Rebirth He Yuzhu I am a family man

When Yi Zhonghai heard He Yuzhu's casual joking words, he was really scared. Compared with the child in Qin Huairu's belly and his reputation, he felt that the 200,000 yuan in his pocket was no longer important.

Yi Zhonghai was sweating coldly and fled from the backyard in a panic. He had to make up a lie to get the money out of the people in the yard. There were several families who were on good terms with Yi Zhonghai and simply refused to accept the money. They said, "The Jia family will have a wedding banquet sooner or later, and the gift money will be paid sooner or later. This money can be regarded as a gift money paid in advance."

Yi Zhonghai looked at the only 3 yuan left in his hand and walked into the Jia family with a thick face. Seeing Yi Zhonghai finally coming, Jia Dongxu asked expectantly: "Master, what's the matter?" On the side, Qin Huairu was also looking at him expectantly.

"Dongxu! This is 3 yuan collected by several families in the hospital. You can keep it first." Yi Zhonghai's cheeks flushed slightly, and he handed the 3 yuan to Jia Dongxu.

At this time, Jia Zhang suddenly appeared from nowhere, stretched out her hand to grab the money, looked at Yi Zhonghai with disdain, and said sarcastically: "Dongxu, look, this is your good master, who worked hard for a long time and only raised 3 for you. This money is not enough to set up a wedding banquet, and it is not even enough to buy wedding candies to send to several families."

"Dongxu, accept your fate! It's your fault that you lost your father so early. Your mother doesn't have much ability. Since our family has no money, we won't hold a wedding banquet or give out wedding candies."

After Jia Zhang said this, Yi Zhonghai felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief. He was tired after working for a long time and wanted to go home to rest. Just as he was about to turn around, Jia Dongxu grabbed him and pleaded sincerely, "Master, please help me this time! I will definitely repay you for your great kindness in the future."

Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Dongxu with contempt, and in his peripheral vision he saw Qin Huairu standing by the side, feeling aggrieved. Her expression was filled with indescribable disappointment and helplessness. Yi Zhonghai couldn't bear it anymore, and he blamed himself in his heart, "How could I make a woman who is pregnant with my child sad? I, Yi Zhonghai, am really not a human being."

"Dongxu, I know you are a good kid. You and Huairu come with me to get the money! I'll ask your master's wife to give you 30 yuan. Just do your job well!" Yi Zhonghai glanced secretly at Qin Huairu and said reluctantly.

Yi Zhonghai brought Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu home and told Bai Dongmei about the matter. Bai Dongmei immediately refused to accept the offer and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Yi Zhonghai, how long has it been since you handed over the money to me? You want me to give them 30 yuan. Where can I get it?"

"The money is already in my pocket, and you want me to take it out. What are you dreaming of?" Bai Dongmei said proudly in her heart.

Yi Zhonghai and Bai Dongmei have been together for so long that he has already understood her character. He knows that he will not get the money from her today. But his small treasury is hidden secretly, and it is not convenient to take it in front of so many people. So, he sighed and said, "Dongxu, don't worry. When I get to the factory tomorrow, I will ask my co-workers for help and give it to you. It won't affect your work this Sunday."

Yi Zhonghai watched Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu leave, adjusted his mood, and persuaded Bai Dongmei in a gentle voice: "Xiaobai, can you please take care of your image in front of outsiders? Also, I am the head of this family, how can you yell at me in front of outsiders? How do you let others see me?"

"Yi Zhonghai, whose apprentice is like Jia Dongxu? How can a master help his apprentice to find a wife? Just look at your apprentice, have you ever come to help our family with work? Have you ever brought us a vegetable? I only see you constantly giving money to the Jia family."

"Is it because you and Jia Zhang are having an affair? I don't think so! The way you looked at Qin Huairu, I felt something was wrong. If you two didn't have an ambiguous relationship, I would dig my eyes out and give them to you. Do you think I, Bai Dongmei, raised three children by myself, and you can manipulate me so easily? If I were easy to talk to, you would have taken advantage of me long ago."

"Yi Zhonghai, I'm warning you: don't do those shady things in front of me. If you dare to let us down, I will tear apart the little devil in your heart..." Bai Dongmei stared at Yi Zhonghai and threatened in a bad tone.

"This is simply unreasonable..." Yi Zhonghai felt uneasy, he muttered and went into the inner room.

The next day, Jia Dongxu finally got the money from Yi Zhonghai. As soon as he got home, he happily took out the money and showed it off in front of Qin Huairu. Jia Zhang took advantage of the fact that Jia Dongxu's attention was on Qin Huairu and snatched the money and put it in her pocket.

"Mom, let's stop making trouble. This is the money we use to hold the wedding banquet and buy wedding candies. Please give it back to us!" Jia Dongxu was also afraid of his mother Jia Zhang, so he begged in a gentle voice.

