Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were entangled and rolling on the ground.

Everyone felt very disgusted but were reluctant to leave. Such excitement was so rare that they could talk about it for a whole year.

Yi Zhonghai shouted from the side: "Stop it, stop fighting, and stop watching the show, pull them apart quickly."

Not only did Sha Zhu and the other man get angry and ignore Yi Zhonghai, but the people around them pretended not to hear anything. Who would dare to get involved?

Cao Anping was also speechless, and said, "Master Yi, you are the one in charge. With your prestige, if you go up to stop the fight, they will definitely listen to you. Go and persuade them."

The crowd of onlookers echoed the sentiment. Seeing the popular sentiment, Yi Zhonghai could only make an excuse: "My waist has been aching these past two days, and I don't have the strength to pull them."

Everyone curled their lips, but no one objected. If you put yourself in their shoes, they would not be willing to do that either. It is understandable that they are being casual.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't just ignore it, so he could only imitate Cao Anping and said, "Go get two people to pull them apart, fifty cents each."

However, not only did no one volunteer, everyone took a step back.

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai raised the price to one yuan, but everyone remained indifferent. Even Yan Bugui's family looked at Sha Zhu and the other man and shook their heads.

Fortunately, at this time, two police officers came running from a distance.

Because more than ten minutes had passed since Xu Damao fell, more and more people came to watch the excitement, which naturally attracted the attention of the patrolling police.

Two police officers pushed through the crowd and were about to yell at them, but when they saw the two people on the ground and a strange smell hit them, they didn't shout at the first moment.

The two men prepared themselves mentally before approaching and yelling, "Stop it, both of you. Separate quickly, or we'll both arrest you and lock you up!"

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu fought for at least five minutes. In fact, they were both very tired, but their anger had not yet subsided and neither of them was willing to admit defeat first.

The arrival of the police gave them a way out. The two of them pushed each other away tacitly and lay on the ground retching together.

After the two men had recovered their breath, one of the police officers asked seriously, "What's going on between you two? Why are you fighting?"

Xu Damao said angrily: "Comrade Public Security, you have to make the decision for me.

This idiot kicked me into the toilet when I was having sex. He wants to kill me. You guys should arrest him now!"

Sha Zhu quickly retorted: "You are wrongly accusing me, which eye saw that I did it?

I think you fell in accidentally and wanted to embarrass me together with you. You were the one who started the fight first and everyone was watching.

Public Security Comrade, the one who should be arrested is this silly Maocai."

A police officer frowned and fanned himself. He was not afraid that the two would run away, so he decided to wait for the investigation. He then ordered:

"You two should go and clean up first, and we will slowly investigate. Think about it carefully. It's best for those who lie to confess and be lenient. If we find out the truth, we will deal with it severely."

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu also thought it made sense. The current situation was really miserable and they really had to clean it up first.

Xu Damao stood up, lowered his head and dared not look at anyone, while Sha Zhu limped after him.

Cao Anping suddenly shouted, "Wait a minute, let's pump out the water and rinse outside first before entering the yard."

Upon hearing this, the people in Courtyard 95 all agreed. If the two of them washed in the place where they fetched water in the middle courtyard, then no one would dare to wash there recently. How disgusting.

And the smell must have filled the entire yard. Many people haven’t had dinner yet.

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao stopped in embarrassment and wished they could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

They didn't think Cao Anping was meddling. It was just that they were a little disgusted with themselves now and didn't want him to enter their home like this.

Cao Anping suggested: "Whoever has boiled water should report it as soon as possible, otherwise everyone will be in trouble."

Yi Zhonghai also echoed: "If you have hot water at home, go back and fetch it quickly. This is not only helping your neighbors, but also helping yourself."

After saying that, he took the lead and ran to the yard. He couldn't stop the fight, but he was still very active in getting some water, otherwise his uncle would seem like a decoration in today's matter.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai had taken the lead, many people followed suit, especially those from the Central Courtyard. They did not want the two of them to wash at the sink in the Central Courtyard.

Soon six families came out with hot water, but they didn't put down their buckets, for fear that the two people would dirty their buckets.

Cao Anping also reacted and said to Yi Zhonghai: "Go help Sha Zhu get a bucket, and I'll help Xu Damao. They have to use their own buckets."

Yi Zhonghai secretly sighed that Cao Anping was quite thoughtful. He agreed and the two of them ran to the yard.

Cao Anping went to Xu Damao's house and took a bucket and a towel. When he saw some soap on the washstand, he took them all with him.

When Cao Anping arrived at the public toilet, he saw Sha Zhu had already entered the toilet carrying a bucket of water.

He put all his things at the door of the public toilet. A neighbor carrying hot water poured the water into the bucket and ran away.

Cao Anping shouted, "Brother Damao, go in and wash yourself quickly. Be careful not to get sick."

Xu Damao nodded gratefully towards Cao Anping. Cao Anping helped him a lot today, otherwise it would take an unknown amount of time to be pulled up.

At the same time, he thought of the treatment he was undergoing and felt a little worried, so he asked cryptically, "Brother Anping, is my treatment in vain again?"

Cao Anping replied with a smile: "It didn't take long, so it shouldn't have any effect, but remember to wash it clean, otherwise it will be really difficult to deal with the infection."

Xu Damao then went forward to bring out the bucket and picked up the towel. Seeing that the soap had also been brought out, he felt even more grateful to Cao Anping.

Taking advantage of this gap in time, the two police officers began to understand the situation from the crowd.

When Cao Anping was asked, he told the truth: "I did see Sha Zhu sneaking out of the yard behind Xu Damao, but I don't know the details."

The two policemen discussed it and found out that several people saw Sha Zhu following Xu Damao out of the yard, but none of them saw Sha Zhu take action.

So the two of them were a little hesitant. Normally, if they encountered this kind of situation, they would definitely take the two people who were fighting to the police station and then interrogate them slowly.

But given the current condition of these two people, they really don't want to arrest them. It's too disgusting.

The two police officers looked at each other and reached a tacit agreement.

Anyway, this case is just a fight. They encounter this kind of situation every day. The other party is unlikely to run away. It’s time to get off work, so they might as well wait until tomorrow to catch the two for interrogation.

During this period, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, both wearing wet autumn clothes, came out with buckets to ask for water.

It seemed that both of them had tacitly agreed to wash their clothes together, otherwise it would be difficult to take the dirty clothes home.

The two men didn't come out until the six buckets of water were used up, but they were both wearing wet underwear. Their coats were placed in the buckets and had been simply washed.

The cold wind blew gently, and both of them shivered with cold, their teeth chattering.

The two policemen were in a difficult position. If they delayed for two minutes, they would probably get sick from the cold. So they said:

"You guys go home and pack up first, and come to the police station together tomorrow."