Naruto: Chaos Xia Lan

"It's really sharp."

Shan Guiyao waved the Thunder God's Sword as he walked, cutting off all the small dirt bags on the road and the extra weeds on the side, almost all at once.

Ordinary people thought he was weeding the road, while ninjas thought he had nothing to do, because no one knew he was holding the Thunder God's Sword.

If Tobirama Senju was present, he would probably fight him to the death. Damn it, one of the sharpest ninja tools in the ninja world, which I have on the battlefield, is actually used to weed weeds. The Shikonin Sword is unbearable.

If he really knew that he had such a godson, he would not need to be summoned by the reincarnation of the dirty land, and his soul would directly float out from the pure land to settle accounts with him.

However, Shan Guiyao still plays with the Thunder God Sword. His Ghost Dust Gun has been tempered by the Five Elements Unity, and now it is estimated that only the Taoist Jade can compete with it.

But Kushina can only have an ordinary Kusanagi sword, and she can't use Yuan Qi, and she can't use weapons made of Yuan Qi at all, so Yamauki Utai collected famous swords and wanted to create a peerless magic weapon for her.

Now that he already has two Kusanagi Swords, plus the Thunder God Sword, Shan Guiyao only has the last piece of the puzzle left in his mind.

"dong dong dong"

Finally arriving at Kushina's house, Yamauki Utai couldn't wait to knock on the door. Entering Konoha, he should have come to see her as soon as possible, but unfortunately he was delayed by other things.

No, I just asked for some money and will have a date with the beautiful woman for dinner later.

"who"

To Yamauki Ua's dismay, it was Uzumaki Mirei who opened the door.

Why is it that you always bubble up? Where is my Kushina?

However, when Meiling met Shan Guiyao, her attitude was not very good.

"Oh, it turns out it's you. You haven't come back for so long. I thought you died on the battlefield. In that case, my poor Kushina-san would be a widow."

Before Mei Ling could finish her last sentence, a hand suddenly appeared, grabbed her ear, and pulled her to a place in the room where Shan Guiyao couldn't see her.

"bang bang bang"

"Help, my sister who is talking nonsense, have mercy on me."

After a loud beating, Kushina appeared at the door with a bright smile on her face,

"You're back"

Yamaki Uita's legs were already weak at this time, and his head was sweating constantly. He was worried that if he hadn't come back for so long, Kushina would get angry and ignore him again.

In order to save his life, Shan Guiyao's method of changing the subject was not very quick.

"Yes, some things delayed me, but I brought a gift back."

Shan Guiyao had expected this situation a long time ago, and since he hasn't been back for so long, the gift is also a must-have. A bracelet made of Xialan jade carved by Shan Guiyao himself, with his Five Elements Yuan Qi on it.

"This is for you"

“Wow what a beautiful bracelet”

Yamaki Uita helped Kushina put it on her hand. It matched so well that Kushina blushed.

"Really, you said you are in such danger on the battlefield, why are you preparing any gifts?"

Shan Guiyao couldn't help but secretly give himself a thumbs up. As expected, girls can't resist rings, necklaces, bracelets and other valuable accessories.

Just as the two were showing off their affection, a hand stretched out,

"Brother-in-law, where's mine?"

Yamauki Uita turned around and was almost scared to death. Kushina was too cruel. Is this her sister Mei Ling?

Meiling was beaten all over her head, her face was swollen, and her other hand was still covering her injured buttocks. She was looking at herself pitifully, begging for comfort.

Shan Guiyao swallowed. He was completely frightened. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he would have been beaten half to death.

"Ah this"

Yamauki Ua only brought three of them back this time, one for Kushina, one for Tsunade-san, and one for herself, but now I'm afraid I can't keep it.

Because Mei Ling was staring at him with an incriminating look, as if she was saying: "It's all your fault that I was beaten to a pulp. If you don't come up with something good, I'm not done with you."

"Just right, there's one more for you."

I had no choice but to give her the one I had left for me. I originally wanted to pair it with Kushina, but now my fantasy is shattered.

Mei Ling took away the Xia Lan Jade bracelet, received her trophy, and walked to the back room without looking back, but she thought it might not be that easy to just leave like this.

"boom"

Kushina put a foot on her butt, "Ah" Mei Ling screamed loudly, and her whole body flew out

In order not to continue this embarrassing and cruel situation, Yamauki Utai immediately took Kushina away.

"Staying at home is too boring, so let's go out for a walk. It's been a long time since I went shopping with you. Let's go."

In this case, it is better to take her to have some entertainment quickly and forget all the unpleasant things.

Shopping is a great move for girls, and it is also a great move for male protagonists. Girls shop happily and take away everything they like. No one can resist it.

For boys, the big trick is to suffer the consequences themselves. All the things they bought fall on themselves, and they are too embarrassed to let girls pay for them, so even the bills fall on themselves.

After a while, Shan Guiyao was already covered with large and small bags and medium bags. His hands, shoulders and mouth were all full of goods, and there was a bunch of dumplings in his mouth.

However, Yamaki Utai felt that this trip was worth it, at least it would not result in a beating from Kushina, nor would it cause her to have any unpleasant emotions towards him.

Thanks to his foresight, he took the money from Sarutobi Hiruzen and prepared gifts himself, so he was able to avoid the physical pain. However, with Yamaki Utai's current body, let alone Kushina beating him, it would have been much worse. Even more advanced ninjas can't hurt him.

What's more, there seems to be no difference between these shopping bags on his body compared to the weights used in training.

After going around, everything to eat, drink, play, and use was bought, and nothing was left behind. Some of them were bought by Yamauki Utai on his own initiative, in order to make Kushina completely forget about his past few days. It’s not fun to be away for years.

The sky is getting dark, and it’s dinner time.

"Kushina, it's almost time for dinner. Let's find a restaurant to eat first."

"OK"

With growth and training, Shan Guiyao's appetite has become smaller. Even though he had eaten some small desserts before, now that it's meal time, he is still very hungry.

Kushina is very "discerning" and chose one of the most luxurious restaurants in Konoha. It is estimated that after today, all the money that Yamaki Uita received will be gone.

Looking at his salary that was about to bottom out, Shan Guiyao sighed and decided to find a way to get rich quickly.

End of this chapter