Genshin Impact: Confession successful? They couldn't believe it

"I thought little Fucaros was super cute." Wu Menghai, sitting in the dock, stomped his feet excitedly and slapped the platform in front of him hard, speaking in a righteous and upright voice.

"You're actually a lolita complex. Humph, I caught you. According to the laws of Fontaine, the minimum sentence is five years." The girl in the plaintiff's seat pinched her waist with her left hand, stretched out her right hand forward and tilted her head back, and the huge white ahoge on the top of her head moved.

"Ah?" Wu Menghai quickly retorted: "I'm not a lolita complex, don't slander my innocence out of thin air. I just happen to like little lolis."

The audience was completely silent. I have never seen such a thing before. There are still people who dare to admit it. They are really shameless and perverted.

"Good fellow, there are still people like you. Then you can just be sentenced to death. Death penalty, death penalty! Mr. Villette, the Supreme Judge, please announce the result immediately!"

The crowd in the audience was in an uproar again. Everyone thought that the girl's decision was unreasonable, and more people began to eat the "fruits".

"Click, click." A young girl kept recording the scene in the corner of the audience.

"Silence, silence!" After Villette had taken control of the situation, he looked at the girl who was impatiently making an outrageous judgment.

Navilette dismissed the girl's accusation calmly: "The accusation of the plaintiff, Ms. Funina, is not established. The defendant, you continue."

"Okay, okay~ I get it." Funina crossed her arms across her chest, then puffed out her lips as if she was angry, staring at Wu Menghai with her heterochromatic eyes wide open.

But in my heart, I kept beating my chest and thinking: It's boring, it's boring, I almost sentenced that guy to death.

Although Fontaine's death penalty has not been actually carried out for a long time, even if he was sentenced to death, Funina would still feel dissatisfied and unhappy in her heart!

"Then, it's just as you investigated. I'm an alien from outer space, and I came here through countless worlds." Wu Menghai spread his hands and said helplessly.

I have really been cheated. Why hasn’t the promised power been given to me yet?

"It's like this, like that, this and that, this and that..." Wu Menghai began to tell everyone the story of his time travel. When he was having fun, he even started to make up stories, talking about things they didn't understand, such as heroes, emperors, and so on.

After all, I am also an old bookworm, so this little setting is not a big deal. The main thing is to make up for the lie of traveling through countless worlds.

In short, Wu Menghai’s idea is to make his identity tall and mysterious in front of everyone.

After finishing his speech, Wu Menghai couldn't help but take a few deep breaths. It was so tiring. I should have known not to make it so complicated.

Wu Menghai also hugged his chest and looked down at the crowded room below. There were even many people who had no place to sit and had to stand close together to watch the trial.

Tremble, I'm a super powerful person.

Wu Menghai kept nodding in his heart to cheer himself up. When had he ever encountered such a situation before? If he didn't show some bravado, his legs would probably go weak and he would be speechless.

But the reality was that no one present dared to believe what he said, even though most of what Wu Menghai said was true.

"Huh?" Finina stared at the young man opposite her who claimed to be an alien. The story he told was too outrageous.

Villette was silent for a moment, and could not help but express doubt, but the main issue now was not this: "Okay, I understand. Your self-introduction ends here. Then, you should talk about why you are under the Seven Heavens Statue, holding a loud speaker and saying..."

Villette paused, and then recited the lines expressionlessly: "Fukalos is my wife, and I am Fukalos's dog!"

Although he said this, Villette was full of praise.

"That's right, that's it! Even if you say you are from outer space, you can't say that!" Finina couldn't help stamping her feet in shame and anger. The majesty of the gods almost disappeared at this moment.

It was so embarrassing! It was the first time that Funina was confessed to in public.

It doesn't matter if this person said a few words in private, the great water goddess Finina could forgive him if she heard it.

But he actually dared to let the voice echo throughout Fontaine. I believe that it won’t be long before the whole world knows that someone is confessing his love to God.

Funina's face kept turning slightly red, she felt both embarrassed and annoyed.

Regarding this matter, Wu Menghai felt that it could be traced back to the past.

. . .

Time goes back to more than an hour ago, Blue Star.

"I have freedom!!" Wu Menghai shouted in the empty square at that time.

That's right, Wu Menghai was also eliminated by the big era, which means he was swept away by the newcomers. The ruthless boss didn't want to keep the old people who demanded a lot of money, so he started to support the newcomers at a low price.

New employees are good, they have low salaries but work hard and are willing to work hard, unlike the old employees who slack off and try their best to get the most out of their work.

"Oh, life is so hard." Wu Menghai, who lives a hard life, had to go out today to buy some food, but he never expected to experience something that would change his life.

It's not life-changing, it's just that I died in the Blue Star World! The mall even has a big explosion!

Here's what happened. When Wu Menghai was shopping in a mall, he met a beautiful mother who was wearing a cosplay costume of Alice the Great Witch and holding a cute little girl in her hand.

That cute little loli was not wearing the clothes of the little witch Kli, but a smaller version of the clothes of the water god Fucaros.

Then, before he could take another look... Bang, bang! An explosion sounded beside Wu Menghai's ears.

At that time, his cell phone was so frightened by the explosion that it dropped! Then Wu Menghai saw with his own eyes that the little girl's mother was injured by the flying glass fragments after the explosion and fell into a "baby-like sleep".

Later on, I don’t know how I ended up lying down too.

