Genshin Impact: I live stream my world in Teyvat

"Uh, it's broken." The pink zombie who had just joined Bupu's camp made a regretful sound.

[Eula]: "Come to think of it, Alpaca has never shown his true strength."

[Keqing]: "As far as I know, alpacas are considered neutral and peaceful creatures in the main world. They don't have any means of attack. I wonder what kind of power Qi You has given them."

[Qiqi]: "It has, sledgehammer."

[Cole]: "It can also spit saliva. I just don't know if saliva is equivalent to 'bullets' and needs to be stored..."

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Alpaca Steve crawled out of the nest he had just built and glanced calmly at the zombies nearby.

With its special ability, it quickly realized that in addition to the zombies rushing over, there was also a large army of zombies lying in ambush not far away!

"Hehehe! Don't think you stinking rotten bones can bully us just by relying on your numbers!"

"I! I'm the most powerful superhero in the universe - Bup!"

The zombies stood on the broken wall and watched Bupu make a very funny gesture.

"Now! You've pissed me off! I'm going to wipe you all out one by one!"

"Uh ah ah ah ah!"

As Bupu yelled crazily, there seemed to be a whirlwind of wind around him, and dots of starlight sprinkled on the zombies, making them unable to help but find a cover to hide.

[Nashida]: "Could it be that Bupu has already mastered the previous move and can use it freely?"

[Eula]: "If that's the case, then perhaps he's as powerful as the Drowned King and Herobrine's clones."

Under everyone's expectant gaze.

Bupu's roars grew louder and louder, and the wind current around him became stronger and stronger.

Finally! He lived up to everyone's expectations...

He let out a super invincible spiral explosion series of farts!

'Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff!'

【Diluk】: “…”

[Amber]: “…”

[Ying]: "Butt, butt, butt! This is the air in the stomach! It falls without a sound, but shakes the heaven and earth when it sounds!"

[Xingqiu]: "Rhyming... I admire you!"

[Arakaki Ichito]: "Is this the poem that is native to Liyue? I will recite the entire poem right now!"

The hiding zombies looked at each other.

After finding that nothing seemed to have happened, he poked his head out from the cover.

In the end, all I saw were the backs of Bupu and Monkey running away in a panic.

"Ahem, Gaga! (I've been tricked again!)" A big angry symbol appeared on the head of the well-equipped zombie: "Gaga! (Chase!)"

On the other side, a group of zombies discovered the alpaca Steve hiding behind a piece of mud.

Subconsciously treating it as his enemy, he was about to order the zombie brothers behind him to attack together, but the alpaca in front of him suddenly stood up, placed its two paws in the air on the ground, and made a "gurgling" sound from its throat.

"Goo-goo (It seems to be refilling bullets)"

"Ahem (How is that possible? It's not a rocket mortar.)"

Just as the corpses were talking to each other in a cooing voice, the sound in the alpaca Steve's throat suddenly stopped.

——Just like a head teacher who suddenly stops talking in the middle of a passionate lecture.

The zombies felt nervous and looked back subconsciously.

Balls of mucus with a texture like spider webs suddenly occupied 2/3 of the field of vision and shot towards him with a "da da da" sound!

With the acceleration of a bullet, he knocked them over in a flash!

'Uh~'

The leading zombies turned into white smoke and disappeared, leaving only rotten flesh on the ground.

[Funina]: "Wow, this is so cool, isn't it? It's like a machine gun!"

[Sigwen]: "But the bullet is saliva. I'm a little worried about its oral health."

Alpaca Steve has used his own strength to show everyone that he is more than just a long-range mage.

Just when the three zombies behind him were about to pounce!

It suddenly exerted force with its front paws, supported its body and made a sudden spiral turn, and its soft sheep's feet mercilessly kicked away the zombie on the left!

Moreover, at the critical moment, he grabbed the zombie on the right and pressed it in front of him as a shield, blocking two or three arrows from the zombie archer not far away!

He used inertia to exert force and threw the zombie in his hand away!

The zombies in the distance were knocked dizzy.

"oi! (You are a bunch of noobs)"

Alpaca Steve finally struck a handsome Kung Fu Panda pose, and with the contempt of a king, he looked proudly at the zombies who were standing there stupidly.

However, no matter how sophisticated their weapons were or how colorful their armor was, they dared not move forward!

"oi! (If the mountain doesn't come to me, I will go to it!)"

Alpaca Steve moved behind the zombies as fast as lightning and took care of them in no time.

As for the zombies that were still watching from a distance, their vision was blinded one by one by its saliva!

When he finally responded, Steve the Alpaca's hooves had already greeted him mercilessly.

"oi... (I can sense that there are many zombies lurking around here.)"

“oi… (They are organized and disciplined, like a legion.)”

Just as I was thinking about this, I heard the wailing of the nonsense monkey not far away.

Turning around, I saw that this troublesome guy was being chased by a large group of zombies.

"Ahhhh! Ouch!" Just when Hushuohou felt exhausted, he suddenly tripped and fell to the ground with a thump, just avoiding an arrow that had grazed his head.