"Dongxu, do you and Huairu know how much vegetables and sugar to buy? Do you understand? And where can we hire the chef? I'm worried that you'll be cheated, so I'll give you the money. As for the wedding banquet, I'll take care of it for you, so just wait and see!" After explaining seriously, Jia Zhang went out happily. Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

What's more, in the next few days, Jia Zhang bought the cheapest candies, sprouted potatoes, and rotten cabbages with black spots on the street and brought them back to the Jia family. Seeing that Jia Zhang was really doing her job, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu no longer worried about the banquet.

The day before the Jia family's wedding banquet, Yan Bugui, entrusted by Jia Dongxu, went to register and collect gifts from each family. He Daqing thought that they were all old neighbors, so he followed the crowd and took a symbolic amount of gifts, saying: This is for the He family and the deaf old lady, so he will not go to the Jia family's banquet, and asked the Jia family not to bother him anymore.

Xu Fugui's family still had a grudge against the people in the courtyard because of the last election of the courtyard leader. They just followed the crowd and took some gift money, saying that they would not attend the banquet.

Early in the morning of the banquet, Jia Zhang went to the black market and took home the meat of the dead sow that she had ordered. When the chef that Jia Zhang hired at a low price arrived at the Jia family, he saw the ingredients prepared by the host and immediately quit, picked up his cooking utensils and ran away. The chefs from the old society knew a little bit about "medicine and food have the same origin". When he saw the ingredients prepared by the Jia family, the dishes he made would cause diarrhea at the least and food poisoning at the worst. How could he afford such consequences and not be scared away?

Seeing that the chef she had finally found had run away, Jia Zhang had no choice but to go to Yi Zhonghai to discuss it. Yi Zhonghai arrived at Jia's house and saw that all the ingredients were ready. He thought that there would only be three tables for the banquet, so he asked several aunts and grandmas who had good relations with the courtyard to help.

People who lived in the old society were reluctant to throw away the food at home when they saw it was moldy or smelly. The aunties who helped didn't have much experience, so they picked up the food and cooked it like a home-cooked meal.

At dinner time, the representatives of each household who had presented their gifts sat at the Eight Immortals Table placed in the middle courtyard by the Jia family. At this time, the representatives of each family who were eating at the table were basically the heads of each family. Jia Dongxu wanted Qin Huairu to come out and sit at the table, but was directly scolded by Jia Zhang: "Look at this courtyard, every family has a big man to eat at the table, and you let a new daughter-in-law sit at the same table with them, do you have a brain?"

When the food was served, Jia Zhang, as the host, was not polite at all. She took the lead and served all the dishes before the guests. Qin Huairu looked at the lively banquet in the courtyard and ate the steamed bread in her hand silently in the house.

In order to save money, Jia Zhang prepared ingredients based on the number of people. The amount of food that could be served to the three tables was just right. The dish was gone before the stinky smell of the sow meat could be smelled. Fortunately, there were enough potatoes and cabbages for everyone.

After everyone finished their meal, they took some wedding candies and left. Not long after, people who had eaten at the Jia family's banquet rushed to the public toilet outside the courtyard one after another. Yi Zhonghai felt that he had accomplished a great thing today, and he was very happy in his heart. But not long after he got home, he felt something wrong in his stomach, so he hurried to the public toilet outside the courtyard. When he got there, he saw that all the people who had eaten at the Jia family's banquet were there, and everyone could only line up patiently.

After finishing the banquet, Jia Dongxu went back to the room to coax Qin Huairu. The two were talking in high spirits when suddenly, Jia Dongxu felt a sharp pain in his stomach, which made him feel like a turmoil inside. He hurried out. Qin Huairu saw that her husband, whom she had only known for 2 days, was acting weird and couldn't figure out what was wrong with him.

Jia Zhang, who was fat and short in stature, ate so much, but her stomach reacted the last. When she arrived at the public toilet, it was already full of people. She saw Yi Zhonghai also in the queue and greeted him enthusiastically.

Yi Zhonghai was trying hard to hold back his anger, so he had no time to pay attention to her. Seeing Yi Zhonghai ignoring her, Jia Zhang suddenly got angry and pushed forward towards him. The people in the queue only heard "Puff, puff..."

The stench in the air made the people in line cover their noses involuntarily, and all their eyes turned to the source of the sound. Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi, at this moment, their crotches were dripping with yellow liquid...

As the head of the courtyard, Liu Haizhong had no choice but to speak. He took a step forward and said loudly, "Jia Zhang, Yi Zhonghai, you are so old, and you still poop your pants. It's really immoral and a disgrace to our courtyard..."

Maybe Liu Haizhong was so excited that he forgot to control himself. Suddenly, he heard a loud "puff..." and his crotch also started to drip...

As a teacher, Yan Bugui was knowledgeable. Seeing that most of the people who had eaten at the Jia family banquet had come to the public toilet, he suspected that there was something wrong with the food at the Jia family banquet. So, he squeezed his legs tightly and threatened mercilessly: "Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu, what did you give us to eat? I'm going to the Safety Committee to reason with you..."