I messed up the Siheyuan

The lights in Shazhu's house finally went out.

Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang looked at each other.

They saw a hint of excitement in each other's eyes.

The two men crouched down and carefully came to the window of Sha Zhu's house.

After waiting for a while, the 'humming' sound that Xu Damao mentioned did not come, but Sha Zhu's deafening snoring came out.

......

Yesterday, Sha Zhu was busy almost the entire night.

During the day today, he rode his bicycle for half a day, carrying Li Yuru and the two children.

After returning to the courtyard, he was busy again to settle Li Yuru and the two children.

Afterwards, he not only cooked dinner for a family of five, but also had a conflict with Yi Zhonghai.

In the evening, he took some time to go to Wang Ping's place and had a few drinks.

After all this ordeal, even if he was made of iron, he couldn't bear it anymore.

Therefore, after turning off the lights, he was calm and fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.

......

But Sha Zhu's snoring made Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang a little dumbfounded.

"Second brother!..." Yan Jiekuang asked hesitantly: "Did Brother Damao say something wrong?

He didn't say 'humming', but the sound of a silly snoring!"

"This..." Yan Jiefang also hesitated, "Brother Damao drank quite a lot of wine tonight, and his walking is a little unsteady!

He...he could be wrong."

"Second brother, shall we set off the firecrackers now?"

"Hmm!...Okay!" Yan Jiefang hesitated for a moment and nodded, "Take out the firecrackers first and spread them here. I'll light the cigarette."

The two of them worked on it for a while and soon they were ready to continue.

Yan Jiefang took one last look at Yan Jiekuang, then half-knelt down and stretched the cigarette butt in his hand, which was still sparking, towards the fuse of the firecracker.

What they don't know is...

Or perhaps they were so excited that they didn't notice that the door of Jia's house had just been pulled open from the inside.

Then, Jia Zhang came out with sleepy eyes, holding the chamber pot in one hand.

Jia Zhang was in a daze and didn't even notice the two sneaky black figures under the window of Sha Zhu's house.

The result was that after Jia Zhang squatted down and released the golden stuff with a "crash", sparks flew and there was a "crackling" sound under the window of Sha Zhu's house.

Then, Yan Jiefang put out his cigarette, put the remaining half of the cigarette in his pocket, and shouted "Run!".

Then, the two brothers ran towards the Chuihua Gate desperately.

At this moment, Jia Zhang, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, was frightened and fell forward to the ground.

The urinal under her was also tilted and stuck to her pants.

The smell of urine and feces immediately spread.

It was just a coincidence.

Jia Zhang rushed forward and actually hugged the thigh of Yan Jiekuang, who was running slowly.

With this move, Yan Jiekuang was also knocked to the ground.

Jia Zhang grabbed Yan Jiekuang's thigh and refused to let go.

Her ugly hoarse voice immediately began to rang out, shaking the earth.

"Catch the thief!"

"Catch the thief!"

"There's a thief in the yard!"

"Come and catch the thief!..."

......

The lights in each house in the central courtyard lit up one after another.

The incident happened right at the doorstep of the Jia family, and the Jia family was the most affected.

Moreover, Jia Zhang's duck voice is very recognizable.

Although the Jia family members were in a daze, they woke up immediately when Jia Zhang called them.

Jia Dongxu didn't even have time to put on his clothes. Wearing only shorts and a vest, he jumped off the kang, pushed open the door and rushed out.

As a result, as soon as he came out, he was almost knocked down by the strong stench outside.

When he saw the scene clearly with the help of the light coming through his own window, he felt nauseous and wanted to vomit again.

In front, a young boy was struggling hard, trying to break free from Jia Zhang's restraints.

Behind her, Jia Zhang was howling and holding the boy's legs tightly.

The most eye-catching thing is Jia Zhang's lower body.

The pants, which had been pulled down to the knees, were wet, stained with feces and urine, and stank to high heaven.

After that, there’s nothing to say.

Jia Dongxu covered his nose, walked around, ran to the front, gave the boy a big bag, then grabbed his collar and lifted him up.

Then, he whispered to Jia Zhang: "Mom, please pull up your pants first!"

When Jia Zhang looked up and saw that it was Jia Dongxu, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, when she heard Jia Dongxu's voice, she also felt a chill down there.

This also made her embarrassed.

She quickly stretched out her hands and pulled up her pants.

But when she stood up and was about to come over, Jia Dongxu stretched out a hand and waved it repeatedly.

"Mom!...Mom!...Just stand there, don't come over here."

At this time, the lights in every household in the central courtyard had been turned on, and the courtyard was no longer dark.

Therefore, Jia Dongxu's words only made Jia Zhang stunned for a moment, and then she understood what was going on.

Only at this moment did she notice the stench on her pants.

Then she looked at her hands again.

My hands are already covered in yellow dirt from pulling my pants just now!

This time, she finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Ugh!...Ugh!...Ugh!..."

She quickly ran to the side, bent over and started vomiting violently.

......

The previous string of firecrackers had actually woken up the entire No. 95 compound.

Because the Jia Zhang family is fat and full of energy, their voices are naturally loud.

Her subsequent screams at the top of her lungs could be heard not only in the middle yard, but also in the front and back yards.

Moreover, because of her duck voice, she is very recognizable and everyone knows it immediately...

This is Jia Zhang calling!

And what she shouted was 'Catch the thief'.

Thinking back to the day before yesterday, she and her son, Jia Dongxu, were caught by Wang Ping and Liu Guangtian for stealing chickens.

There were the sounds of firecrackers again, and Jia Zhang was shouting "Catch the thief"...

Everyone's curiosity was immediately aroused.

The people in the Central Courtyard were closest, and everyone was full of curiosity.

Therefore, almost at the same time when the lights in the middle courtyard came on, the neighbors of the middle courtyard rushed out of their homes.

The neighbors in the front and back yards were also rushing over.

He wanted to see...what was going on here in the middle of the night?

But when everyone saw the scene on the field, they were a little confused.

Jia Dongxu was wearing shorts and a vest, and was holding Yan Jiekuang's collar with one hand.

When Yan Jiekuang was caught by Jia Dongxu, he had already accepted his fate and stopped struggling.

On the other side, Jia Zhang was half bent over, retching...

What makes the onlookers uncomfortable is that it stinks so much!

I didn't dare to get too close.

If you get a little closer, the stench will choke your nose!

A neighbor shouted from a distance.

"Dongxu, why are you arresting Yan Jiekuang from the Third Uncle's family?"