I hate it, I haven't played the Water God yet before the Water God comes out! Damn it.

Wu Menghai, who was lying on the ground unable to continue, had many thoughts in his mind, the most serious of which was the regret that he could not play Genshin Impact.

That’s right, what did Genshin Impact do to you? I’ll play Genshin Impact! Loyal fan of miHoYo, spent tens of thousands of dollars!

. . .

The world is very quiet...

Is it because of the explosion that I became deaf?

Not far away, the beautiful mother with a great figure was lying, and the large area of ​​ground beneath her had already been dyed red.

What a pity. If I had known I would die today, I would have… Haha, forget it, I really don’t dare, I’m afraid of getting sick.

So in the end, there is suddenly one more regret in this world, and that is a virgin...

Oh, where is little Fucarlos beside her mother? Wu Menghai's eyes, which were about to close, opened again unwillingly, and he wanted to move his head to search around, but his sight was fixed.

His brain kept issuing commands, but Wu Menghai couldn't move his entire body. The little bit of consciousness he still had was already very good.

The little girl was not visible in the field of vision, and she was not found until her vision gradually disappeared.

. . .

Yes! Damn it, it was a second explosion!!! Wu Menghai sat up suddenly, remembering everything.

At that time, Wu Menghai ran to the mother to check on the situation and was about to call the hospital, but he didn't expect that there was still some explosion left.

At that moment, Wu Menghai subconsciously protected the little girl who was pushed away by her mother and was already standing there in a daze, and held her under his body to protect her!

So it turned out that the little girl was under me, but she was blocked from view so I didn’t see her in the end. I hope she can survive.

Although it would be best if she survived, her mother...

"Woo..." Wu Menghai stroked his chest and began to worry about her condition. Could it be that she was dead?

???

Wu Menghai, who had been feeling uncomfortable for a while, seemed to have discovered something was wrong.

What? Why did I sit up straight away? At least I should have woken up in the hospital, right? ?

"Huh?" Wu Menghai even pushed up with his hands and stood up with his whole body.

Miracle???

Wu Menghai was completely stunned.

Wu Menghai stood up and shook his head. Are there green brick buildings around? No tall buildings?

Was I at a street corner? There was a trash can next to me. It looked like something out of a game!

Resisting the urge to flip through the pages, Wu Menghai became even more confused: "Who am I? Blacked out by drinking? No, that's not right, I can't drink!"

I looked around at the places I obviously didn't recognize and then at my own hands. Well, my hands were white and slender and very beautiful.

shock! ! !

"Ah?" This is not my hand at all!

I understand, I am dreaming, a dream within a dream.

"I was so scared. It turns out I didn't go shopping in the mall and didn't encounter any explosion." Wu Menghai put his right hand on his chest and took a breath. He was so scared, but fortunately it was okay.

But to be honest, the Ms. Alice cosplay in the dream was really awesome, and little Funina was also really great.

"What a pity it was just a dream." Wu Menghai angrily swung his left hand, but unexpectedly hit the wall.

Somehow, Wu Menghai chuckled, and his body was actually trembling slightly, which was caused by excitement.

Wu Menghai looked at his own hands. Those white and tender hands definitely did not belong to him. . .

Question: I am feeling pain, plus the sudden unfamiliar changes in my hands, what does that equal?

It's finally my turn! I'm Tomaleila!

Wu Menghai jogged forward excitedly, but he rushed too fast, so...

Splash, Wu Menghai took a cold shower in the middle of the day. Fortunately, Wu Menghai loved swimming, and he swam to the safe platform after struggling for a while.

"What a bad luck! What the hell is that? Why did you bring it with you?" Wu Menghai, who was completely calmed down by the cold water, looked around and became even more confused.

I saw a long waterway stretching forward, and then I looked down... Wow! It was at least 10 meters above the ground!!!

No wonder there is no guardrail here. It turns out there is a water channel underneath, which forced me to take a cold shower.

"Why does it feel a little familiar? But it's definitely not the terrain I'm familiar with." Wu Menghai calmed down and began to walk carefully along the edge of the high water bridge.

Wu Menghai accidentally glanced towards the calm water surface next to him. His current appearance was reflected on the clear water surface, which made Wu Menghai stand there in a daze.

At first glance, the most eye-catching thing is his two-dimensional eyes.

To be more specific, the eyes are a deep dark blue, and if you look closely at the pupils, you'll find that they are still a normal round shape, but have turned dark blue.

The outer circle is a gradient blue tone, and it seems to have a little white, like stars in it. In a trance, I thought I saw a simple microcosm.

With a high nose bridge, thin lips, and an overall look of full of energy and vigor.

She basically looks the same as she did in her previous life, except that she has been beautified and transformed into a second dimension. It seems that her clothes have been beautified by the world again.

Overall, I have become very handsome, but I always feel that I can improve it a little bit, exercise to make myself look more mature? Now I look so young...

Wu Menghai nodded. Only his hair was a random black short hair lying on his head, which affected his overall appearance. Maybe he should find a way to style it first?

"Generally speaking, it's very obvious." Wu Menghai retracted his gaze and stood there in deep thought: "I really traveled through time, not to a parallel world. But to the second dimension!!!"

Wu Menghai hasn't confirmed what it is yet, but here's one...

"Great!" Wu Menghai jumped forward with both legs. He actually jumped into the water again. Anyway, his body was wet. He began to swim forward along the waterway because he saw a platform in front of him where he could land.