Rebirth He Yuzhu I am a family man

Chapter 62: Seeing the Birds

The two people in the east wing of the backyard were shocked by the sudden situation and looked at each other in bewilderment. He Yuzhu listened to the increasing noise outside the house and thought to himself, "Since Lou Xiao'e has married me, she will definitely live in this courtyard in the future. Why not take advantage of today's good day to let her see these beasts. What happened tonight is the best gift from these beasts to me..."

He Yuzhu thought to himself, put his hand on Lou Xiao'e's shoulder, and comforted her softly: "Ezi, don't be afraid, I'll take care of everything!"

"Brother Zhuzi, do you think I'm a clay doll? I'm not afraid of them!" Lou Xiao'e raised her head, looked at He Yuzhu firmly, and spoke with pride on her face.

"Ezi, then you have to promise me: later, when I open the door, you will watch the show from the side and see the faces of these people clearly. Please don't talk, okay?" He Yuzhu patted Lou Xiao'e's shoulders lovingly and asked gently.

"Okay! Brother Zhuzi, I'll listen to you." Lou Xiao'e leaned on He Yuzhu's shoulder and responded softly.

The He family in the west wing of the backyard were originally talking about He Yuzhu and Lou Xiaoe's wedding banquet. When they heard the commotion in the yard, they came out one after another. The deaf old lady looked at the leaders and curled her lips with a look of disgust in her eyes.

"Daqing! Zhuzi has grown up. There are some things that he should face by himself. Don't be impulsive. Come, you two help me to the pavilion and watch the show with me, an old woman." The deaf old lady comforted He Daqing with a few words without any panic or worry, and then advised He Daqing and Li Cuilan to watch from the side.

He Yushui was having fun with her friends when suddenly Xu Damao led people from the yard into the backyard and pushed her and some other children to the door of the small room in the back house where she lived.

He Yushui stared at Xu Damao who was jumping up and down, thinking with resentment in her heart, "Xu Damao, you are very arrogant, right? You really think that the people of the He family are easy to bully, right? Since you don't have me, the fairy girl of the He family, in your eyes, you dare to treat me as if I don't exist. Okay, I can't deal with you. Don't let me get a chance to catch your sister Xu Xiaohe, or I will tear her apart. No, tearing her apart is too tiring, I will just crush her to death..."

"He Yuzhu, if you're a man you should be brave enough to do and take responsibility for your actions. Don't hide in the house like a coward. Open the door quickly and accept our fierce anger!" Xu Damao banged the door of the east wing with his weak body, mumbling dirty words.

"Zhuzi! Don't be afraid, your sister Qin is here! Just open the door and explain everything to everyone. Sister Qin believes that you are a good and decent guy. Open the door quickly, your sister Qin..." Qin Huairu performed herself in front of the door, making people who didn't know the situation think that she was very close to He Yuzhui.

"He Yuzhu, I watched you grow up, and always thought that you were a decent young man. Look at what you did tonight, it's even more shameful than that street urchin. I'm so disappointed..." Yi Zhonghai was beating his chest and stamping his feet, acting like an elder in the courtyard.

Because Xu Damao, Qin Huairu, and Yi Zhonghai kept acting, the public opinion in the courtyard was completely led astray by them. They were all whispering and criticizing He Yuzhu, from the time he was able to leave the He family when he was a child, to the time he had no news for several years after he went to Beidao, to what happened tonight. In everyone's mouth, he had become an unforgivable person.

The two of them were listening to the noise outside the house. He Yuzhu thought that Lou Xiao'e should have heard almost everything, so he looked at her lovingly and asked gently, "Mozi, did you hear everything they said clearly?"

"Brother Zhuzi, they are just talking nonsense. Fortunately, I have known you since childhood, otherwise I would have really believed them tonight." Lou Xiao'e stared at He Yuzhu with eyes as bright as stars, her eyes full of determination, and answered stubbornly.

