Genshin Impact: Confession successful? They couldn't believe it
Chapter 4: Eternal Vow, Cheer Up!
At this moment, a ding-dong sound suddenly rang in Wu Menghai's mind, and then a mobile phone appeared in the air, floating in front of Wu Menghai, as if waiting to be picked up.
After Wu Menghai took the phone, the screen lit up and instantly emitted a bright blue light.
The next moment, a large blue and white loudspeaker appeared in Wu Menghai's hand.
???
Wu Menghai was confused at first, what did it mean? But after a little thought, he roughly guessed it.
I guess it’s because he came into contact with the statue, and the gift of the megaphone better fulfills the requirement of shouting loudly to the Eye of God.
. . .
Now, inside the opera house.
"Yes, and here too! Humph~ Touching and hugging the statue of the water god of Fontaine without permission. I think the new Fontaine law should add another one, Article 1,314. I think the death penalty can be imposed directly. Let's just sentence Villette to this!" Funina pinched her waist with her left hand and pointed at Villette with her right hand.
This man is so abominable that he even didn't let go of the statue. I'm so angry! Fu Nina's fists hardened in her heart, and she really wanted to punch him twice.
Villette was silent. She was used to it. She was really used to it. This was the trial that happened whenever Furninna was around. She had to make new laws every day, and the death penalty was the first sentence.
"The proposal is invalid. If there is no damage to the statue, there will be no legislation... We do not encourage or support the act of hugging the statue for seven days."
"Okay." Furninha weakened. What Villette said was right.
After the incident, Wu Menghai continued his narration: "Yes, the loudspeaker appeared out of thin air under the statue. I thought that this must be the guidance from the gods, who wanted me to speak it out through the loudspeaker!"
"So???" Funina, who was sitting in the plaintiff's seat in the opera house, folded her arms against her chest and clenched her fists: "Just say Fukaros, just say I am... your wife!"
"Bang!" Furninna slapped her hands, wearing black and white gloves, on the wooden platform in front of her.
"How... audacious!"
Funina's face was still slightly red at this time, and it was unclear whether she was angry or embarrassed.
The big hair on his head shook a lot, which is a scene you won't see in the game's plot.
Looking at the lovely appearance of his wife Funina in front of him, Wu Menghai could hardly suppress his excitement. This is really too unfair. This is the real version of the two-dimensional bonus. Oh, I'm dead!
But, having said that, I was really screwed. Who would have thought that I would be arrested and tried at the beginning?
If I could go back in time, I would really like to hit myself twice. Why did I think of saying this?
And this loud speaker is poisonous. It just said these two sentences: "Fucaros is my wife!!!" and "I am Fucaros's dog!!!".
Before I could even get the reward, the whole sky around me was reverberating with my words. Not only that, it was reverberating three times! Three times!
If you don’t know, you might think I got the first kill in the virtual game, and the whole server has announced it.
Then, before Wu Menghai could hide, and before he could run far, he bumped into the girl in question and her older sister who were coming back from the opera.
. . .
So now, it is impossible to admit it! Now I can only be tough and see if I can get away with it.
"The first thing I said was that 'Fucaros' is my wife. As far as I know, this lovely lady is called Funina. So, I said, what does Fucaros have to do with Lady Funina?" Wu Menghai looked righteous.
Indeed, it is just like what does your arrest of Zhou have to do with me, Zhou Shuren.
"At most, I am just shouting in the Fontaine area. The Fontaine law certainly doesn't say that I can't shout it out to the whole country, right?"
Indeed, this is Wu Menghai's confidence. After all, who in Teyvat has the ability to speak a few words and make the whole sky float with sound. And all of Fontaine can hear it. Even if the emperor comes, Wu Menghai may not be able to do it. So is this illegal?
"Wow~~" There was an uproar at the scene.
Everyone started discussing with their companions based on their own opinions, and the whole scene became noisy.
It makes sense, it makes sense. In the end, everyone in the audience agreed that it made sense, although there is no other person named Fukaros in Teyvat. But considering that it has been confirmed before that the person in the dock is not from Teyvat, it is not certain if he is outside the world.
