Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

I saw three uncles taking the lead in donating.

Some of the more honest residents donated reluctantly after hearing Yi Zhonghai's eye signals.

But they are not stupid. They all start by crying pitiful and poor, and then donate two or five cents. Anyway, no one donates more than one dollar.

Jia Zhang, who was still fantasizing just now, was suddenly poured with a basin of cold water. She said unhappily:

“I think you are too stingy. Some people even give 2 cents. Now coarse grains are sold at 40 to 50 cents per pound. What can 2 cents do?

I think you just want your neighbors to starve to death and you have no compassion at all."

Everyone felt uncomfortable when they heard this. It would take a whole day to make a matchbox with just two cents.

You, Jia Zhang, are always pretending with a shoe sole, but you haven't earned a penny, and you still have the nerve to complain about the little money?

Yi Zhonghai noticed that everyone's expressions were a little strange, so he quickly tried to smooth things over and said:

"Since it is a donation, it is up to everyone to do it voluntarily. However, those who are well off at home should help their neighbors more. Everyone has difficulties at some point in their lives."

Although Yi Zhonghai also wanted every family to donate more to reduce his own burden.

But this was his first time to hold a fundraising meeting, so he was still a little unsure. He would wait until next time to slowly test everyone's bottom line.

Is it possible that someone has something on their hands? At least on the surface, it seems that everyone is taking the initiative to help their neighbors.

After hearing Yi Zhonghai's words, the residents felt better. No one wanted to be forced to donate money.

Several more families donated money, each in a few cents, the smallest being ten cents. There were already more than forty dollars on the table.

However, there are still some people who did not step forward. They were all waiting and watching, hoping that someone would step forward. Even if no one came forward, they still wanted to donate the last one or two.

Among them, Cao Anping and Xu Damao have not donated yet.

Cao Anping sat there nonchalantly, as if it had nothing to do with him, while Xu Damao was like a quail, pretending that no one could see him.

Yi Zhonghai coughed and winked at Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu immediately understood and looked at Xu Damao sarcastically and said, "Shamao, are you a man? Everyone is helping, why are you pretending to be a grandson here?

Your family often eats and drinks lavishly, so how can you afford to be stingy?

I donated 10 yuan, please don't let me look down on you."

Yi Zhonghai also said: "Da Mao, money is secondary, your family is not short of food, so don't be so stingy.

Dongxu's family is starving, neighbors should help each other, how can you hide away and eat well by yourself?"

When Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai were teaching Xu Damao a lesson, they glanced at Cao Anping a few times, but Cao Anping did not react at all and pretended not to hear anything.

Xu Damao is also a person who cares a lot about his reputation, and he especially cannot stand the provocation of Sha Zhu.

But he was not stupid. It was impossible for him to give money just by being told. Moreover, he felt that there might be some changes on Cao Anping's side, so he decided to use the tactic of entrusting someone else to do something.

So he made an excuse: "Xiao'e manages the family's money. I can't make the decision. She has gone back to her parents' home. Let's talk about it later."

Sha Zhu sneered and cursed, "Sha Mao, are you a man? You give all the money in the family to your wife. You are such a coward."

Not only did no one feel disgusted by Sha Zhu's ridicule, it also caused many people to laugh.

They also felt that what Sha Zhu said made sense. After all, the heads of households are basically men nowadays, and even Jia Dongxu is apparently the head of the family.

Xu Damao was not willing to be outdone, and said contemptuously: "At least I, Xu Damao, have a wife, unlike you, who is already an adult and no one is interested in you.

Sha Zhu was so angry that he said, "You're talking nonsense. I just didn't like him. With my conditions, who wouldn't like me?"

Xu Damao laughed meanly and said, "You are a dog licker. Whoever you lick will look down on you."

"Pfft~"

Cao Anping was so amused by Xu Damao's actions that he laughed out loud. Last time, he just casually said that Shazhu was a bootlicker, but he didn't expect Xu Damao to really put it into practice.

Sha Zhu was really angry. If others looked down on him, He Yuzhu, he would just look down on others in the same way.

But if anyone dared to say that Sister Qin looked down on him, that would hurt him right in the heart, so he just rushed up to hit Xu Damao.

Xu Damao stood up and ran out of habit. He had never gained any advantage in a fight, so it was a completely instinctive reaction.

The two of them chased and fought in circles, and this time Cao Anping did not target Sha Zhu.

Because he could see that Sha Zhu's illness had not been cured and he probably couldn't outrun Xu Damao. This was just a monkey trick.

But what was unexpected was that when Sha Zhu ran past Jia Zhang, Jia Zhang suddenly grabbed Xu Damao.

Sha Zhu's eyes lit up, he rushed forward and punched Xu Damao, then kicked him in the crotch.

Xu Damao let out an "Ah~" and fell down like a shrimp, hunched over.

Cao Anping's eyelids twitched and he subconsciously clamped his legs together. It was so painful.

He even felt a little sympathy for Xu Damao. He had also quit smoking, drinking and having sex. He guessed that all his efforts in the past few days were wasted. He hoped that it wouldn't get worse.

When Sha Zhu saw Xu Damao fall to the ground, he was not anxious at all, but said smugly:

"Shamao, you are a very good runner, aren't you? Run again."