"They treated me like this. 'Gossip can melt gold, and repeated criticism can destroy a person.' Their purpose is actually very simple: to destroy my reputation, and then pretend to care about me and use so-called 'morality' to restrain and control me."

"Moths, watch how I walk them away, so watch carefully!" He Yuzhu said to Lou Xiao'e confidently, looked at her gently, and suddenly rushed to the gate, stretched out his hand and opened the door.

Xu Damao was still talking non-stop, his body was habitually bumping against the door, and when He Yuzhu opened the door, he ran into He Yuzhu's arms. He Yuzhu thought: Today is a good day for me to get my marriage certificate, but I didn't expect anyone to bleed. He Yuzhu kindly caught Xu Damao directly.

As soon as Xu Damao entered He Yuzhu's arms, He Yuzhu gave him a princess hug, then changed his posture. He Yuzhu threw Xu Damao higher and higher. The people at the door stepped back consciously as He Yuzhu's movements became more and more vigorous.

When He Yuzhu was in Beidao, he could be described by a line of poetry: "Kill one person every ten steps, and leave no trace in a thousand miles. When the task is completed, he leaves, hiding his body and name." It can be imagined that his physical fitness is definitely not something that ordinary people can imagine.

As Xu Damao was thrown higher and higher, people in the courtyard couldn't help but let out "Wow, eh". He Yuzhu asked Xu Damao in a mean way: "Damo! Now you know what a real man is! Are you scared to pee? You are not allowed to pee, if you dare to pee, I will throw you directly to the middle courtyard..."

"Brother Zhuzi, I know I was wrong. I was just joking with you before. You just treat me as a fart! Woohoo, Brother Zhuzi, it's too late. I've already peed. Don't throw me over there. It will kill people..." Xu Damao is the one who can bend and stretch. Xu Damao was so scared that he knelt down and kept begging for mercy.

"It's not impossible to let you go. But I had a good plan tonight, but you ruined it. Tell me what to do!" He Yuzhu said calmly. He was not in a hurry anyway. When Xu Damao fell down, he just raised his hand.

"Brother Zhu, I will compensate you, I will compensate you, just tell me the amount..." Seeing the hope of reconciliation, Xu Damao eagerly took out the money.

"Da Mao! I'm not saying anything bad about money, but you're a cripple anyway, so don't blame me for not loving you. I chose him. Just tell me a number! Men are always firm in their words. If you satisfy me with the number, you are still my brother Damao." He Yuzhu said calmly as if he was chatting.

Xu Damao was still in the air, and his urine was flowing out of his pants uncontrollably. In panic, he raised the price from 10 yuan to 250 yuan. He Yuzhu was worried that Xu Damao's urine would stain his hands, so he caught Xu Damao and put him on the ground, and whispered, "Brother Damao, hurry up and get the money so you can watch the show!"

After He Yuzhu finished explaining to Xu Damao, he moved to Yi Zhonghai like a ghost and started playing the same lifting game with Yi Zhonghai.

"Hermaphrodites cannot have children, and they love to do bad things... Yi Yinren, you have no children, so I can understand that you like to act like an elder in the courtyard. You actually say that you are my elder and let me, a junior, have fun with you..." He Yuzhu said jokingly as he looked at Yi Zhonghai, whose face turned pale with fear.

"Zhuzi, don't be stupid, let's be reasonable...ah ah..." Yi Zhonghai was stubborn at first, but when he was falling, he thought He Yuzhu was not going to catch him, and he shouted in fear.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was so stubborn, He Yuzhu stopped throwing him up directly and made it a little more difficult: he rolled him up left and right, then rolled him up right and left.

Yi Zhonghai was not that scared at first, but when He Yuzhu played his cards out of the ordinary, his defense was completely broken.

"Zhu Zi, I know I was wrong. I will never dare to provoke you again. Please let me go!" Yi Zhonghai was so scared that he gave in.

"No, no, no, you're not wrong, it's all my fault. Let's take it slow! Anyway, you've ruined my good mood tonight..." He Yuzhu said slowly, and deliberately distracted himself, making Yi Zhonghai think that he was going to fall to the ground.

