The cold president's sweet pet is a cute little girl
Chapter 78 Liu Linle (1)
After Lao Fang finished vomiting, he looked at the mess on the ground and cursed in a low voice: "Fuck, is this disgusting Liu Linle asking for trouble?"
Gao Yuan was so amused watching the surveillance video that he didn't have any adverse reactions at all.
Especially when he saw Lao Fang's physiological reaction after seeing Liu Linle vomiting while holding the toilet, he thought Lao Fang's expression of despair was so funny that he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
After Lao Fang vomited, he looked at Gao Yuan rolling around on the sofa and laughing, feeling speechless.
He is an adult, but he still doesn't restrain himself after playing a prank and he even laughed wildly while watching the surveillance video. If Liu Linle knew that the pit was set up to bury him, he would definitely give them both a beating.
But Lao Fang didn't see that just now Gao Yuan was not only laughing at Liu Linle's awful appearance, but was also watching him vomiting in the bathroom in front of the surveillance video.
Lao Fang, with a sour smell of vomit all over his body, walked straight to the sofa where Gao Yuan was sitting.
When Gao Yuan saw Lao Fang coming out, he quickly switched the surveillance video, which only showed Liu Linle's embarrassed look as he held the toilet and vomited violently.
He smelled the sour smell of vomit on Lao Fang from a distance, and said with disgust: "Lao Fang, please stay away from me. This stench is choking me. It's too disgusting."
Originally, Gao Yuan had no reaction when watching the surveillance video. Instead, he accepted it well. But now, he suddenly smelled the sour smell after Lao Fang vomited, and remembered the moment when the dark dish appeared, and he felt nauseous.
Before he could even say a word, he covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom.
Before he even ran to the bathroom, he couldn't hold it in any longer and vomited directly in the hallway of the room.
When Lao Fang heard the sound of Gao Yuan vomiting, he turned his head and his whole face instantly turned dark and his eyes were full of disgust.
"You have no patience at all. You vomited all over the floor before you even entered the bathroom. I can't live here for a while."
But Gao Yuan was vomiting all over the place and had no energy to respond to Lao Fang's nagging.
Lao Fang took a look at the situation where Gao Yuan was vomiting all over the floor, and quickly flashed back to the living room, while thinking about the next arrangements in his mind.
This house has been destroyed by them today and is now completely unsightly.
I have to sleep in a hotel tonight, otherwise I will feel uncomfortable staying in this room.
After the housekeeping comes to clean up tomorrow, Lao Fang decided not to return to this residence for the time being.
Just looking at the mess of vomit on the ground is very unfriendly to housekeeping!
Thinking about the green and smoky faces of the housekeepers when they come and see the condition of this room tomorrow, I can't help but feel sorry for them.
Alas! It is better for them to suffer than for me to suffer. I can only give them a little more tip to comfort their injured hearts.
After vomiting, Gao Yuan tidied himself up before coming out.
Lao Fang looked at Gao Yuan and said disdainfully: "Stay away from me. The bathroom is completely ruined now. There is no room for my huge amount of stuff."
Lao Fang thought that if he continued to endure that sour smell, he might vomit on the spot, so he pushed Gao Yuan to sit on the sofa on the other side like he was chasing away a fly.
Lao Fang's naked disdain made Gao Yuan touch his nose awkwardly. Alas! This sin was his own fault.
He walked to the other side with an embarrassed look and sat down. He didn't want to contribute any more huge things. Staying away was friendly to both of them.
Looking at Liu Linle who was still hugging the toilet and retching in the other bathroom, Gao Yuan said dejectedly: "This is completely punishing myself!"
Lao Fang glanced at Gao Yuan indifferently. He is quite self-aware!
I don't know what was wrong with these two idiots that they came up with this tactic that hurt the enemy by a thousand and hurt themselves by eight hundred.
Gao Yuan didn't dare to go over and continue watching the surveillance video. He was a little bored, so he asked casually:
"Lao Fang, what on earth did you put in that dark dish? It has taken Lao Liu so long to vomit it out."
"Can you please stop talking about this? I just vomited and hearing this word makes me want to vomit physically."
Lao Fang doesn't want to hear the words "dark cuisine" at all. He feels nauseous and uncomfortable when the words are mentioned.
Gao Yuan was more accepting than Lao Fang. Looking at Lao Fang lying weakly on the sofa, not daring to move at all, he smiled unkindly.
But I also respected the old man's opinion and did not mention the matter again.