"Silence! Silence!" Everyone fell silent until two sea otter calls were heard.
After listening to a long explanation of the cause of the incident, the defendant's argument was considered to be over.
The Cardinal of the Oracle began to work at this time, and the state that had tilted to the bottom suddenly returned to its normal balance.
This means that if the plaintiff has no rebuttal, the debate can be announced and the result can be announced.
Funina's expression remained unchanged, but she began to feel unsure.
Ah, what should I do? Even I think it makes sense. Apart from the content, if it doesn't constitute a rumor, at most it can be dealt with as disturbing public order. Even if you just pay a fine, you can be released without going to jail.
This won’t do. No, no, no!
"Ha, don't you know? I, Funina, am the water god of Fontaine, the devil god named Fukaros! The god of justice loved and respected by everyone!" Funina said at the end, naturally arrogant. The whole person exudes a very powerful aura, just short of a glow behind him.
Wu Menghai listened to some familiar words. What a coincidence, I have seen this scene not long ago. Looking at the proud Fu Nina, I really like her more and more. When you are moved, you will always be moved.
Then Wu Menghai also responded subconsciously: "I know! My wife!"
Justified! You are not allowed to snatch it from me!
The cardinal's balance was instantly broken by the decree, and the cardinal tilted to the bottom again.
It was not until the noise started again in the quiet courtroom that Wu Menghai reacted.
broken!
Wu Menghai was completely stunned. Seeing his wife was so engrossed that she accidentally blurted out the truth, how could he make up for it? Here's a cheat to rewind the game! Save the child!
Funina raised her head and waved her aho-hair twice: "Since you don't know..." Funina paused, her two different blue eyes, one deep blue and one light blue, trembling slightly.
What's going on? What's going on? This person actually dares to say he knows!
If he pretended to be unaware, he could explain that they had the same name and surname, and then show the generosity of God. He could find a way to let him stay in the luxurious single room in Mello Petersburg for free.
I didn't expect that at this final stage, he would still openly admit that he knew! Doesn't this mean... he really meant me as his wife?
Ah, ah ah ah!
Funina was extremely nervous. It was the first time she met such a pervert who called her his wife without even meeting her.
Although I am indeed a big star in Fontaine and everyone likes me, I have never seen anyone call me wife directly.
I can only say that he is worthy of being an outsider.
She had no idea how to respond. Fu Nina even turned her body slightly, and began to feel shy and wanted to escape from here.
The drama with me as the protagonist really wasn't fun at all, I even became the source of others' fun. Things suddenly became boring.
I'm not happy. Let's end it quickly.
"Since you know this and still dare to say this, what's the point of continuing the debate? Just announce the result directly!" Finina put her hands on her waist and looked at Villette.
That Villette did not speak but looked at the defendant Wu Menghai: "So, Mr. Wu Menghai, do you have anything else to say?"
Wu Menghai took a deep breath and replied, "Yes!"
Now that I have admitted it, why not be bolder? Going to jail is not as scary as I imagined, and there is Sigwen in there, hehehe.
"What I want to say is..."
The whole place fell silent, and Funina tilted her head and pricked up her ears to listen to what Wu Menghai had to say in the end.
"I will always love Fukaros and Funina!
I like you more than anyone in Teyvat. My feelings won't waver until the world ends!
I will spend my whole life protecting Fufu. Protect Fufu and make her never cry!"
At the end, Wu Menghai touched his chest and swore, opening his arms to the sky.
"This is the value and meaning of my coming to Teyvat. This is the supreme justice that I uphold in my heart!!!"
"Huh???" Funina's little mind went blank.
"Now, you can cheer as much as you want!!!" That's right, Wu Menghai even gave a Funina-style ending at the end.
To be honest, it felt really good to say these words in this opera house where every seat was full and even the aisles were packed with people!
Wu Menghai is so excited! I am not socially anxious at all. As long as I am not embarrassed, they are the ones who are embarrassed.
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