Genshin Impact: Please, have a romantic relationship with me

The boss, who occasionally got caught up in romantic love stories, started to talk more and pulled Lin Bai aside to gossip for a long time.

Whose children are about to get married, whose daughter-in-law gave birth to a fat baby, whose family started to get rich after worshipping the King of Rocks, and whose grandfather passed away and sent a dream to his descendants asking them to go to the Hall of Rebirth to find someone to re-bury him, etc.

Both down-to-earth and local.

Lin Bai, who wanted to submit the manuscript early and go back to sleep, was still very polite and listened to the gossip on the side, nodding and humming from time to time to cooperate with a few words.

He also never expected that Boss Ji Fang, who usually looked very strict and difficult to get along with, could gossip just like the aunties who sat at the entrance of the village eating melon seeds and gossiping.

However, when he heard that Baizhu was delivering a baby, one or two sleepyheads were killed.

"Mr. Bai Zhu from Bubulu can not only treat illnesses but also deliver babies. This is the first time I've heard of him. The wife of the neighboring Wang family has always wanted a fat baby girl, and now she's anxious to give birth on the road..."

"Wait a minute, what does it mean to give birth on the road in a hurry? Is this reasonable?" Lin Bai couldn't help but interrupt Ji Fang.

This is even more exaggerated than some novels, it's illogical and too dramatic.

"It's not an exaggeration at all. This is called psychological effect. Please continue to listen to me."

So Lin Bai listened to Ji Fang gossiping for about half an hour. When someone came to buy the latest chapter of his novel, he was able to free himself and walked back yawning.

When I passed by the Hall of Rebirth, I couldn't help but take another look.

Lin Bai recalled the gossip that Ji Fang had just told him: Bai Zhu took Qiqi to deliver a baby and met the head of the Wangsheng Hall.

As soon as the two sides met, the atmosphere was bound to become weird.

Perhaps it is more dramatic that the two sides of the matter, the life of the person in charge and the death of the person in charge, appear together.

"In the end, Lao Wang's wife got what she wanted, a fat girl, which is quite interesting."

"Hi, Lindbergh!"

Lin Bai, who was about to leave, was blocked by a girl who suddenly appeared.

She wore a Qiankun hat with a red plum blossom pinned on her head, a short front and long back jacket with flower patterns and shorts of the same color, revealing her long and white legs.

Lively, active, and quirky, this is the 77th head of Wangsheng Hall, Hu Tao, a girl of about sixteen or seventeen years old.

"I haven't seen you for a few days. Last time you said you would help me distribute flyers, why haven't you done anything?"

Lin Bai said with a headache: "I'm so busy, I haven't had time yet, why don't you let your guest official Mr. Zhongli go to promote it, he has such a good reputation in Liyue Port, everyone will give him some face."

Even though he knew that Zhongli would only take the flyers to drink tea, listen to books, and watch plays, if Zhongli were to go and promote the event, the effect would definitely be better than anyone else's.

Hu Tao put her hands on her hips and said, "Speaking of guest official Zhongli, I haven't seen him today. I guess he is making up bills for me again."

"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore. I'm busy going to Wuwangpo. Remember to help promote it."

Walnut said this and jumped away again.

Lin Bai shouted from behind: "Next time you go to Wuwangpo, take me with you. I'm going to collect folk songs."

Isn't it nice to add some thrills to a romantic adult love story every now and then?

It makes sense to give the male protagonist a chance to demonstrate the sense of security that comes from being a man, and to offer a hug full of security to the frightened female protagonist, right?

Walnut waved her hand without even turning her head: "No problem, but don't be scared and cry when the time comes."

"With you here, Master Hu, in a place like that, we can be completely fearless."

Walnut: "Yeah, come see me in a few days. I just happened to have a big business deal."

Lin Bai continued to yawn as he walked back.

After taking a nap, I got up at noon to buy some pork tripe and beef.

He didn't know what Ganyu's daily life was like, but he could see that this girl liked to eat meat, so he bought another portion of Central Plains offal, which he didn't know how to cook.

Now that I have some Mora on me, I have lost my ability to be frugal with money and I just spend whatever I have.

"I'm so sleepy. I really want to fly back and sleep right now."

It was still a long distance from Chihu Rock to Feiyun Slope. He was so sleepy that he felt dizzy and almost floated to the sky.

But he didn't have the Wings of Wind, and even if he had them he wouldn't know how to use them, so he could only walk back by himself.

Even though I was half asleep, I still saw the familiar face at a glance.

The figure standing at Sanwan Buguogang is simply iconic.

Lin Bai walked up to the man and greeted him familiarly, then sat down next to him:

"Good morning, Mr. Zhongli."

Zhongli, a guest official of the Wangsheng Hall, is a tall, handsome, calm, humorous, lazy and full of security man, a young man who is over 6,000 years old.

On the surface, he is well-read and knowledgeable, knows the laws of nature, geography, history and the present, and is a well-known talent in Liyue Harbor.

In fact, he is the god of the people of Liyue.

The oldest demon in Teyvat.

Yes, that’s right, Zhongli’s identity can no longer be hidden. He is the Liyue Rock King Emperor known to all players, the players’ grandfather.

However, Lin Bai did not reveal Zhongli's true identity to anyone.

Liyue is now in an era of human rule, and is thriving under the management of the Seven Stars who are leading the development of humanity.

Zhongli has abdicated from the throne and is living a free and easy life, wandering around the world to relieve the wear and tear. There is no reason for him to mess up anything.

This is what Zhongli wanted to see, so he drank tea and listened to books here every day. He listened to the glorious history of his own victory in the Demon War. He listened with gusto and immersed himself in it, not caring about the bill or his life.

"Good morning, Lin Bai. You have so many dishes. Are you having guests?"

Zhongli said in a slightly hoarse voice, his eyes fixed on the basket of vegetables in Lin Bai's hand. His eyes flashed slightly, as if he had already decided where the lunch would go.

"Let's have lunch together at noon today and taste your cooking skills."

Lin Bai: “…”

As expected of an old man, he speaks the words of freeloading so naturally and skillfully.

"Someone will be back for dinner, so lunch is fine, but I haven't slept all night and I'm very sleepy. Who will cook?"

He knew that Zhongli was very particular and must have exquisite requirements when it came to food, and he also knew that he knew how to cook.

Judging from the plot where those hermit immortals had a meal with Zhongli and when Zhongli put down his spoon he found that everyone had finished their soup, his cooking skills must be good.

Therefore, he was more looking forward to having a meal cooked by Zhongli.

"Well...I haven't cooked for a long time."

Zhongli hesitated for a while, and finally nodded:

"Well, Hall Master Hu should have gone to Wuwangpo, and there's no one to take care of the food, so I'll go to your place. You take a rest and I'll cook."

Lin Bai smiled triumphantly: "Deal."