Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Two days later, Sha Zhu still didn't get the bicycle ticket he had been longing for.

He also shamelessly asked Yi Zhonghai, but the other party always had a cheerful expression and just said "soon".

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Yi Zhonghai was being perfunctory, but Sha Zhu still looked cheerful and had even gone to the store to look at the car in advance.

Back at the courtyard, Sha Zhu was still thinking about how he would look so elegant riding the bicycle he had just picked out and strolling through the streets.

The third uncle woke him up from his dream: "Hey, silly Zhu, why are you so happy? You're about to hit the door."

Sha Zhu came back to his senses and said proudly, "Third Master, do you want to know?

Hey! I won’t tell you! "

After amusing Yan Bugui, he immediately ran to the yard.

However, Yan Bugui quickly caught him and said, "Don't worry, Zhuzi. The Third Master has something important to tell you."

Sha Zhu continued to be nonsensical, and looked himself up and down in a funny way before jokingly saying:

"I don't have anything with me, what do you want from me, uncle?

No, I smell really bad right now, why don’t you smell it, it’s a good thing if you can smell it.”

Yan Bugui was a little angry, and said with a straight face: "Zhu Zi, do you have any manners? Be serious!"

"Okay, okay, I'm serious, Third Uncle, please go ahead!"

Seeing that Yan Bugui was about to lose his temper, Sha Zhu quickly begged for mercy with a playful smile.

Although he was deeply influenced by Yi Zhonghai's brainwashing of so-called respecting the old and loving the young, he always treated people differently based on their age and did not care about other elders in the courtyard, even the second uncle and the third uncle.

Of course, Sha Zhu would not go too far, otherwise Yi Zhonghai would definitely teach him a lesson.

Yan Bugui is also a dramatic actor. He knows when to quit when he is ahead. After all, he needs help from others.

"Um... Zhuzi, isn't Jie Cheng getting married during the Chinese New Year? Can you help prepare two tables of food?"

When Sha Zhu was invited to be a guest at the banquet, he was a little dazed for a moment. He hadn't received any private work for more than a month since he was punished to clean the toilet.

He asked with some self-mockery: "Everyone in the courtyard knows that I've been cleaning the toilets recently. Uncle, aren't you afraid that the neighbors will dislike you and talk bad about you behind your back?"

Yan Bugui thought to himself: "I just want you to do it for free. If I had to pay, why would I come to you?"

But on the surface, he replied righteously: "Zhu Zi, don't think so. Everyone in the courtyard knows you well and knows that you never mess around when cooking. It must be hygienic.

Besides, everyone in the hospital is an ordinary person, so why would there be so many particulars? Besides, isn’t it advocated that labor is the most glorious now? Didn’t the excrement collector also receive the national advanced title? Who would dare to despise him…”

In order to get something for free, Yan Bugui was willing to take risks and kept trying to persuade Sha Zhu.

For a moment, Sha Zhu was actually quite touched, and even felt a little guilty for the teasing he had just made.

So he patted his chest and assured: "Uncle San, you are worthy of being a teacher, what you said is very professional.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Just wait and see. As long as the ingredients are not too bad, I promise I won't embarrass you."

Of course, Shazhu is not really stupid, he just hasn't cooked for more than a month, so his hands are a little rusty. He wants to take this opportunity to get a feel for it. After all, the ingredients are not his, so it doesn't hurt to practice.

Just at this moment, Xu Damao came back and his eyes lit up when he saw Sha Zhu.

He laughed and talked to himself: "What? You ask me why I am so happy?

Hahaha…it’s nothing serious, it’s just that Xiao’e is pregnant, I’m going to be a father, haha…”

After being reminded by Cao Anping, Xu Damao waited until the snow stopped today before taking Lou Xiaoe to the hospital for a check-up.

As a result, because the time was too short, the doctor could not be sure and only said there was a 50% chance.

The anxious couple could only return to the Lou family to seek help.

When Lou's mother heard that her daughter might be pregnant, she was very concerned and asked a famous doctor for consultation, who gave a 95% chance of the pregnancy.

That goes without saying. For danger, 99% guarantee is not safe, but for good things, the 80% probability is worth opening champagne in advance.

So Lou Xiao'e stayed at her parents' home to recuperate and observe the situation, while Xu Damao rushed to the courtyard impatiently, wanting to inform everyone as soon as possible and clear up some private rumors.

When Sha Zhu saw that Xu Damao looked very ill and was about to deal with him, he was stunned for a moment.

He asked in disbelief, "What did you just say, you idiot?"

Xu Damao looked very proud: "You heard me right, I'm going to be a father, hehe...

You can’t do that, Shazhu. You are two years older than me and still single. Haha…”

Sha Zhu didn't have the energy to contradict Sha Zhu. At this moment, he was just anxious and wanted to get married and have children immediately to catch up with Xu Damao's pace.

Yan Bugui's eyes lit up, and he pulled Xu Damao and said, "Congratulations, Damao, shouldn't we treat you to a meal to celebrate this good news?

Our hospital is having a double celebration, why don’t we hold them together, it will be more lively!”

Xu Damao was so happy that he almost fainted and said, "Yes, we have to treat you and make you happy.

Huh? No, they are not the same thing, how can we do them together? "

He quickly found an excuse to shirk the responsibility: "I just happened to hear you and Sha Zhu talking about being a chef, so I'm sorry, Uncle San.

I won’t hire a toilet cleaner to host my family’s banquet. It would be embarrassing…”

Yan Bugui quickly tried to make amends: "Oh, they are all happy events, plus it's the New Year, three happy events are coming to the hospital, it's best to do it together.

If you have other chefs in mind, you can make the decision."

Xu Damao was shocked by Yan Bugui's actions and could only perfunctorily say, "Uh... this... I have to ask Xiao'e and my parents for their opinions first. I'll go back first, Third Uncle."

After saying that, he ran away, but went all the way back to the backyard. When he saw a neighbor, he told her about Xiao'e's pregnancy.

Only the dazed Shazhu and the embarrassed Yan Bugui were left at the gate of the compound.

"Um...Shazhu, Xu Damao is unreliable, let's continue the discussion we just had."

Sha Zhu replied leisurely: "I'm not in the mood, and I don't have time. You should find Sha Mao to co-organize it."

After saying that, he left angrily, and Yan Bugui wished he could slap himself twice.

He was very upset. He couldn't help but want to take advantage of the opportunity when he saw it. In the end, he suffered a heavy loss!