Siheyuan: From Being Called Shazhu

Monkeys, in a sense, are one of humans' closest relatives.

Since they are all close relatives of humans, they must be like humans, there must be all kinds of birds in a forest.

The monkeys with toes, like the monkeys in Mount Emei, are counted as the "bad birds".

Do you remember why Wang Fengmin, Shi Xiaona's mother and He Yuzhu's mother-in-law, walks with a limp now?

Wasn't it the same back then, when the bald eagle was fighting the monkeys, that we were still helping them even though we had just finished fighting and still owed them a lot of debt?

But who would have thought that monkeys are monkeys and they would turn hostile at any time.

In 75, after they won, they turned around and started to deal with us. They were totally ungrateful.

In later generations, there is a good advertising slogan.

"Children who are not properly disciplined are most likely to be useless."

Now that they are all useless, and we have free hands.

Then teach him a lesson.

Just like that, at 4: in the morning, after He Yuzhu had been guarding the unit for three days, the combat alarm sounded.

This made He Yuzhu, who had not slept well in the past two days due to excitement and had just fallen asleep, suddenly energetic again.

By the time He Yuzhu ran to the duty room, almost all the department heads in the college had arrived.

In fact, to be precise, the war has little to do with He Yuzhu's college.

He Yuzhu's academy is a place for "training troops" in the rear.

If nothing unexpected happens.

The order of priority is probably active duty, then reserve.

If these two parts, if, it means if, if, these two parts are gone.

It’s hard to say who will be the next move: the militia or He Yuzhu’s academy.

But, we need to analyze the specific situation specifically, right?

Don’t forget how He Yuzhu and his team established this academy.

Where can it be traced back to at the earliest?

Moreover, let’s not talk about the two batches of four-year regular students currently in the college.

Take the other trainees, as well as lecturers, directors, deans, etc. like He Yuzhu, which one of them is not in active service?

Who doesn’t have the desire to “defend the country” and “fight bravely against the enemy”?

What's more, the temptation of "opening a separate page in the family tree" and "being the first to be elected" is not just talk.

This also caused everyone in He Yuzhu's academy, from top to bottom, to collectively write a letter of request to fight with bloody fingerprints.

Unfortunately, He Yuzhu and others’ “wishes” are always just wishes.

From 4:12, when the alarm sounded, until noon.

The phone in the duty room where He Yuzhu and his colleagues were guarding seemed to be shut down due to unpaid bills and never rang.

"Alas~~~~ I'm old, old now. Now I can only teach and supervise students."

The disappointed dean shook his head, waved his hands, and chased away He Yuzhu and his group.

"Okay, you've been on guard for the whole morning, go eat. After dinner, take a rest if you need to, and take duty if you need to. Don't stay here..."

"Dingling bell~~~"

The dean hadn't finished speaking when the phone rang. The 75-year-old old man, who had just said that he was old, took a quick step and answered the phone before the operator could reach out.

"Yes, I am. Yes, yes, I understand. Okay, I understand. Yes, yes."

It was obvious that He Yuzhu and the others could see it.

The expression on the old man's face changed from excitement to astonishment.

From astonishment, it turned into regret.

In the end, it turned into envy...

envious?

He Yuzhu really couldn't believe his eyes.

Here, the dean put down the phone and started calling out names.

"He Yuzhu, XXX, XXX, XXX, XX."

"Arrived!"*4

He Yuzhu didn't have time to think too much, he just stood at attention and shouted.

"Now, your superiors have ordered you to report to XXX's rear command post."

"Yes!!!"

Just like that, unknowingly, He Yuzhu and four other directors of the logistics department, who each had their own research directions, were transferred away.

On the way to the rear, the four people in the car, including He Yuzhu, looked calm, as if they were "unfazed by the collapse of Mount Tai".

But, in fact, if you observe carefully, you will find that these four people are trying their best to hide their excitement.

Because, not only He Yuzhu and the other four people whose names were called could guess it, but even the people who were waiting in the duty room just now could guess it.

There is no need to think about the other four including He Yuzhu, as they were basically assigned to fight monkeys.

