I messed up the Siheyuan

“Brother Damao!...” Liu Guangtian asked in confusion: “Does that woman listen to you so much?

You said you wanted to get married, so you got married?

You said divorce, so divorce?"

"How is that possible?" Xu Damao curled his lips in disdain, "My father gave her some money, so she married me.

As for divorce...

My dad has to find a company to take her in and get her transferred before they agree to divorce me!"

“Hiss!...” Sha Zhu exclaimed: “Uncle Xu is really awesome.

Not only can I transfer you out of the steel mill, but I will also give you...ah! ...no...

We have to call that woman out as well!"

"Hey!..." Xu Damao sighed heavily, "There's nothing we can do about it.

If something like this happens, not only will I be unable to stay in the steel mill, but she will be unable to stay there either!"

"Brother Damao, when are you going to get married?" Wang Ping asked.

These words made Xu Damao's face slightly red.

"Actually, we went to register yesterday."

"Set up a few tables in our courtyard and treat everyone in the courtyard to a meal. Then my marriage will be complete."

"My dad means..."

"Let's do this on this Sunday, a public holiday."

"This Sunday?" Sha Zhu was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise: "Isn't that the day after tomorrow?

Xu Damao, is it too late? "

"It's not too late." Xu Damao said nonchalantly, "Tomorrow, my parents will come over to help me clean up, and notify the people in the courtyard at the same time.

Besides, we won’t invite anyone else to the wedding banquet this time, we’ll just invite the people in the courtyard to have a simple meal.”

At this point, Xu Damao hesitated for a moment, then said to Sha Zhu: "Zhu Zi, I need you to do me a favor this time and hold the spoon for me.

Don’t worry, your work won’t be in vain.

I'll give you two dollars per table."

"Wow!..." Sha Zhu exclaimed: "The price offered is not low!

OK, I'll take this job.

"But..." As he said this, he looked at Xu Damao seriously, "Xu Damao, there are rules in our business.

When preparing a wedding banquet, the chef has to keep some of the food before it is served to take home.

Don’t try to stop me from taking food home, or we’ll all be embarrassed.”

"Hehe!..." Xu Damao smiled proudly, "Silly Zhu, this wedding is just for others to see.

Our family didn't take it seriously.

Moreover, all the people invited were from the hospital.

How many good things do you think my dad can prepare?

Let me tell you the truth!

There are five dishes on the table, four vegetarian and one meat.

For the ingredients for vegetarian dishes, we prepared four things: radish, cabbage, potato and sweet potato.

Just cook four dishes as you like.

If you want to take this kind of food home... hehe... whatever you want!"

This made Shazhu a little dumbfounded.

But he still asked again with hope: "What about the meat dishes?

Xu Damao, your family won’t let me cook meat and not prepare meat, right?

I can’t do that!”

"Hehe..." Xu Damao gave a wicked smile, with a hint of pride on his face, "Silly Zhu, you really got it right.

My dad didn't prepare any meat.

But ah! ...

He prepared three carps.

You won't always...

The fish isn't even on the table yet, and you want to take it home?"

"Damn it!..." Sha Zhu said helplessly: "It's my bad luck!

But, you want me to take more of those vegetarian dishes?"

Being able to make Sha Zhu lose face made Xu Damao's mood suddenly better.

The depression he felt for marrying a slut seemed to fade a little.

He said with a smile: "Shazhu, don't worry!

My dad prepared a lot of radishes, cabbages and other things!

That should be enough for you.

However, you have to tell my dad how to get it.

When he comes tomorrow, he will probably come to you to discuss the banquet."

"Okay!" Sha Zhu said in a muffled voice, "Then I'll discuss it with Uncle Xu."

Seeing Sha Zhu like this, Xu Damao teased again: “Sha Zhu, you are also blinded by your thoughts.

In this year, everyone can’t even fill their stomachs!

How many families can hold a banquet when they get married?

Even if we do it, will there be meat dishes?

My dad took a lot of effort to get these three fish!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his chopsticks and pointed at the table, "Let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about the table we're drinking today...

These are two meat dishes!

And a peanut.

Even if I was treated as the chairman of the table at my wedding, that would be enough."

This made everyone nod in agreement.

Liu Guangtian asked with a puzzled look: "Brother Damao, your peanuts and roast duck...

Oh! ...By the way...

And these two bottles of Fenjiu!

Why don't you keep it!

When you get married the day after tomorrow, put it on the chair, it will be so impressive!"

"What a shame!" Xu Damao curled his lips in disdain, "If I save the things until the day after tomorrow, when we hold the wedding banquet, won't it just benefit the three uncles in the courtyard!

snort!...

Even if these good things enter their mouths, they will not remember my kindness.

It would be better for us brothers to eat and drink together and have a good time!

Moreover...

It's not a glorious thing for me to marry such a thing.

Besides, we'll be divorced in less than two months, so why should I save face?"

"Two months?" Sha Zhu asked with a bit of doubt: "Xu Damao, you're getting divorced after two months?"

This question made Xu Damao look confused.

"Silly, what do you mean?"

"What's the matter? When should I get a divorce? Do you need to ask me?"

"Or, you can't wait any longer and want to hang out with Yao Ping?"

Xu Damao's ridicule made Sha Zhu's face turn red.

He uttered a loud "Pah" and said angrily, "Xu Damao, don't be so ungrateful!

I'm not afraid to tell you...

Even though I was staying in a cafeteria, I had heard of a person named Yao Ping.

I have such a good wife at home, why would I miss someone like her?

Grandma! ..."

"I'm not thinking about Yao Ping..." Xu Damao hesitated for a moment, and retorted somewhat weakly: "Then why are you asking me when I will get a divorce?"

"I'm just afraid..." Sha Zhu said angrily: "Yao Ping is cheating on you, do you know that?

With someone like her, you're divorcing her in two months, what do you think...

Can she stay with you and live innocently for two months?"

"Fuck me..." Xu Damao almost couldn't finish his curse.

But soon, he came to his senses.

Shazhu is indeed right.

If I get divorced two months later, my head will definitely be covered with green smears within these two months.

After he understood what was going on, he first bowed to Sha Zhu to express his gratitude, and then immediately looked at everyone with a pleading look on his face.

"Hey guys, I...my mind is a bit confused right now!"

"Everyone, help me figure this out..."

"What should I do?"