's grievances came out: "Uncle, was this my fault?"

"Didn't you hear what he said just now? What did he mean by I can't have a child and need a rooster to help me?"

"Hahahahaha..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the crowd burst into laughter, and some even laughed so hard that they held their stomachs and stamped their feet.

At this time, Lou Xiao'e heard that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu had a quarrel in the Intermediate Courtyard, so she hurried to the Intermediate Courtyard and just happened to hear what Xu Damao said.

She was so angry that her pretty face turned red. After all, she was a daughter of a wealthy family, so she was not afraid of such a scene. She stepped forward and pointed at Sha Zhu and cursed loudly:

"How can you say that, Silly Zhu? You better apologize to me and Damao, or I will never forgive you!"

Sha Zhu looked sullen, not taking her words to heart at all, and said like a scoundrel: "Lou Xiao'e, I won't tell you the reason why you two can't have children, but I advise you to divorce Xu Damao."

"He's just a playboy, it's not worth wasting your time on him."

"Silly Zhu, you ......"

"Shazhu, you bastard!" Before Xu Damao could finish his words, Lou Xiao'e stepped forward and stomped hard on Shazhu, then turned around and went back to the backyard angrily.