Unfortunately, He Yuzhu, who is in charge of logistics, has not figured out one thing.

That is, when fighting, the rear must also be stable.

After He Yuzhu and his men arrived at the rear command post, before they could even say a few words, the transfer order came down.

He Yuzhu and the other three were sent to various military regions in the rear.

Immediately afterwards, He Yuzhu and his colleagues, holding orders in hand, were sent to trains bound for different regions by different special cars.

To be honest, even if He Yuzhu thought about it on the train, he still couldn't figure it out.

Yes, the rear needs stability.

Well, what can He Yuzhu, who comes from the logistics field and currently teaches "Military Logistics", do if he goes to the troops in the rear areas?

Moreover, the place where He Yuzhu was sent was the Northeast, which is now known as the most elite area.

This is no joke.

In the past decade or so, the most elite ones are all in the Northeast.

Even if they need "surveillance", "prevention" and "deployment" over there now, they don't need someone like He Yuzhu who is "airdropped" over there.

Anyway, He Yuzhu followed the train all the way to the border.

From this day on, He Yuzhu basically stayed in the wild.

All day long, I'm either transferring something from here to there, or transferring something from there to here.

Basically, I'm always running around and never stop.

Of course, He Yuzhu was not the one who gave the order.

Rather, he was a bit like an accompanying officer.

In a blink of an eye, He Yuzhu had been working non-stop for half a month.

It can be said that He Yuzhu has learned nothing else in the past half month.

When He Yuzhu returns to school, he can further enrich the content of his lectures on the "coordination", "command" and "dispatch" of wartime logistics.

And at this time, He Yuzhu's transfer order came again.

He Yuzhu was transferred back.

He Yuzhu was stunned when he heard "it's over".

In his memory, his father in later generations told He Yuzhu that beating monkeys continued until 93.

And now, from the 17th to today, the 5th, it has only been 17 days, and it’s over?

But then, He Yuzhu reacted.

He Yuzhu learned this history when he was in high school.

Beating the monkey, if we talk in a narrow sense, is from the 17th to 15:10 p.m. on the 20th.

Broadly speaking, it should be until 89.

But in reality, it wasn't until 93 that it ended.

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu smiled.

Monkey, don't be impatient, this is only the first stage.

Starting next year, there are still ten years to play with.

At that time, we will settle the matter together about my father’s legs in the next life, my mother-in-law’s legs in this life, plus all the “new and old grudges”, “national and family grudges”.

In a blink of an eye, it has been nearly half a year since He Yuzhu came back.

Except for the beginning, because He Yuzhu left "quietly" without leaving any information for half a month, which made Shi Xiaona frightened for half a month, and due to regulations, she could not ask, so it was a "retaliatory" concern.

In other words, the boss He Wen, who would occasionally come back, would excitedly ask He Yuzhu some seemingly "childish" questions like "how many enemies were killed" and "how many enemies were captured" when he was out.

As for everyone else.

Either they were too young to know, or they were too old to take it seriously.

But, let's do it anyway.

This matter has come to an end.

Because of the half-year buffer, the 9th National Games was held as scheduled in Beijing in September.

Look, this time it's the National Games, not the Military Games that He Yuzhu and his team participated in four years ago.

Although, there is also a military team participating in the National Games...

That’s great.

However, only one representative team participated.

In other words, this time, it has little to do with He Yuzhu and the others.

In addition, due to venue issues, sometimes students from He Yuzhu's college have to act as spectators.

However, at the end of September, something happened that had a lot to do with He Yuzhu.

In other words, it has a great relationship with the people of the whole country.

That is, the salary has increased.

How do I say this?

Let's just put it that way.

Since the prices of some agricultural and sideline products will be officially raised starting from November 11, price subsidies will be implemented for all employees.

So, theoretically speaking, the wages of all people who have a salary have increased.

But, what is the reality?

In addition to the subsidies, 40 percent of people also received a salary increase.

Unfortunately, He Yuzhu is one of the people outside the 40%.

However, He Yuzhu doesn't care.