He propped himself up and stood up. Looking up, he saw that the zombies around him had frozen in place, staring in amazement as a brown-yellow whirlwind swept past them and crushed them into powder effortlessly!

This 'whirlwind' is none other than the alpaca moving at high speed!

The zombies were not stupid enough to see such a brutal attack method. After staring blankly for a while, they quickly ran away in all directions.

"No! Don't kill me! I'm in the same group with them!" said the zombie in pink clothes pitifully.

Alpaca Steve just made an "oi" sound, and his high-speed moving body once again blended into the night.

[Kujo Sara]: "Is this the strength of the Qiyou Animal Association members... so strong!"

[Navia]: "Is the alpaca an illusion that merged all of Qi You's alpacas? Why did it become so powerful? Logically speaking, the alpaca should not have any means of attack..."

[Keqing]: "It should also include a large number of 'zombie' hallucinations. Qi You killed millions of zombies in the Hundred Days of Shocking Change dungeon. The attack methods they evolved are all extraordinary. If we give some to Steve the alpaca, it can greatly increase its combat power."

[Nashida]: "No wonder, I can always feel the shadow of the zombies from that time on Mr. Alpaca."

……

The zombies lurking not far away were shocked by the alpaca's show of skills.

"Kega (We are definitely no match for that alpaca.)"

"Goohoo (Its existence will ruin the master's great plan!)"

"Woo woo (Quick! Call for more zombie troops!)"

The zombies hiding on the hillside for reconnaissance loudly plotted their plans.

However, the alpaca Steve, who was always observant and attentive, had already discovered them.

I originally planned to kill them immediately to prevent other zombies from recruiting, but I was still a step too late.

In order to ensure the implementation of Herobrine's great plan, they really mobilized all the resources of their zombie army!

What made Alpaca Steve feel most chilled was that he caught a glimpse of a shadow not far from the bushes.

A shadow with white eyes.

It's Herobrine!

I don’t know how many incarnations this is of His. He is wearing sophisticated diamond armor, with several bedrock-colored spikes piercing from the sides and top of his head. He looks like a monster mutated by a virus, and he is not easy to mess with at first glance!

"No... Even if it's me, I can't hold on any longer."

Alpaca Steve suddenly felt a sense of crisis.

"Hey! Why are you suddenly talking? Before, couldn't you just shout oi!oi!?" Bupu scratched his not-so-bright head.

"I don't bother talking to idiots! You're nothing but a big idiot sausage to me!"

"Huh? Huh? Huh?" Bupu was immediately frustrated. He pointed at the nonsense monkey and asked, "Have you talked to him?"

In order to prevent himself from being labeled as a "fool" or "idiot", the monkey nodded guiltily and said, "Of course I spoke to you!"

"oi..." The alpaca no longer paid attention to the two big sausages, but instead took out a big hammer from behind.

At this time, a light "da" sound came from not far away.

An enderman with a pumpkin head teleported over from somewhere.

As if he heard Alpaca Steve's call for help, he pointed at Bupu and Nonsense Monkey and asked, "(Are these two guys the idiots we want to protect?)"

"Hey! I've told you so many times! I'm not stupid! I'm super invincible..."

Enderman Eddie glanced at Bup, opened his jaw and sneezed.

A leaf that had fallen on Bupu's head was blown away by the loud "crack" sound, and he immediately became as quiet as a chicken.

More and more zombies were surrounding them, and the roars one after another indicated that tonight would definitely not be peaceful...

The Enderman Eddie, holding two swords, has superb fighting skills. His slender body allows him to flexibly escape the sword attacks of zombies, and his long arms ensure that each of his attacks lands in places that the zombies don't expect.

'Da Da!'

Possessing the ability to teleport, it kicked the zombie to the side, then quickly teleported to the landing point, raised its sword, and pierced the opponent's body directly!

The movements are so smooth and fast that people can't see clearly. It seems that there are phantoms constantly flashing in front of the eyes. Only when it freezes for the last time can everyone see its handsome pose.

However, when the last zombie was dying, he randomly opened his backpack and poured out all the items, just like he was frantically pressing buttons when being attacked, and splashed out a basin of water.

The Enderman Eddie, who had just teleported over, accidentally stepped into the water flow. After roaring in pain, his body turned red and he teleported to a safe place in a hurry!

[Ganyu]: "Yes. Mr. Enderman's weakness is water!"

[Tinari]: "I've seen so many amazing monsters that I almost forgot the characteristics of common Endermen."

[Nilu]: "I thought Qiyou had evolved it to eliminate this weakness..."

After seeing this scene, several zombies hiding in the dark hurriedly returned to the pink zombie and poured out a basin of water.

Amid the sound of splashing water, it sighed with relief: "This way, it won't be able to get through."

Unexpectedly, the Enderman Eddie teleported directly to the side of the water flow, holding a block of mud in his hand. After building it on the water flow, he easily approached these stupid guys, raised his arm and poked them hard!