Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Banggeng was dumbfounded when he saw Johnson took all the money and bills.

He pleaded with a bitter face: "Master, please leave some for me, I haven't had lunch yet."

Johnson thought for a moment and said generously, "Let's go, I'll take you to eat something good.

Don't even think about the money, you still owe me a lot, just consider this ten bucks as a gift to me."

Banggeng's little heart began to doubt: 'My master doesn't seem to be that good. He didn't even leave me anything. Fortunately, he hid the big money.

My dad's master is the best. Not only can I learn skills, but he also pays me.'

Although Bang Geng was reluctant, he didn't dare to say anything. After all, he had been educated in the detention room.

Johnson put on an extra pair of ragged clothes and went out, and Banggen had no choice but to follow.

When leaving the yard, an old lady saw Johnson and asked unhappily:

"Xiao Sen, where are you going to wander off again? Be honest and don't get caught again. I won't rescue you again."

Johnson felt that he couldn't be so cowardly in front of his apprentice, and replied unhappily with his neck stiff:

"I changed my name. Didn't I ask you to call me Johnson?"

The old lady snorted coldly, picked up a stick and chased after Johnson, cursing:

"What the hell, I'm your aunt, and I don't even know your name?

You are not allowed to go out. Stay at home. If you cause trouble again, I will break your legs. Your mother in heaven will not blame me. "

Johnson's stubborn expression froze, and he quickly ran away, shouting to Bang Geng: "Run! What are you standing there for!"

Banggeng saw the aggressive old lady and hurried to follow her, even falling down on the way out of the yard.

At this time, the image of the master in his mind was even lower. He felt that he had learned enough and decided not to come to see the master in the future. The image of the master was quite different from the impression he had on him.

But since they still had to eat something good, his lackey followed and said flatteringly:

"Master, please teach me how to recognize food coupons, otherwise I won't be able to recognize them even if I find them later."

Johnson felt humiliated and embarrassed after what happened just now, so he took this opportunity to change the subject.

So he readily explained to Banggeng the differences between several common tickets.

Although Banggeng was illiterate, he studied very hard and memorized the appearance of those tickets firmly.

Johnson brought Banggen to a restaurant. He was originally nonchalant, but after he entered the restaurant, he quickly changed his expression and put on a smile, and said politely:

"Auntie, do you have any more braised pork?"

It can be seen that Johnson has some experience. He must have been taught a lesson for pretending to be cool with a restaurant waiter before.

The waitress found that the boy was quite polite, and although Johnson was only 13 years old, he was tall and strong, and didn't look like a child.

So she replied patiently: "We're out of braised pork, but we have fish as a meat dish. Do you want some braised offal?"

Johnson felt a little disappointed that his favorite braised pork was not available, so he could only reply: "Then let's have a portion of fish and stewed pork, two fried eggs, and a pound of steamed buns."

The lady looked at Johnson in surprise and asked suspiciously, "Do you have a ticket? You can't finish all this."

Johnson took out the money and put it on the table, then replied with a smile: "If I can't finish it, I can take it home. Thank you for your help, Auntie."

The waitress curled her lips and cursed the spendthrift in her heart, but she still took the money and went into the kitchen to notify the chef to cook.

Banggeng secretly observed from the side and decided that he would also eat good food by himself in the future. He concluded that he had to be polite, otherwise he would be kicked out.

The two found a table in the corner and sat down. Bang Geng said flatteringly:

"Master, please give me some money and candy tickets. I want to buy some candy. I will find money tomorrow and give you another treat."

Johnson thought about it and felt that he should leave some for this silly boy, otherwise he would have no motivation, so he took out 50 cents and a candy ticket and handed them to Banggeng, whispering:

"Take it, but remember to go somewhere else tomorrow and avoid going to the streets where the robbers were successful recently, or you'll get caught."

Banggeng was very happy when he got the money. He was already thinking about what candy to buy, so he naturally agreed.

Not long after, the food was served, and the two boys immediately ate it like they had been hungry for three days and three nights.

The two boys managed to finish up the amount that two adults could not finish, especially Banggeng, who felt like the steamed bun was about to hit his throat.

After leaving the restaurant, the two of them immediately changed their expressions and walked with their necks held high. They felt like they were walking with the wind after eating so much.

Bang Geng was still thinking about buying candy, so he said, "Master, I'll go home first, otherwise my mother is waiting for me to come home for dinner."

Johnson waved his hand and warned, "Go ahead, go ahead. Remember not to mention me to anyone, and don't tell anyone about the money."

Banggeng learned his lesson this time. He went to the supply and marketing cooperative, found the candy counter, pretended to be harmless and said with a smile: "Auntie, I want to buy some candy."

The saleswoman saw that Banggeng was a chubby, polite, and cute boy, so she smiled and replied:

"Do you have money and tickets? Why are you buying things at such a young age? Where are your parents?"

Banggeng didn't expect the aunt opposite to ask a series of questions, and was a little confused for a moment, but he knew that Banggeng was smart since he was young, and that was not an exaggeration.

He reacted quickly, took out the money and put it on the counter, and explained timidly: "My grandma is sick, and she asked me to buy it."

The saleswoman immediately liked Banggeng, thinking he was such a sensible kid, so she asked with a smile, "What kind of candy do you want to buy?"

Bang Geng's eyes sparkled as he replied, "I want White Rabbit Milk Candy."

"Uh... White Rabbit is out of stock. You can't buy much high-end candy with this little money. Do you want candy bars? I buy a lot of that."

Bang Geng thought for a moment, felt the big black ten in the lining of his clothes, and it was not easy to hide the candy, so he shook his head and replied: "I just want good candy, uh... my grandma wants it."

The salesperson gradually lost his patience and pouted, "Okay, then we only have fruit candies, do you want any?"

Banggeng nodded firmly, and in the end he only bought half a pound of orange-flavored fruit candy for fifty cents, but he got a refund for the half pound of candy coupons.

Banggeng left the supply and marketing cooperative, hid half a pound of candy in his thick clothes, leaving only one in his mouth, and walked home with his head held high.

When he returned to the gate of No. 95 Courtyard, he happened to run into Qin Huairu looking for him, and suddenly felt a little guilty.

Qin Huairu saw Bang Geng and angrily scolded him, "Where have you been? I told you not to run too far, be careful not to run into bad guys!"

You don't even know to go home to eat. I think you have grown wings."

Qin Huairu became angrier and angrier as she thought about it. She was ready to teach the child a lesson, otherwise the child would become more and more wild. What if he encountered danger?

Banggeng had something hidden in his arms, so he was naturally afraid of being caught by Qin Huairu, so he ran home in a flash.

Qin Huairu chased into the house, determined to teach Banggeng a lesson.

Bang Geng thought quickly and took out the bacon, held it high up, and shouted, "Mom, I found a piece of bacon!"

Jia Zhang, who was sewing shoe soles, heard this and stopped Qin Huairu. She snatched the bacon with shining eyes and praised happily:

"My dog ​​has been smart since he was little. He even knows how to pick up good things at home."