Because he also got a salary increase.

Not through operations, though.

It was because He Yuzhu's position changed.

Originally, He Yuzhu was the head of the 11th grade department and a nominal vice dean.

In October, He Yuzhu was officially promoted to the position of vice president and department head.

Although He Yuzhu's vice president is ranked last in the college, his level has not changed and is still level 11.

However, in terms of position, He Yuzhu was promoted half a level.

That's natural, because the salary of the job is higher, the salary will also increase.

However, Shi Xiaona, who was also not included in the salary increase range, was not so lucky.

If she really wants to talk about it, she now has a job and a rank.

However, the title of "graduate student" was enough to suspend all her salary and benefits.

Even though Shi Xiaona still gets more than 30 yuan a month now.

However, that was the monthly "graduate student allowance" given to her by the school, not the "lecturer's" salary.

Sometimes, when Shi Xiaona got home, she was so bored that she would find nothing to do and complain to He Yuzhu.

"I should have known I wouldn't have gone to graduate school. I'm now paid one level lower than my colleagues for no reason. Also, because I transferred here later, my length of service is lower than others. Now that I'm in graduate school, my length of service is even lower."

Every time this happened, He Yuzhu would carefully avoid Shi Xiaona and roll his eyes.

It is true that Shi Xiaona is really looking for trouble.

You should know that since last year, "scientific research" workers such as teachers or technicians can take exams and be graded.

The first batch of graduate students like Shi Xiaona will be graded several levels higher than others.

Well, in terms of salary, can it be compared to a "salary increase"?

Moreover.

Shi Xiaona was born in 40. This year, no, let’s say next year, she will only be 40 years old.

She started working in 58. Even if we count according to the "Interim Measures on Retirement and Resignation of Workers" issued last year, that is, 78, which stipulates that female cadres retire at the age of 55, Shi Xiaona would have worked for 37 years by the time she retired.

Moreover, this does not include Shi Xiaona's retirement at the age of 60 after she graduates from graduate school and is promoted to associate professor or professor in a few years.

Just the 37 years of work experience alone is enough to be considered acceptable.

Of course, this cannot be compared with people like He Yuzhu who started working at the age of 13.

As for what Shi Xiaona said about “the length of service at the school being interrupted”…

To be honest, this thing is just a decoration.

Let's just put it that way.

With 37 years of work experience, Shi Xiaona will experience what it means to be a technician who is not as good as the tea egg seller in the next 15 years.

In other words, before Shi Xiaona retires, no matter how long she has worked in the school, as long as she is still a teacher, her salary will not be too high.

By the time the real "leap-forward increase in treatment" came, it was already after the millennium.

By that time, even if Shi Xiaona retired at 60, she would have already retired.

Now that you're retired, what does it have to do with how long you've worked at the school?

At that time, won't social security still calculate your pension based on Shi Xiaona's overall length of service?

Since this is the case, why bother about the length of your current working experience in the school?

Besides, the length of service in a place is only linked to the welfare benefits in that place.

To put it bluntly, for someone like Shi Xiaona, it doesn't matter if she earns more than 30 yuan a month, or 6 yuan a month like her mother Wang Fengmin, who was a level 5 engineer and has now been promoted to a level 177 associate professor, no one in the family relies on her salary.

This is not just He Yuzhu's boast.

He Yuzhu is now at level 11 in the military and can earn 217 every month.

In addition, there are salaries for positions such as department heads, vice deans and lecturers.

In addition to the military service allowance, there are also subsidies for second-class and third-class merit.

He Yuzhu earns almost 400 yuan a month.

However, the money He Yuzhu spends every month now is pitifully little.

Basically, I can spend some money by going out with Shi Xiaona or taking the kids out.

Other times.

Who made me have three old cadres in my family who can be considered retired in a few years?

The three brothers covered all the expenses.

What’s more, on December 12 last year, an official document was issued to “improve the work and treatment of retired cadres.”

In this way, the home’s supply has never been cut off.

Even during festivals, the gifts of comfort at home would pile up like a mountain.