Siheyuan: Father Yi Zhonghai and Sister-in-law Lou Xiaoe
Chapter 76: Deafening the Old Lady's Glass
"Yi Bufan, do you know how to respect the elderly and love the young?"
Jia Dongxu finished talking about the deaf old lady and was about to go back when he heard Yi Bufan talking about the deaf old lady.
"You have learned well from your master, but your mother didn't teach you well. She often scolds the deaf old lady for being old and immortal."
Yi Bufan looked at Jia Dongxu with blurry eyes.
"You're talking nonsense, I didn't!"
Jia Dongxu is now with the deaf old lady.
"Really? You don't even dare to admit it. You're worse than Sha Zhu in this respect."
"If he slept with someone, he just slept with them. He just admitted it directly."
After Yi Bufan finished speaking, he and Xu Xiaoran walked towards their own courtyard. If it were daytime, they would probably see Jia Dongxu's black face turning into a horse face.
"You are really amazing. Jia Dongxu has been wondering recently whether Sha Zhu really did something to Qin Huairu."
Xu Xiaoran couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
"He doesn't even have this much confidence, so he deserves to be cheated on."
After Yi Bufan entered the yard, his squinted eyes opened, as if he had suddenly sobered up.
"What does it mean to be cuckolded?"
Xu Xiaoran was a little confused.
"Well, it's nothing. It's not a good thing anyway."
"You go back first, I'll be back after I go to the bathroom."
After Yi Bufan finished speaking, he turned and left. After taking two steps, his body trembled.
This made Xu Xiaoran, who originally thought that Yi Bufan was pretending to be drunk, feel a little more normal.
"What are you looking at? I'm going to the bathroom. Do you want to come with me?"
Yi Bufan walked out of the yard and saw that Jia Dongxu was looking at him with an unhappy look.
"It's better to fall in the toilet."
Jia Dongxu spat.
After Yi Bufan greeted several people along the way and walked out of the door, his consciousness exchanged a slingshot in the Emotion Mall.
He went into the toilet, turned around and came out again, quickly climbed over the outside wall, aimed at the deaf old lady's house and shot two stones.
There was only a 'bang' sound, and two pieces of glass in the deaf old lady's window were broken.
Yi Bufan’s principle is that revenge should never be delayed.
"what!"
"Who the hell dares to hit my glass?"
"Yi Zhonghai..." The deaf old lady was also very angry and shouted. Then she realized that Yi Zhonghai was not there and shouted again: "Liu Haizhong!"
Meanwhile, many of the backyard neighbors came out.
The sound of breaking glass was very clear, and coupled with the deaf old lady's screams, many people came out to watch the show.
At this time, Yi Bufan put the slingshot into his personal space, turned around, jumped down, brushed off the dirt on his body and quickly hurried back.
When he was almost at the gate, he slowed down again and walked inside, staggering as if he was drunk.
"Quick, someone broke the window of the deaf old lady's house."
"Is this true? Who is so brave?"
“Just go and see and you’ll find out!”
“It can’t be Yi Bufan!”
"Brother, don't talk nonsense, I'm still here, oh..."
As Yi Bufan spoke, he fell towards a person next to him, with a smell of alcohol coming out of his mouth.
"How much did you drink?"
"Not much, I just drank a bottle with my eldest brother-in-law, I didn't break the glass!"
Yi Bufan looked dazed and no one believed that he could break the glass. They even needed help from him.
"Let's go and see who broke the glass."
As Yi Bufan spoke, his steps seemed to be filled with lead, and he almost put all his weight on the two people he was supporting.
"You've drunk so much, go back now!"
The two of them considerately sent Yi Bufan back home and handed him over to Xu Xiaoran.
"What's wrong with you?"
After sending the two men away, Xu Xiaoran looked at Yi Bufan, thinking that he had fallen outside.
"It's okay, just ask them to help you, otherwise it's dark here."
"Are you done washing? I'll be right here after I brush my teeth and wash my face. Wait for me under the covers!"
Yi Bufan looked impatient.
"Go to hell! You are not allowed to get on the kang without washing your feet!"
Xu Xiaoran glared at Yi Bufan with a red face.
"This foot..."
Yi Bufan still wanted to find an excuse to get away with it.
"Don't get on the kang if you don't wash!"
Xu Xiaoran didn't give Yi Bufan any chance to argue.
"Okay, it's healthier to wash."
Yi Bufan looked at the half-basin of water on the ground next to the washstand, and put his feet in it while wiping his face.
"What's going on with all the noise outside? Who's going to have fun?"
Xu Xiaoran is an old resident of this courtyard house, so there is only one possibility for the noise.
"Just now when I came back, I heard that the glass of the deaf old lady's house was smashed."
"They all went to the theater."
Yi Bufan said casually, thinking about when to remove a few pieces of Jia Dongxu's glass.
"Ah, you dare to break the glass of a deaf old lady? Could it be a child who did it?"
Xu Xiaoran felt that the adults in this yard would never do such a thing.
"No matter whose child he is, he can be taught!"
Yi Bufan nodded silently.
"Puchi - you, don't let anyone hear it."
Xu Xiaoran also thought it was good. She had never heard the deaf old lady say anything good about them.
"It's okay. At worst, let this glass-breaking hero take another shot!"
Yi Bufan took his feet out and rubbed them on his pants.
Xu Xiaoran:......
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