After being thrown a few times by the high difficulty, Yi Zhonghai's crotch was wet, and he begged: "Zhu Zi, I am willing to do the same as Xu Damao, I will pay 250 yuan, let's make peace, okay!"

"No, no, no, you are different. You are much more precious than Xu Damao. If you satisfy me, we can still be normal neighbors. Otherwise, we can continue to be the elder and the younger. As the younger, I must serve you as the elder and have fun!" He Yuzhu said softly and indifferently, as if he deliberately tried to prevent Yi Zhonghai from hearing.

Every time Yi Zhonghai fell, he thought he was going to hit the blue brick floor. He felt like he was going crazy, and he confusedly lowered the price from 250 yuan to 500 yuan. He Yuzhu was worried that Yi Zhonghai's crotch would not cover the urine and would dirty his hands, so he caught him and put him on the ground.

"Yi Yinren, go and get it quickly! Or should I continue to be your junior?" He Yuzhu said casually with disdain in his eyes.

Everything happened in a flash, and the onlookers could only let out "Wow, eh!" and were all scared in their hearts, but they were just whispering to each other in front of them. They had a little bit of luck in their hearts, and they all wanted to watch the excitement again, so no one left.

Everyone watched He Yuzhu come to Qin Huairu, and saw Qin Huairu holding He Yuzhu's arm with one hand, and said coquettishly: "Brother Zhuzi, Sister Qin is not afraid of lifting high, let's play!"

"Sister Qin, right? Let me help you catch the mosquito on your face first, and then I'll play the game of lifting you up high, okay?" He Yuzhu said calmly, shook off Qin Huairu's hand that was holding him intimately, and slapped her twice in the face with his backhand.

"Oh, Sister Qin, right? As your brother, I'll catch mosquitoes for you! Hehe..." He Yuzhu said it casually, and his hands were even more casual.

Although He Yuzhu didn't use any hidden strength, how could an ordinary person withstand his beating? After a few hits, Qin Huairu begged for mercy: "He Yuzhu, I was wrong. You and I are not familiar with each other. Don't help me catch mosquitoes..."

"Qin Huairu, just because you say it's okay, does it mean it's okay? You've ruined my good mood tonight, what do you think I should do?" He Yuzhu asked while smoking without blinking.

"Zhu Zi, how about I sleep with you?" Qin Huairu negotiated in a low voice.

"Jia Dongxu, Jia Zhangshi, did you hear that? Your Qin Huairu said she wanted to sleep with He Daqing, and you didn't do anything about it!" He Yuzhu said and simply ignored Qin Huairu.

Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhangshi knew that what Qin Huairu did today would ruin He Yuzhu's reputation. They had something to hide, so they didn't dare to show up. They could only hide in the crowd and watch the show. After seeing He Yuzhu's fighting ability, they were too scared to say anything. After hearing He Yuzhu talking about Qin Huairu, Jia Zhangshi thought it was time to get away, so she grabbed Qin Huairu's hair and walked towards the middle courtyard.

He Yuzhu returned to the house, took out the marriage certificate, showed it in front of everyone, and said in a helpless tone: "I originally wanted to tell you in a few days. Since everyone is in a hurry to give gifts, please go to Yan Bugui to register the gift money!"

"Uncle Yan, are you willing to take this job? We can just follow the old rules when the time comes." He Yuzhu looked at Yan Bugui and asked casually.

"Zhu Zi, I must help you with such a big happy event, don't worry!" Seeing that there was something good to be gained, Yan Bugui would not let it go, and he agreed with nice words.

Xu Damao and Yi Zhonghai came to the backyard one after another, and He Yuzhu asked them to give the money they had as a gift to Yan Bugui. He saw He Daqing greeting the neighbors, so he returned to the east wing.

Seeing that He Yuzhu had easily handled the matter, Lou Xiao'e looked at him with admiration and said proudly: "Brother Zhuzi, I am so lucky to have you. You are the highest mountain behind me..."

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