Sha Zhu was used to such situations. It was not the first time he had beaten Xu Damao. He showed his fists and gave Cao Anping a malicious look.

Cao Anping narrowed his eyes and regretted not doing something to trick Shazhu.

Sha Zhu is the kind of guy who only cares about food and not about punishment. He just got out of the hospital and he's already causing trouble again.

Cao Anping shouted, "Brother Damao, are you okay?

Do you want to report it to the police? Last time you helped me report it to the police, this time I will help you."

Yi Zhonghai's eyelids jumped, and he quickly said, "Alright, Zhuzi, help Damao up and apologize to him.

Doctor Cao, don't worry about them. They have been fighting since they were little. It's just a joke. It's just a small matter. Don't make a big deal out of it."

Sha Zhu walked forward with a playful smile, picked up Xu Damao, patted the wrinkles on Xu Damao's clothes, and said jokingly:

"Shamao, are you okay? I was just kidding. I didn't hit you hard, so it definitely doesn't hurt."

Xu Damao finally came to his senses. The first thing he did was not to make trouble for Sha Zhu, but to stare at Jia Zhang and scold:

"Ms. Jia Zhang, are you sick? Why are you pulling me?"

Originally he thought that being able to play a trick on Shazhu would be his greatest pleasure, but he didn't expect that someone else would interfere in this fair 'duel'.

Jia Zhang curled her lips and replied nonchalantly, “You guys were playing around next to an old man like me and almost knocked me down. If I hadn’t caught you, I would have fallen.

If you hit me, will you, Xu Damao, pay me for it?"

Jia Zhang cursed inwardly: "Xu Damao deserves to be beaten to death for not donating money to my family."

Cao Anping couldn't stand it anymore. The same thing happened to Xu Damao. He was beaten but still arguing. What a use.

No wonder they were bullied by the pension group and could only do some small things behind the scenes.

He reminded: "Brother Damao, if you get hurt there, the previous treatment will be invalid."

Xu Damao was stunned, thinking that all the hard work he had endured in the past few days was wasted. He glared at Sha Zhu angrily and shouted:

"I won't let you go. Just wait. If anyone helps me report to the police, I'll give them one dollar."

Everyone was ready to make a move. Here came another opportunity to make money. Yi Zhonghai quickly stopped them and stopped those who wanted to run away.

He said, "Da Mao, it's just a small matter, don't make a big deal out of it. I'll let Sha Zhu apologize to you and compensate you two dollars.

And Damao, you are right, right?

Everyone is taking the initiative to help neighbors in need. Your family is so well off, it would be fine if you didn't help, but you are still mocking others. How do you want people in the courtyard to see you?"

Those who did not donate money hoped that Xu Damao would make the matter bigger and mess up the meeting so that they could get away with it.

However, those who donated money looked down on Xu Damao. They could stand on the moral high ground and despise Xu Damao.

They were already envious of the fact that Xu Damao's family often had good food, and they all joined in criticizing Xu Damao, saying that he was petty and that he was a cold-blooded person who didn't want to help them even though they were neighbors.

I wish Xu Damao would take out all the good things in the house and divide them equally.

Sha Zhu curled his lips in disdain and said: "Xu Damao, why are you so serious? It's just a joke. Are you still a man?

If you are not convinced, we can have a fair fight. I have just been discharged from the hospital, so I am giving in to you."

Although Xu Damao was angry, he was a little nervous when he saw the expressions of the crowd. He really didn't want to offend anyone.

A smile appeared at the corner of Yi Zhonghai's mouth. It was this feeling. He, Yi Zhonghai, could make unreasonable things reasonable. This represented the degree of his control over the Siheyuan.

However, Cao Anping broke Yi Zhonghai's fantasy and he couldn't bear it anymore.

After all, Xu Damao is still his patient now. "You are bullying my patient. Have you asked me?"

He reminded: "Master Yi, and Sha Zhu, do you really think this is a small matter?"

He looked around at everyone and raised his voice and said, "I'm good at men's medicine, everyone knows that, so I'll popularize it to you.

Never attack sensitive parts, because they are really fragile. If you get hit hard, it may lead to infertility.

Brother Damao, you should report to the police as soon as possible and then go to the hospital for a check-up.

If such consequences really occur, there is still hope if timely treatment is provided.

As for Shazhu, if he intentionally hurt you and caused you to be infertile, he will probably be sentenced to several years in prison."

Sha Zhu swallowed his saliva, a little frightened, and retorted: "Cao Anping, don't scare me, it's not as serious as you say.

I often play with Xu Damao, and it's not the first time we've played that way. It was fine before."

Cao Anping said in surprise: "This isn't the first time, you are confessing yourself, everyone has heard it.

If Brother Damao finds out there's something wrong with you, wouldn't that mean you're a repeat offender?

I think it will take more than ten years, you are really cruel, Shazhu."

The people who were just laughing at Xu Damao's joke now started to laugh at Sha Zhu's joke.

The truth is that Sha Zhu and Xu Damao are both unwelcome people in the courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai's heart skipped a beat, thinking of the fact that Cao Anping was treating Xu Damao, and Xu Damao was trying to quit drinking, and that it had been almost a year and Xu Damao still had no child.

Then when he went to the hospital for a check-up, everything that was normal became problematic. He even suspected that this was a deliberate setup by Cao Anping.