Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Cao Anping packed up quickly and went out to see that everyone in the yard was in high spirits.

They greeted each other with smiles, as if on this special day, they had truly become a loving and caring group in the courtyard.

The children happily went from house to house to wish a happy new year, setting off firecrackers from time to time, with laughter everywhere.

The adults would not be as stingy as usual. They would give a little bit of money, from two cents to ten cents, to show some appreciation.

Only Xu Damao, probably because he had not yet gotten over the joy of his wife's pregnancy, was extremely happy to see a dozen children coming to his house.

He took out a wad of change and said proudly, "Come on, come on, come up and wish us a happy new year. Whoever says something nice will get a bigger red envelope."

A group of little kids, with shining eyes, crowded forward and said auspicious words, but they were all the same, nothing new.

Xu Damao could only happily give each person two cents, but he cursed in his heart: 'Why is there no one who has the tact to do this? You didn't even mention the fact that I have a son!

I have prepared all the red envelopes, but I can't send them out. It's really boring.'

Just when Xu Damao was feeling a little bored, Yan Jiefang ran up to him and said with a smile, "Brother Damao, I wish you a happy new year and a baby boy."

Xu Damao was speechless. These were actually nice words which touched his heart.

But Yan Jiefang is such a shameless guy. He is already in junior high school, but he still hangs out with a bunch of little kids to celebrate the New Year.

Xu Damao laughed and scolded, "Thank you, go away, there's no red envelope. You're an adult now, how dare you get involved?"

Yan Jiefang laughed and was not annoyed. He just followed his sister Yan Jie to see the fun and was just trying to make the best of it.

However, after probing it this way, he realized that what he had just said must have touched Xu Damao's itch.

So he stepped back with a smile, and then whispered to his sister: "As I said just now, remember to share the benefits with me."

Yan Jiedi was also influenced by what he saw and heard, and he learned a lot from it. He congratulated the other children before they did: "Congratulations, brother Damao, on the birth of your baby boy!"

Xu Damao's eyes narrowed with laughter and he praised, "Hahaha... Not bad, I like to hear that. Here, I'll give you fifty cents to buy some candy."

The other children's eyes lit up and they followed suit, but they all repeated "Congratulations on the birth of a baby boy", which was nothing new. Xu Damao just gave them five cents more as a consolation.

But the kids were simple-minded and were still very happy to get the extra five cents.

Only Bang Geng was not satisfied and continued to think of new words. Suddenly his eyes lit up and he stepped forward and said loudly, "Congratulations, Uncle Damao, you are no longer extinct!"

After saying this, he spread his hands out with a proud look as if he was waiting for praise and rewards.

The people around who were watching the fun were holding back their laughter, with strange expressions on their faces, secretly praising Bang Geng'er for his talent.

Only Xu Damao's face turned black. As for congratulations, it's not that congratulations are wrong, but it just feels like it doesn't sound like a good thing to say.

He asked with a straight face: "Bang Geng, who taught you to talk like that? Or else, since today is the first day of the Chinese New Year, do you believe I will beat you up?

Go away, forget about the red envelopes, go play somewhere else."

Bang Geng pursed his lips and looked unconvinced: "I'm not wrong, grandma said you are extinct.

But now that you are going to be a father, your family line will no longer be extinct. Isn’t this a happy event?”

"Uh…"

Xu Damao was at a loss for words after being asked questions by a little kid of six or seven years old, and he was so angry that he wanted to kill Jia Zhang with a knife.

But the old hag had been driven back to the countryside, so he had no place to vent his anger. He couldn't just beat up other people's children on the first day of the new year.

Fortunately, he caught a glimpse of Qin Huairu, and Xu Damao immediately said rudely: "Why don't you take your good son back and teach him a lesson! You are such a foul-mouthed person!"

Qin Huairu suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Regardless of whether Bang Geng was right or wrong, her mother-in-law was admitting guilt by saying bad things about others behind their backs.

She could only pull the stick home with some apology.

Logically speaking, Sha Zhu should jump out at this time, sing a different tune from Xu Damao, and by the way, win Qin Huairu's favor.

However, in the past two days, he has been avoiding Xu Damao intentionally or unintentionally.

I was afraid that as soon as we met, I would have to face the boasting and bullying from my mortal enemy, which made me feel ashamed.

Sha Zhu was just waiting for Yi Zhonghai to introduce him to a girl. Then he would come up with a big move and compete with Xu Damao.