Genshin Impact: Please, have a romantic relationship with me

There were only tomatoes and eggs in the pot.

It’s normal to have these two in scrambled eggs with tomatoes, right?

Yes, normal.

but!

The tomatoes are not cut and the eggs are not beaten.

The whole round tomatoes and eggs in their shells were just fried in the pan, and the pan was half full of oil. If she didn't know how to turn on the fire and turned it too low, the kitchen might have exploded.

Lin Bai had never seen such a newbie in the kitchen. It was much more serious than he had imagined. For a moment he didn't know how to express his shock.

And if you look more closely, you can see that the two tomatoes are already half cooked, bursting and wilting, while the upper half is still bright red and greasy, indicating that they are not cooked at all.

The same thing happened with the two eggs. After they popped open, the eggshells floated in the oil.

This is more than just dark cuisine.

This is simply deadly food.

He walked up and turned off the fire, and for a long time he didn't know how to speak.

"what happened?"

Lei Dianying still doesn't know what his problem is.

She thought what she had cooked was pretty good.

"The kitchen didn't explode, why did you turn off the fire?"

"General, if the kitchen explodes, the people in this area will suffer."

Lin Bai wiped the sweat from his forehead and explained with a helpless smile.

"Master Yamae said before that you can't cook. I think that's a bit exaggerated."

"Now I understand why she gets nervous when it comes to you cooking."

He stood over, held Lei Dianying's arms with both hands and lifted her aside for her to look at:

"I'll teach you."

Although people were shocked by the operation of Lei's movie, they were numb.

This difficult teaching method was predictable, but he still patiently explained it to her:

"Look, this tomato needs to be cut into slices so that it can be fried and flavored. Besides, people can't eat it in one big mouthful, right?"

"There's juice in the tomato, and it splashes out when you bite it, which is not very pretty."

"Not only tomatoes, but most other vegetables have been cut before. Otherwise, what do you think this kitchen knife is used for?"

As he spoke, he took out the other two tomatoes and placed them on the chopping board.

"See? This thing is called a chopping board. It was originally used to cut vegetables and fruits."

"This is a kitchen knife. Put it like this and then cut it with one stroke."

Lei Dianying watched carefully from the side, with a confused look on his face. He seemed eager to learn at first, but frowned in the end.

"Have you learned it?"

Lin Bai slowed down and cut a tomato with great patience, then handed the kitchen knife to Lei Dianying.

"Come and try."

Lei Dianying said "oh".

Lin Bai then added:

"It is forbidden to use the power of thunder element."

"Ok."

Lei Dianying is very skilled in martial arts, so she has no problem holding a sword, but for some reason, the way she holds a kitchen knife is really hilarious.

Holding the knife handle tightly with one hand, it is impossible to cut vegetables properly with this method.

Lin Bai stood behind her and put his hand over hers:

"Your way of holding the knife is wrong. Let me teach you."

"After we hold the knife handle, we gently place our thumb here to stabilize the knife for easier cutting. If you find it inconvenient, you can also place your index finger here."

His hand guided her how to hold the hilt of the knife, determined to make her learn it.

But the two of them were so close together, with their hands together, that Lei Dianyi, who had been single for thousands of years and no one had dared to get close to her, was unable to concentrate at all.

She only felt the warmth from the person behind her and the slightly cool hand on the back of her hand.

His breath was right behind her ear, his cheek close to hers, their breaths almost blending together.

The atmosphere became obviously very ambiguous.

In this situation, her mind would think of the similar scene in his novel where the hero and heroine were cooking in the kitchen. For a moment, her face flushed, her mind went blank, and she was even so confused that she couldn't think.

It turns out that there is someone behind you patiently teaching you how to cut vegetables and cook. It is so heartwarming.

In the novel, she just felt it was so sweet, two people who loved each other living together, being pampered and accepted, it was so sweet that she almost completely put herself into it.

Now that it is actually happening to me, it is absolutely amazing. The feeling is so wonderful.

No wonder so many people want to be in love.

"What are you thinking about?"

Lin Bai tilted his head to look at her:

"Why are you blushing?"

After these words were spoken, Lei Dianying's face turned even redder.

She pushed him away:

"You asked knowingly."

"How can I calm down and cut vegetables like this? I can't learn it at all."

Lin Bai lowered his head and smiled, "If I don't do this, and teach you step by step, you will be even less able to do it."

Although he knew that this would make Lei Dianying unable to concentrate, because he was also, smelling the fragrance on her body, he was really a little distracted.

But if I don't teach her step by step like this, she won't be able to understand. She is really too slow in this regard. I've been talking for such a long time, but she only knows how to say "oh".

Of course, he wouldn't admit right away that he enjoyed teaching her step by step.

Lin Bai's evil thoughts suddenly came to his mind:

Lei Dianying is different from Fox. He will not fight back openly with words. He is a bit warm on the outside but cold on the inside.

Like Ganyu and Keqing, Lei Dianying is actually cold on the outside but warm on the inside, and she easily blushes in front of him.

