Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Sha Zhu carried a broom, avoided passers-by, and walked towards the designated area.

He went through the motions hastily, but he felt uncomfortable all over, as if there were people standing around him, laughing at him.

Fortunately, it was winter, and there was a thin layer of snow in most places, and there was not much garbage, so although the area to be cleaned was large, it was actually not too difficult.

Xu Damao, who was slacking off at the publicity department, saw through the window a familiar figure sweeping the floor in an extremely uncoordinated posture.

Although he couldn't see the face clearly, he was 100% sure that it was Sha Zhu.

His eyes lit up, and he sneaked out of the Propaganda Department and ran towards Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu swept about fifty meters, then stopped cursing and found a step on the side of the road to sit down and smoke.

He looked at the large area that had not been cleaned yet and wanted to give up immediately, but he felt melancholy when he thought about having to go back to the kitchen.

"Hey! Stupid, why are you being lazy?!"

Suddenly, a loud question came from behind the tree. Sha Zhu was frightened and shivered. It took him two seconds to realize that it was that annoying voice.

He instantly became furious and yelled, "You silly Mao, you dared to take advantage of me in the cafeteria just now. I haven't even settled the score with you yet, and you actually dared to come to my door."

He picked up the broom and was about to hit Xu Damao, but Xu Damao was prepared. After just scaring him, he had already distanced himself twenty meters.

As long as he keeps a distance of more than ten meters, he is confident that Sha Zhu cannot outrun him in an open field, and he can tease Sha Zhu like walking a dog.

Xu Damao ran to a big tree about 20 meters away, poked his head out, and replied in a mean way:

"I'm telling the truth, why are you taking advantage of my misfortune? I saw you being lazy while sweeping the floor just now.

I'm going to report you right now. I really want to see you sweep the toilet.

I think a dung scoop is more suitable for you than a spatula, hehe..."

Sha Zhu was completely defeated and chased after him with a broom in his hand. Xu Damao used his long legs to pull Sha Zhu to his limit, and cigarette butts fell out of his pockets from time to time.

It is also difficult for Xu Damao to find so many cigarette butts. Not many people can smoke filtered cigarettes nowadays.

Seeing that he couldn't catch up and Xu Damao was still destroying the fruits of his labor, Sha Zhu gritted his teeth in anger.

He grabbed the snow, made a few snowballs, and hit Xu Damao on the head. The broken ice fell into his clothes, and Xu Damao screamed from the cold.

Sha Zhu finally got rid of his anger and smiled.

Xu Damao also fought back in the same way, and the two grown men actually started swearing at each other and having a snowball fight!

......

hospital.

The two brothers, Xiaoqiang and Daqiang, were finally discharged from the hospital.

Although they still had gauze on their heads and their faces were as red as Guan Gong, they really didn't want to stay in the hospital any longer.

On the one hand, he was running out of money to pay for the hospital bills, and he wanted to cheat Yi Zhonghai out of some money, but he didn't expect Yi Zhonghai to be very alert.

When they asked other people to go to the appointment that time, Yi Zhonghai seemed to have sensed something and he never went again.

On the other hand, they were almost fed up with Mr. Huang, the old Chinese medicine doctor, who came every day to check their hands and genitals and pricked them with needles.

He was also trying to find out in a roundabout way who they had offended.

The two brothers were really afraid of accidentally letting the cat out of the bag. They consulted several doctors but none of them were able to treat the disease. They had given up hope and could only find a way to complete Cao Anping's task and gain his forgiveness so that they could get rid of their disabled state.

The tall Xiaoqiang asked in a crying voice: "Brother, what should we do next? I don't want to be a eunuch for the rest of my life. Please think of a solution quickly."

Daqiang pinched his right hand which had no feeling, and said with a gloomy face:

"Let's ask that old guy for money first. He is the reason why we are in such a miserable situation.

I'll just make up two pieces of news and try to swindle a hundred dollars first. Otherwise, it will be inconvenient for us to make money during this period and we will starve to death.

Fortunately, it was Monkey who went to the meeting for us that night. He cleverly followed the man home and found the old man's residence.

I didn't expect to live in the same yard with that hermit master.

We will go and quietly wait outside the compound tonight and try to make some money from that old guy first.

As for the investigation, we can give it a try. Didn’t Dr. Cao mention three goals? It shouldn’t be difficult.”

Xiao Qiang still looked like he was dying, and asked, "What should we do if we can't find any useful information?"

A hint of cruelty flashed in Daqiang's eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said, "If you are forced into a desperate situation, then you will have to resort to ruthless means."

After the two brothers left, they stayed in the ward.

The old Chinese medicine doctor Huang Lao is here to study these two rare cases again. In the past few days, he has been using silver needles to conduct research and has benefited a lot from it.

"What? They're discharged?

The burn hasn't healed yet? Why didn't you stop him? "

When he heard the nurse say that the two had been discharged from the hospital, he suddenly felt very sorry.

Although he was very interested in the person who made the move, he was not in a hurry to find that person. He was confident that he would find him sooner or later, so there was no need to rush.

Moreover, when it comes to things he doesn't understand, he prefers to explore them himself first. He didn't expect that his experimental subject would run away.

The nurse was a little confused. Others insisted on being discharged from the hospital. How could they stop them? However, facing Mr. Huang, she could only smile bitterly and said:

"It seems like they don't have the money to pay for the hospitalization fee, and the inflammation of the burns has subsided, so it's okay for them to go home and recuperate, right?"

Huang Lao sighed, left the ward, and muttered, "This is a big mistake for me.

If I had known this earlier, I would have paid their hospital bills.

It seems that the only way is to find someone who can help you, and then ask for help from others. It’s really troublesome.”

......

It's almost time to get off work.

When Sha Zhu saw that half of the area was still not cleaned, he immediately looked desperate.

After a hearty snowball fight with Xu Damao, Sha Zhu started to slack off.

When they see someone passing by, they will run and hide behind a tree on the roadside from a distance. When there are no people around, they will run out and sweep a few times, basically waging a guerrilla war.

He has made up his mind to find someone to clean another place. Even if the area he is responsible for is larger, he has to clean a more remote area. It is really a bit embarrassing.

He is a chef. If too many people see him, he will probably be laughed at even when he returns to the cafeteria.

"Dingling bell~"

Unexpectedly, the bell for the end of get off work rang at this time, and Sha Zhu was frightened.

He thought that this road would soon be crowded with workers, and perhaps every worker passing by would give him a meaningful look.

He felt terrified at the thought of such a scene, so he picked up his broom and ran away quickly.