It’s the end of the world after becoming a mountain god!

Chapter 96 I am your father, give me money to buy a house

The two had no choice but to go back and check again. After checking countless times, the data still showed that there was no problem and there were no bugs in the program.

Now it was their boss' turn to be dumbfounded. What was going on?

[Hey, I really squeezed in, and I saw Master Song! ]

[I came in too. I turned on the data and watched from the gate of hell. The signal from the signal station is indeed the best! ]

[Gate of Hell? Who is that ghost upstairs? Is the signal at Wangxiangtai bad? Isn't it said to be the closest to the human world?]

[I am a hanged ghost, what about you? ]

[No, no, there are too many ghosts in Wangxiangtai, just like the Spring Festival travel rush.]

[Hahaha, I found that the friends in the live broadcast room are becoming more and more naughty, so interesting. ]

Looking at these comments, is there anything Song Tang doesn't understand?

It was a bad idea that I gave to the Black and White Impermanence at the beginning, but I didn't expect that they would actually do it and actually enable the network connection between the human world and the underworld.

Song Tang was happy for them, but also a little worried.

But be careful and don’t ruin your live broadcast room.

"Ahem, seeing that everyone still loves to joke, I feel relieved. Now I'm connecting with the first person." Let me give a shot of prevention to the fans in the live broadcast room first.

Soon the first person came online. Song Tang looked at the face on the other side that was glowing green and was instantly speechless.

"Uncle Dong, please turn off your broken light. Ghost movies are not shot like that anymore. You are lagging behind!"

There was obviously a large group of people gathered there. They came over one by one, trying to make Song Tang see them.

While leaning towards the camera, he greeted Song Tang enthusiastically: "Master Song, I am your biggest fan. When you come down, you must take a photo with me!"

"And me, and me. I saw you from afar at Huangquan Road last time!"

"What's the matter with the underworld or the Yellow Springs Road? We are all decent ghosts and will not harm anyone. Don't be afraid!"

"Please make way for me to see if my grandson has come. I appeared in his dream last night."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Sir, we see you coming~"

Song Tang: "..."

Is there really nothing wrong with her live broadcast room?

In order to maintain order, Song Tang personally gave the first management of the live broadcast room, and the target was Bai Wuchang.

In the end, it was Mr. Dong who grabbed the line and ran to the side with his phone, saying that he really had something to do and asked them not to make trouble.

A few old men and women who were dancing square dance together just curled their lips and stopped coming closer.

But as soon as Uncle Dong opened his mouth, Song Tang was at a loss. Uncle Dong said, "Master Song, the house you built for us is great. It's much better than when we were in the human world. There are many entertainment facilities, and they are smart. We can just scan our faces or give voice commands. It's so convenient. We also filmed a play together recently, called "Two or Three Things in the Haunted House", which is a warm sitcom. Master Song, can you come and make a guest appearance?"

Song Tang: No, thank you.

Perhaps it was because he hadn't seen the human world for a long time, but once Uncle Dong started talking, he couldn't stop.

"Our play mainly shows everyone's daily life. Qi Ye said that it should be used as a promotional film to stimulate those old men and women who don't know how to make progress. In the middle, we will also intersperse everyone's unique skills, which is very interesting!"

"For example, the hanged ghost's special skill is that he can tie a knot with his tongue, the water ghost can perform underwater invisibility, the burned ghost can perform the tricks of going through a ring of fire and burning himself. The one who was torn apart by five horses can play the piano with his hands and feet together. They say it's called four-hand piano. Master Song, do you want me to let everyone perform for you?"

“No need——” Song Tanger Kang’s hand.

[I see, this is everyone's new and innovative way to attract anchors, you see the anchors are really into the show! ]

[I see, fist-fighting~ But it’s fun, I want to try it next time, hehehe (^.^)]

[Hahahaha… Stupid netizens never let me down! The old man looks quite old, and his acting is very natural. I give him an S card! ]

[I didn’t expect the beginning of today’s live broadcast to be so exciting. No, I have to urge my date to come back quickly. I will definitely regret it if I don’t watch it.]

As expected, the audience in her live broadcast room never gave her any worries and would automatically look for reasonable explanations.

I don’t know whether to say that they are generous or just free and easy by nature.

Song Tang breathed a sigh of relief and forced Uncle Dong to get to the point: "Uncle Dong, what do you want to do? Let's talk business."

Uncle Dong talked so much nonsense and never got to the point, mainly because he felt a little embarrassed.

He looked around, then moved a little further away from everyone else, leaned in close to his phone and whispered, "Actually, there's something going on. That is, my partner and I have met our true love down there, and we want to get a divorce, and we want to ask our descendants what they think. We've been together for over 130 years, and we're really getting tired of each other. Besides, we can't be reincarnated for the time being, and we don't know how long we'll have to live together in the future."

"There are limited houses in our community, and we have only been allocated one. I mainly want to ask them if they can give us more money. It would be best if they can give it separately, since we are getting divorced after all. When the time comes, we can buy another house, and we can each start our own family, which will make our lives more convenient."

Uncle Dong said it very clearly, and Song Tang heard it very clearly, but what does this have to do with her?

No! In the human world, the Civil Affairs Bureau takes care of things, but in the underworld, it seems that no one really takes care of things.

The happiness of the elderly is also happiness, so Song Tang could only bite the bullet and ask, "Have you really thought it through?"

"Think it through! He found a girl in her nineties, and I found a young man in his eighties. Now the house is really crowded!"

An old lady over there answered for Mr. Dong, and it seemed that it was the other person involved.

Just think it through. Song Tang nodded and said, "Then send me the birth dates of both parties and I will match them for you. Also, give me your family's address and contact information. I will try to contact you after the show."

"Okay, okay!" Uncle Dong agreed, holding his phone far away from himself and whispered, "I told you that Master Song is not an old-fashioned person, but you still don't believe me! She also said that she would match our marriage. When the time comes, you all should come to the wedding banquet, all of you~"

Song Tang: The sound is too loud, I can hear it!

[Suddenly I feel that a happy marriage is not a good phrase anymore! 】

[To be honest, if you really were to be with someone for 130 years, you’d probably get bored.]

[Am I the only one who cares about who that girl in her 90s and that handsome guy in his 80s are? ]

[I think this can be performed on the Spring Festival Gala. Isn't it better than making dumplings? ]

[Hey, it would be nice if this were true. At least there is no cool-off period for divorces in the underground.]

[What a hellish joke the person above is. Go away, go away——]

The first online session ended with all parties happy.

Very good, I hope everyone will continue to maintain this optimism and confidence.

What the hell, there are no ghosts in this world! You must firmly believe this!

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