The two of them lay on the sofa for more than half an hour, and were almost about to fall asleep when they saw Liu Linle come out with his legs limp and his waist hunched.
With a pale face and dull eyes, Gao Yuan joked: "If you don't know the situation, you might think some little goblin has sucked your energy away!"
Liu Linle waved his hands and said weakly: "When the goblin sucked my energy, I enjoyed it at least for a while. It's nothing like now, I am just suffering.
Lao Gao, have you been planning to deal with me for a long time? That’s why you came up with such a bad idea to make a bet to torment me.”
Gao Yuan smiled unkindly, and did not deny Liu Linle's words, and replied: "Who told you to seduce that beautiful woman's soul at the banquet last time?
I finally found someone I liked that day and was thinking of making a move, but you ended up blocking my luck with love."
When Liu Linle heard this reason, he rolled his eyes and directly exposed Gao Yuan's careless excuse.
"Don't talk nonsense. Out of 366 days in a year, you have 365 days of romantic relationships. As long as it's a woman, you will be passionate about her for three seconds.
You use this excuse to trick me, do you think I look like a fool?"
Liu Linle saw through Gao Yuan's nonsense excuse at a glance. He smiled awkwardly, knowing that he would not be able to pass the test if he did not tell the truth.
She explained the reason with a shy look on her face.
"My sister confessed her love to your cousin at the last banquet, but he ignored her! She couldn't get over it, so she wanted to punish your cousin.
But you also know that it is always your cousin who punishes others, never someone else punishes your cousin. Naturally, you cannot cause trouble to your cousin in this matter.
But my sister cried and made a fuss at home for several days, she was heartbroken. She even stopped putting on makeup and ate less snacks, which made my parents very worried.
They were annoyed and couldn't bear to see me being so carefree, so they captured me and asked me to find a way to make me lively and normal again.
I was left with no other options. After several days of hard thinking, I finally came up with a good idea from my extremely smart head."
Liu Lin asked curiously: "What's a good method?"
But he knew a little about Lao Gao's unreliable character, and didn't think that the good method he mentioned could solve the girl's heartbreak.
But what Gao Yuan said next made Liu Linle dumbfounded.
Gao Yuan said: "My method is to run and hug my sister and cry bitterly.
He adopted the strategy of playing the victim to her and cried: In order to vent my sister's anger, even if I have no ability and no desire for wealth, I cannot bear to see my sister being despised, and I must avenge her.
Even after taking revenge on Lin Subai, the family might go bankrupt. The brother would no longer be able to date beautiful girls, and the sister would no longer be able to put on makeup or buy new clothes, or eat snacks. She would have to go out to beg on the street with her parents, holding a broken bowl.
But my sister is pretty, so she can sing on the street and make up a pitiful but self-reliant story, and naturally someone will be willing to pay her."
Liu Linle and Lao Fang looked at Gao Yuan in shock. They didn't expect their good partner to be so shameless. At the same time, a trace of doubt flashed through their minds. How old is his sister? How can Gao Yuan coax her like a child?
Although the companies and groups under the Lin Group will terminate their cooperation with Lin Subai after offending him, they are not as brutal as Lao Gao said.
As long as they don't go too far, the Lin Group won't chase and block others, or deliberately cut off their escape routes. They believe in making money through harmony and a win-win cooperation strategy.
Although in Liu Linle's heart, his cousin is a big devil, that only applies to business matters.
In personal matters, as long as there is no idiot who deliberately provokes him, he will not be petty and fussy about trivial matters.
Liu Linle protested: "If you want to take revenge on my cousin, why do you want to cheat me? You are too mean."
I feel like I have suffered an unprovoked disaster.
Gao Yuan said calmly: "Don't be anxious! There will be follow-up!"
"What's the follow-up?" Liu Linle asked curiously.
Gao Yuan continued: "I don't have the guts to yell at Mr. Lin, so I cried to my sister. She was frightened by the scene in my words and shook her head to refuse.
She cried to me: "Brother, I don't want to be a beggar, I don't want to sing on the streets, I want to dress up beautifully every day, have endless snacks and endless money.
I won't take revenge on Lin Subai, but I still feel so embarrassed and ashamed of being ignored. I don't even have the face to see my good sisters."
Liu Linle was shocked and asked, "So you're suggesting taking it out on me?"
Gao Yuan said: "Yes! I told my sister that I have a way to regain my face and not have to live on the streets. It can also give me psychological comfort."
"Isn't your sister just asking naively, brother, what can you do?
And then you came up with this bad idea in all seriousness."
Liu Linle said sarcastically.