He's so cute, it would be a waste if I don't tease him.

So, he started to talk tea again:

"General, are you thinking the wrong thing? I'm really just teaching you how to cut vegetables and cook."

"I have a simple mind and don't think too much."

He spread his hands:

"If you, General, think in this way, I can do nothing about it."

"Could it be that the General is attracted to me, which is why he has this reaction?"

If this happened on Earth, readers would all say: What a despicable man!

But Lei Dianying is different. Although she has read not as many light novels as Fox, she has read quite a few. She is ignorant but not stupid, and she does not read too many interpretations.

She just felt that Lin Bai seemed to be really innocent and was just teaching her, and she was the one who had misunderstood.

But she quickly realized that it was Lin Bai who was pretending!

"Humph, after all, I am the heroine in your novel. I remember every plot of that novel. You can write that the hero sometimes acts meanly and deliberately makes the heroine feel distressed just to get close to him. Don't think I don't know!"

Lin Bai laughed: "It seems that I failed. I made a wrong judgment."

That being said, he doesn't feel ashamed of it.

He laughed:

"You have to learn how to cut vegetables and cook. This is also inevitable contact, isn't it?"

"If you don't want to, you can go back now. Give me the sword. I will return to Liyue tomorrow."

Lei Dianying looked at him without saying anything, and Lin Bai also looked at her openly.

To be honest, when he wrote the scene where he was teaching how to cook in the kitchen, he had no idea that Lei's cooking skills in real life would be so amazing.

At that time, everything was written in a sweet tone, but now it is not surprising that Lei Dianzi has reacted to everything.

But he himself was actually a little uncomfortable. In this ambiguous atmosphere, he couldn't act like a hooligan while holding a beautiful woman in his arms. This must be a torture for a normal man.

But if she resisted, he would have no choice but to let go.

Lei Dianying snorted and said in a godly tone:

"I command you to teach me this dish and then you can leave."

"Order."

Lin Bai immediately opened his arms and said, "Come on."

"shameless!"

Lei Dianying said as he walked towards him and came to the chopping block.

She let him stay close to her from behind and continued to teach her how to cut vegetables step by step.

It was just a tomato, but the two of them spent several minutes cutting it.

Then came the eggs. How to beat the eggs, how to put them in, how to stir them, how to fry them with tomatoes, and when to add salt and oil. Lin Bai thought he had explained it in great detail.

But he didn't care whether Lei Dianying could learn it in this state or not, he would just teach him once first.

"Are you ready?"

He had already taught her how to fry a dish step by step.

Even though he moved slowly and patiently, Lei Diandian still didn't learn it.

She lowered her head and shook it again.

"It's so difficult."

"?"

Lin Bai wondered how difficult this was.

He smiled slyly, "Are you doing this on purpose because you want me to stay here for a while longer? If you think of me like this, you..."

Before he could finish his words, Lei Dianying broke free from his arms again.

"You wish! I don't want to study today. I'm tired. I'm leaving now."

He left as soon as he said he would. After the bolt of lightning disappeared, Lin Bai was the only one left in the kitchen.

His arms were empty and he was reluctant to leave.

Although he understood that Lei Dianying's behavior of sometimes approaching him and sometimes pushing him away was the same as Fox's, he still couldn't control himself today and teased him a little too much.

In the end, he didn't cook any food and just ate the plate of tomatoes. He didn't feel like eating anything else.

Instead, I sit by the window, looking at the scenery outside and thinking about problems.

The window of his room faces the forest in the distance. Even with the sea in between, he can still see the lush greenery on the opposite side.

If you look at the map, you can clearly see that area is the Guardian Forest.

He looked at the Guardian Forest in the distance and thought that his presence would only make the two of them more confused and difficult to make a decision.

(They made the rejection decision and the scumbag chose to ignore it)

Therefore, he planned to return to Liyue for a while to let Lei Dianying and Yae Shenzi think things through themselves.

There will be opportunities in the future and he can come back.

But Ganyu and Keqing in Liyue must also miss me.

But he didn't want to let his girlfriend stay alone for too long.

Otherwise there will be obstacles on both sides, which will be very unhappy.

As a boyfriend, he also needs to do what a boyfriend should do - not be in a long-distance relationship for too long.

He needs to take the initiative to return to them so as not to make them sad.

As for Keqing’s weapon, it doesn’t matter, he can use it as an excuse to come and get it next time.

The surprise for Keqing would become...

"I'll parachute in front of her when the time comes. I hope it will be a huge surprise for her."

After Lin Bai thought about it, he became extremely determined.

"So, pack your things and leave tomorrow!"

So the next day.

Lin Bai just left a note at Yajendo Hall and left, then resolutely boarded the passenger ship back to Liyue.

When Lei Dianying quietly appeared out of nowhere in the ambiguous kitchen yesterday, she was stunned to find that the room was empty.

I never thought that this bastard would run away!

No weapons are needed!

Lei Dianying felt a little discouraged and a little regretful for a moment.