Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Cao Anping wasted some time, and when he returned to the courtyard, everyone else had already returned home.

As soon as he entered the middle courtyard, he saw the young people in the courtyard surrounding Sha Zhu, discussing something enthusiastically.

Someone joked, "Shazhu, judging from your expression, today's blind date must have failed again."

Others followed suit: "Yes, yes, yes, how could you let down the good intentions of an old man again? You can't be too picky."

Xu Damao also laughed loudly: "He doesn't have high standards at all. I think the girl just doesn't like him, haha..."

Sha Zhu was a little annoyed, and glared at Xu Damao fiercely, cursing angrily: "You know nothing!

Who would look down on me, He Yuzhu? Chefs are very popular, do you understand?

Shouldn't I have high standards? Do you think I am like you, and that I can appreciate anything that is ugly or crooked? "

Wow, he's just firing a direct shot. It's okay for those who are not married, but those who are already married are really gnashing their teeth in anger.

Everyone looked at Sha Zhu with contempt, and even Jia Dongxu couldn't help but say, "Sha Zhu, I've seen Comrade Wang before, and he's not some ugly guy.

Do you know how much my master has worried about you? But in your mouth, you say that he is a bad person and you make him sound like he is harming you. You are so heartless. "

When Yi Zhonghai was mentioned, Sha Zhu became even angrier and complained, "If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have forgotten about it. I was just about to ask the old man. Why did you introduce me to someone like this? It's completely different from what he said!"

After saying that, he walked towards the Yi family, and the others followed him to watch the fun.

Xu Damao followed the crowd, smiled strangely, looked at Yan Jiecheng beside him and said, "I really admire your family for being a matchmaker for such a person!"

Yan Jiecheng nodded in agreement and felt that he should indeed persuade his father. It seemed that this job was not so easy to do and might even offend the female teachers in the school.

Cao Anping also followed the crowd. How could the show of eating melons be without him?

Yi Zhonghai had already heard a few young people making a fuss in the Intermediate Courtyard, and the result of Sha Zhu's blind date was not at all beyond his expectations.

When he heard Sha Zhu was about to question him in the house, he smiled and walked out of the house on his own initiative.

He pretended not to know and asked with concern: "Zhu Zi, I was just about to ask you, how do you feel after meeting you today?

After all, you met at the factory, so you must not know each other well enough. If you think it’s a good idea, you can make another appointment during the holidays.”

Sha Zhu's expression froze as he wanted to question something, and then he actually looked a little aggrieved.

"Uncle, didn't you say that she is virtuous, beautiful, and can give birth to children? The gap is too big."

Yi Zhonghai had forgotten whether he had mentioned that she would be beautiful when he first drew the cake, but it didn't matter anymore. He said with a firm look on his face:

"Comrade Xiao Wang is quite pretty, at least she is good-looking, and she is a good match for you, Zhuzi.

That girl does most of the housework at home, and she also has to take care of her younger brothers and sisters. With such diligence, if you marry her, she will serve you like a boss.

As for the ability to give birth, that's obvious, what are you dissatisfied with?"

Sha Zhu was speechless for a moment. He had no way to refute Yi Zhonghai's words.

But Miss Wang was indeed far from his expectations. In order to avoid this situation from happening again, he could only get straight to the point:

"I...I just don't think she's pretty enough! Her physique is as good as Zhang Fei's. She'd be a good match for Zhu Bajie as his wife!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, Xu Damao even mocked directly: "Haha... I'm dying of laughter!

Silly Zhu, why don’t you look in the mirror? With all those wrinkles on your face, you still complain that others are not pretty. Do you have the nerve to say that?

If you ask me, you are not as good as Zhu Bajie. You are lucky to marry Zhu Bajie's wife!"

Finally, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Cao Anping also joined in the fun. He finally knew something. In the original drama, Sha Zhu seemed to have complained that the person Yi Zhonghai introduced to him was Zhu Bajie's wife or something. So this was what he was talking about.

These harsh laughs made Sha Zhu furious. He glared at Xu Damao and cursed:

"Silly Mao, shut up right there. I'm not in the mood to deal with you right now. If you keep being a jerk, I'll block your door. Do you believe it?"

Sha Zhu looked like he was going to rush up and hit Xu Damao, but when he saw him running away immediately, he just gave him a warning.

He knew this opponent too well, and catching up with him would only result in a fight and a venting of anger, but he had more important things to do now.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai stopped him and said in a serious tone: "Zhu Zi, shut up. After all, the other party is a lesbian. How can you say such things?

If your words get out, wouldn't it make everyone laugh at you? How can lesbians put their faces aside?"

But Sha Zhu was totally unaware of his mistake. He felt that everyone was targeting him and his expression became increasingly ugly.

Yi Zhonghai observed the expression on his face and immediately changed his attitude, advising him earnestly:

"Zhu Zi, you are too superficial. How can you only consider beauty when choosing a wife? Virtue is the most important. As long as she is not too ugly and can be taken out, it's fine.

Besides, everyone has different aesthetic standards. You should tell me what is considered beautiful. Anyway, I think Comrade Xiao Wang is pretty good."

Sha Zhu calmed down a bit and scratched his head in confusion. Is it true that everyone has a different definition of beauty?

He could only curl his lips and say: "At least... she has to be as pretty as Sister Qin. For example, I don't like the ones from Sha Mao's family. Otherwise, could you help me..."

Before he could finish his words, Xu Damao, who had already hidden far away, was unhappy and jumped up and down, cursing: "Silly Zhu, are you sick? You still look down on my Xiao'e, ugh! Are you worthy?"

Jia Dongxu also had an unpleasant expression on his face, and said unhappily, "Silly Zhu, shut up. Why are you dragging my Huairu into this?"

Everyone looked at Sha Zhu with strange expressions, and despised him in their hearts: "Everyone knows that you are jealous of Qin Huairu, but you are not even pretending.

Tsk tsk... saying this in front of Jia Dongxu, I'm afraid he has some kind of fetish.'

Sha Zhu also realized that he seemed to have said something wrong, so he ignored Xu Damao and explained to Jia Dongxu with a guilty conscience:

"Don't misunderstand me, Dongxu. I was just making an analogy. I was praising you and Sister Qin."

Jia Dongxu snorted coldly, obviously not satisfied with this kind of compensation.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai observed the expressions of the people and immediately interrupted the awkward atmosphere and said, "Okay, okay, Zhuzi, I roughly understand what you mean.

I'll help you look for a better one.

This matter ends here. Don't ever say bad things about lesbians again. I will apologize for the unpleasantness of this blind date. Please stay away from them for a while."

Sha Zhu is really an obedient donkey who doesn't bear grudges. He was calmed down by Yi Zhonghai's few words and became smiling again.

He even flattered Yi Zhonghai and asked him to introduce another one to him according to his standards next time.

Seeing that there was nothing interesting to watch, everyone dispersed, but they were still discussing it with great interest. Perhaps this joke would spread soon.

But what was strange was that Yi Zhonghai had no intention of reminding anyone at all. In the past, he was very afraid that the courtyard would have a bad reputation, and he always warned people not to make family disgrace known to others.