Gao Yuan replied shamelessly: "Yes! That's what I told my sister.
I told my sister that my brother had a buddy who was Mr. Lin’s cousin, and we could get back at him!
There is a saying that goes, "When a son is beaten, the mother feels the pain!" The same is true when a cousin is beaten, the cousin feels the pain!"
Liu Linle couldn't believe that this was such a weird reason: "So I deserve this punishment. The problem is that this bad idea came from you, my bad friend. How can I feel bad about it?"
He could no longer find adjectives to describe his friend's shamelessness and rudeness.
With a sarcasm on his face, he said: "What makes me speechless is that your sister agreed to this stupid method. The word "middle school" is not enough to describe your liveliness! I just want to ask her how old your sister is this year?"
Gao Yuan was insulted by Liu Linle, but he did not show any shame or regret. Instead, he replied with a gloating tone:
"I can't help it. My sister is in her prime. She won't be 18 next month. She's still a minor!"
"Fuck, I can't stand your bullying nature anymore. I'm going to teach you a lesson today, no matter what I say, to resolve the resentment of falling into this trap today."
It was just that Liu Linle had just vomited so much that his hands and legs were weak and his whole body was exhausted. As soon as he got up, he fell to the ground.
Lao Fang, who was watching the excitement from a distance, quickly came over to support Liu Linle and said sarcastically:
"Hey, buddy, we've already made a mistake today, so don't worry about it. You can't deal with him even if you're weak and helpless now!"
"I forgot that you and Lao Gao are in cahoots!"
Liu Linle cried out in pain that he had made the wrong friends and had hooked up with bad people.
Lao Fang and Gao Yuan rolled their eyes at Liu Linle's pretending to cry. Liu Linle was too shameless and had no martial ethics. He was afraid that this was the time to forget about his evil tricks on Lao Fang and himself.
Finally, Lao Fang couldn't stand the sour smell in the room anymore and compromised: "Okay, okay, next time I will make dark dishes that normal people can accept."
Lao Fang thought about how Liu Linle had the courage to finish all the dark food. Although he vomited after one second, he was still in awe.
He simply referred to the method of making Italian maggot cheese, mixing rotten cheese with live maggots with smelly canned herring, blending them into a slurry, and then adding durian, tomatoes, and flour to make a thick soup after fermentation.
I didn’t add any weird food, but the taste turned out to be so indescribable.
When Lao Gao looked at this dark dish, he had an idea in his mind. Thinking about the fact that his sister was ignored by Mr. Lin, he thought that as a brother, he should more or less seek revenge, but he did not dare to provoke the real owner. Liu Linle happened to be Lin Subai's cousin with whom he had a good relationship, and he was also a close friend of his. He could dig such a pit for the other party to jump into, and he would not worry about not being able to afford the loss in the end.
In Lao Gao's words, it's like picking on the weak.
It just so happened that I made a bet with Lao Liu in a swimming competition at the swimming pool last time, and if I lost, I would agree to one of his requests.
Unfortunately, Lao Fang lost the bet in the swimming pool last time. As a result, Liu Linle suggested that Lao Fang wear a lace skirt and put on makeup to look like a slutty bitch by the swimming pool.
But Lao Fang refused to admit that he did this in public. Later, Liu Linle saw that Lao Fang was unwilling, so she rolled her eyes and asked Lao Fang to go to the locker room to change into a lace dress and put on makeup.
Lao Fang thought she had escaped the embarrassment of changing her lace skirt in public, but she didn't know that Liu Linle had already calculated Lao Fang's temper and installed high-definition surveillance cameras in the locker room in advance. Then, while Lao Fang was changing into her lace skirt and putting on makeup in the locker room, Liu Linle invited several people in the swimming pool to watch an online strip and dressing show, which made them laugh so much that they would tease Lao Fang about it every time they met.
This incident made Lao Fang feel suffocated, and sooner or later he would find fun in Liu Linle.
Just a few days ago, Lao Gao was thinking about how to play a prank on Lao Liu to vent his anger about his sister being ignored, but he never had any good ideas.
Tonight, Lao Fang said that he hadn't cooked for a long time and the food in the refrigerator was about to expire, so we agreed to have a dinner together at his house.
Being able to prepare dark dishes is a must-do for Lao Fang every time. He always believes that mixing various strange foods together will create different flavors.
However, the ending of this dark dish is always Shura every time it appears. It is truly a dark dish.
Lao Gao and Lao Fang looked at each other tacitly, and this bad idea popped up in their minds.
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