I messed up the Siheyuan
Chapter 143 Three Aunts Besiege Shazhu
Gossip, rumors, false information...
In the absence of new material, that's it.
As time goes by, everyone's enthusiasm is gradually cooling down.
When it was completely dark, some people even stood up yawning and were ready to go back to sleep.
At this time, Sha Zhu, who had just finished a reception dinner at the factory, stepped into the central courtyard.
"Wow!..." He cried out in surprise, "What happened today?
Why are you all gathered in the Central Courtyard?
Another full hospital meeting?
No!
Nothing important happening today?
......"
While muttering to himself, he saw Wang Ping and three others sitting in a corner of the central courtyard.
After a slight hesitation, Sha Zhu turned around and walked over.
"Brothers, we are chatting!"
As he said this, he squatted down.
Liu Guangfu, the youngest one on the side, was very perceptive and quickly gave up the stool under his butt to him.
Sha Zhu didn't hesitate and sat down on it.
Then, he pointed around and asked Wang Ping, "Pingzi, what are you doing?
Why are there so many people gathered?
Is it a meeting of the whole institute?"
“Hehe…” Wang Ping smiled and said jokingly, “It’s not a whole institute meeting.
It's a place for everyone to gather together and discuss and debate...”
"Get together? Discuss right and wrong?" Sha Zhu was stunned for a moment, and asked in confusion: "Whose right and wrong are you discussing?"
Ma Erkui at the side couldn't help but smiled evilly and answered first: "It's from Damao!
Brother Damao is really awesome today.
Without any invitation, everyone gathered here spontaneously as if it was a general meeting of the whole institute."
"Hey!... You are talking about the incident where Xu Damao was arrested!" Sha Zhu shouted, "I thought it was something else!
I know this clearly!
I overheard it when I was serving food to my boss today!
I'm telling you...
Xu Damao is unlucky today..."
As soon as he said this, he was suddenly stunned and stopped.
Wang Ping and others nearby were also a little confused at this time.
It is really...
Just like teleportation, Jia Zhang's fat face suddenly flashed over and stood directly in front of Sha Zhu.
Wang Ping estimated that the distance between the tips of their noses was definitely no more than one centimeter.
Seeing that Sha Zhu stopped, Jia Zhang immediately urged him impatiently.
"Zhu Zi, please tell me!"
At the same time, a strong breath gushed out of her mouth and poured directly into Sha Zhu's mouth and nostrils.
Moreover, Wang Ping also discovered...
A ball of sparkling saliva spurted out of Jia Zhang's mouth.
Some of these saliva drops were directly imprinted on Sha Zhu's face, and some were sprayed into his mouth.
"Ah!... Ugh!..."
Sha Zhu covered his mouth, tilted his head back, and started retching again.
However, before Sha Zhu could react, the second aunt and the third aunt also put their big dark faces on both sides of Sha Zhu, one on the left and one on the right.
Sha Zhu looked forward and saw Jia Zhang's fat face.
Moreover, with her breathing, the rich breath coming out of her mouth and nostrils was like a hurricane, brushing against Sha Zhu's face and sweeping past.
Shazhu looked to the left and saw the dark, persimmon-like face of the second aunt.
He looked to the right again...
As a result, in addition to the square face of the third aunt, he also saw some green vegetable leaves stuck between the teeth in her slightly open mouth.
"Yes! ...Silly Zhu, why don't you tell me?"
"Silly! What are you dawdling about for?"
"Silly Zhu! Hurry up and tell us about Xu Damao!"
......
The three gossip gods of the courtyard took turns urging Sha Zhu.
The rich breath coming out of their mouths also took turns wiping Sha Zhu's rough face.
Unable to bear it any longer, he suddenly stood up.
Whether it is Jia Zhang, the second aunt or the third aunt, they are all shorter than Sha Zhu.
So, although the three of them straightened up after Sha Zhu stood up, no matter what...
He no longer has to endure the torment of the three aunts' voices.
Sha Zhu tilted his neck and took a few deep breaths of fresh air, but he still felt the breath of the three aunts in his mouth, nose, and face.
This made him extremely depressed and also a little angry and humiliated.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! ...I said..."
"Second Aunt, Third Aunt, and Aunt Jia, what are you doing?"
"Is there anyone like you?"
As a result, the three aunts were not moved at all by Sha Zhu's accusations.
Jia Zhang curled her lips in disdain, wrinkled her nose, and said with disgust: "Silly Zhu, why do you smell so strongly of cooking fumes?
This is what annoys me the most.”
The second aunt standing by also frowned, but she didn't say anything disdainful.
She just urged: "Come on, Zhuzi, stop being so pretentious and tell me...what's going on with Xu Damao?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!..." The third aunt on the other side, with her eyes shining, repeatedly responded with a probing look: "Zhu Zi, don't dawdle, just say it!"
Sha Zhu looked up and asked the heaven in silence.
Feeling extremely depressed, he turned around and shouted towards the distance.
"Second uncle, third uncle, don't you take care of your own wives?"
"Look..."
"Second Aunt, Third Aunt, what a mess!"
The second uncle didn't show up at all, he was probably sleeping at home!
The three uncles...
Although he came, he said with a smile: "Zhu Zi, don't waste your time.
Let me tell you something...
What is going on with Xu Damao?"
"I..." Shazhu really wanted to curse.
But when he turned around, he found...
Everyone in the compound was staring at him with gossipy looks on their faces.
Even his wife, Li Yuru, is no exception.
"Hey!..." He sighed deeply and thought to himself: I'd better tell you quickly!
Don't let me cause public outrage again because of this.
Feeling depressed, he waved his hand impatiently.
"I say...three aunts!"
"Can we stand back for a moment?"
"You guys almost hit me in the face just now."
"There are people like you!"
This made the second and third aunts feel a little embarrassed.
The two of them took a step back with embarrassed expressions.
However, Jia Zhang curled her lips in disdain.
"Okay, idiot, stop being so pretentious."
"Don't look at your Aunt Jia's age."
"snort!..."
"A cook like you, smelling of cooking fumes, wouldn't even want you for free."
"snort!..."
"Do you think I'm going to take advantage of you?"
"Virtue!"
Having said that, Jia Zhang glared at Sha Zhu fiercely, then leaned back with a look of disgust on her face.
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