Siheyuan: Father Yi Zhonghai and Sister-in-law Lou Xiaoe
Chapter 528 Kneel down and call me grandpa
"Brother, Damao, you are my brother. I will call you brother every day from now on. Stop hitting me!"
Sha Zhu knelt down directly.
There is nothing we can do. As the saying goes, a man of insight is a wise man.
A real man should be able to bend and stretch.
In this situation, if you still insist on holding on, wouldn't you be asking for trouble?
"Hey, the legendary Siheyuan God of War actually kneeled down for me."
"Are you serious?"
Xu Damao smiled. This was the first time.
I have been beaten countless times by Shazhu since I was a child, and this is the first time I have seen Shazhu kneel down in front of me.
"Of course I'm serious."
"From now on, you are the elder brother, and I am your younger brother."
Shazhu's head is like a chicken pecking at rice.
"is it?"
"Then you swear!"
Xu Damao said with a smile, leaning on the leg of the stool with one hand.
"Okay, I swear."
"Okay, this way, you have to call Xu Damao brother when you see him from now on. If you don't, I'll fall flat on my face."
Of course, this was not what Sha Zhu was thinking in his heart.
This time I was unlucky. I wanted to have sex with the vulva, but I was caught by the security department.
Sha Zhu naturally didn't believe that such a thing would happen every time in the future. There would be plenty of opportunities to deal with Xu Damao.
I'm in trouble this time, so I should beg for mercy now.
"I think so!"
"It's a bit vulgar to call me brother, how about this, you can just call me grandpa every time you see me from now on!"
Xu Damao thought for a moment and said.
"What, you... Ouch!"
Sha Zhu was just about to scold Xu Damao, but was hit by Xu Damao's stool leg.
"No, don't fight."
"I scream!"
Sha Zhu gritted his teeth.
"grandfather!"
"Hey! My dear grandson, that sounds really nice."
Xu Damao laughed so hard that his chin trembled.
"Remember, you have to call me like this when you see me next time."
Xu Damao's stool legs knocked on the ground a few times.
"it is good!"
Sha Zhu agreed.
"Okay, now you can swear again!"
Xu Damao also adjusted his posture to appear more formal.
"Don't push yourself too far."
Sha Zhu frowned.
"I won't push you any further. I'm just going to beat you for a little while longer. Why don't you just bear with it for a while longer?"
"In fact, I have a pine nut as big as yours, and I also feel pretty unlucky."
"Forget it, you better stop calling me grandpa from now on. Let me fight for a while."
As Xu Damao spoke, he picked up the stool leg again.
"Grandpa, I, He Yuzhu, swear that from now on, whenever I see Xu Damao, I will call him Grandpa, or I will fall flat on my face!"
Sha Zhu still did it.
He really couldn't bear it anymore.
Xu Damao is not a child. It was very painful when he was hit on the leg of the stool, and it was also very painful when he was beaten just now. Now there is no place on his body that doesn't hurt.
Shazhu doesn't want to continue suffering this.
No matter what, let’s coax Xu Damao first.
"What a wimp."
"I was hoping you would hold on a little longer and let me fight for a while longer."
"Forget it. I am a man of my words."
"I just happen to be tired too."
Xu Damao threw away the stool leg and turned to leave.
"Wait, please tell Yi Bufan for me."
"Look, you've already beaten me, and you've let off your anger, so why don't you just let me go?"
"I will definitely not cause any trouble to you in the future."
Sha Zhu knew clearly that if Yi Bufan was not the section chief, Xu Damao would never have come in and beat him.
"Hey, don't talk nonsense. My beating you is my business. It has nothing to do with Yi Bufan. Yi Bufan doesn't even know that I beat you."
Xu Damao shook his head.
Just at this moment, the door was opened.
"Hey, Xu Damao, why are you here?"
"I just went out to the bathroom, what are you doing here?"
Xiao Wu looked confused.
"Ah, Comrade Wu, I didn't do anything."
"This guy wanted to rob me of my money and even knocked me out. I'm here to argue with him."
"There's nothing else to do now, so I'll leave first."
"This kid is not honest. He may have knocked someone out and robbed them of their money before. We need to give him a thorough trial."
Xu Damao turned his head and glanced at Sha Zhu who had a gloomy face.
"Well, we will give it a thorough trial."
"We in the Security Department will not let any bad guy go!"
"Go away, this is not the place for you."
Xiao Wu nodded, and Xu Damao turned around and ran outside.
Sha Zhu didn't say anything, he knew in his heart that he was just acting.
But what can be done?
"Someone clearly came in just now, and he asked Xu Damao to beat me."
"You are resorting to lynching."
Sha Zhu was so angry that he could hardly speak.
"He Yuzhu, you must have made a mistake."
"We in the security department would never resort to lynching."
"You made a mistake and got locked up, so stop talking nonsense."
"Our section chief is busy now. When he's done, I'll report your situation and see how to handle it."
Xiao Wu lit a cigarette and spoke while blowing smoke rings.
"Yi Bufan doesn't know yet?"
Shazhu was confused.
"I don't know. We have already dealt with trivial matters like yours. There is no need to report it to our section chief."
"Okay, be quiet for a while. If you need anything, just shout."
"However, these people in our security department have become a little hard of hearing recently."
After saying this, Xiao Wu turned and left.
......
"Bufan, you are really good. This time I can..."
Xu Damao came to find Yi Bufan as soon as he got out, because he wanted to thank him from the bottom of his heart.
"Stop, what did you just do? I don't know anything. Go to work."
"The Russian inspection team will arrive tomorrow. You should have a lot of things to do today."
Yi Bufan smiled slightly and continued drinking tea.
"Oh, yeah, I didn't do anything. I was just knocked unconscious by a surprise attack from the idiot. I have to get busy now."
Xu Damao's eyes rolled, and he naturally understood why Yi Bufan said that.
The news that Xu Damao was knocked unconscious by Sha Zhu in the toilet soon spread everywhere.
After all, there are nearly 10,000 people in the factory.
There must be people who have seen this.
Besides, the Security Department did not hide anything and arrested people openly.
And they caught the person red-handed.
......
"Nan Yi!"
Liu Haizhong went directly to the kitchen of the third canteen.
"Second, Master Liu, what's the matter?"
Nan Yi feels that Liu Haizhong is now completely unqualified to be the second uncle.
"Where's Xu Damao?"
Liu Haizhong didn't care and looked around.
"Oh, it seems that he wanted to knock Xu Damao unconscious and then rob him of his money, but he was caught by the security department. He should be in the security department now."
Nan Yi and his friends also got the news about this.
"Shazhu robbed Xu Damao's money?"
"This is nonsense!"
Liu Haizhong naturally didn't believe it.
If he was knocked unconscious, he would still believe it, after all, Sha Zhu often does this kind of thing.
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