Elves: My Fantasy World

"Okay, don't worry about that. Come and help your brother shoot the video. Remember not to interrupt in the middle, and adjust the camera slightly from time to time..."

Shen Yu tied on an apron, and Shen Yaming also walked to the phone and nodded at Shen Yu, but Shen Yu spoke again.

"Wait a moment... Let me take care of the fish first. I'll signal you to start recording."

"I've been here for a few days now... I haven't held a kitchen knife in a while... I wonder if this body will affect my performance..."

He held the handle of the kitchen knife. Under the pale yellow light... Shen Yu's profile was slightly blurred, and the camera focused on his slender hands, and the big fish that was taken out of the black belt and was restlessly waiting to be slaughtered on the chopping board.

"Den!"

There was a flash of silver light, and the collision between the back of the knife and the fish head made a dull sound. The big fish that had been "splashing and jumping" calmed down. Only its mouth that was constantly inhaling air proved that it was still alive, but it was estimated that... it was not far from hiccups.

Shen Yu turned sideways, exposing the fish body that was blocked by his body to the light. With a flash of the knife, the half-meter-long fish... was separated from its head and body!

The dark red gradually diffused in the basin...

After only two steps, Shen Yaming was stunned.

"So... so skilled..."

Before he could react, Shen Yu had already processed the fish's internal organs as quickly as possible, leaving only the useful parts - as for the waste materials like the fish gills, they were all thrown into the trash can.

As for the fish body...

Shen Yu turned his head and nodded towards Shen Yaming.

She pressed the "Start" button blankly...

Shen Yu took the pot and boiled water - this was the step that took the most time...

The light was still dim, and a silver figure was dancing under the light, with silver light flying.

The fish skin was facing up, the fish meat was facing down, and the white palm patted it three times. He picked up the fish meat knife, slid under the meat, and scooped up a bunch of white and somewhat transparent thorn-like small things into the pool...

There were a few more sounds of the knife hitting the chopping board - the fish meat was sliced ​​into pieces and scooped into the basin of water beside it by the knife.

The fish head is sliced ​​in the middle and placed on a plate, the red chili is cut into rings and placed in a small bowl. The fish head is placed on a steaming rack over boiling water - covered...

“Hu…Wu…Huwu——”

The range hood was turned on, and the noisy inhalation sound not only did not destroy the dim and comfortable atmosphere, but also added a bit of "human flavor"...

Heat the pan to heat up some air, add oil, and sauté onions.

Put the fish fillets, which have been washed with starch and have been deodorized, into the pot...

"Sizzle——"

The smoke was sucked away, but the aroma of the scallion oil and the meat making them burst into flames made Shen Yaming swallow her saliva.

The first late night poison

Stir-fried fish fillet with green onions!

Add aphrodisiac (crossed out) seasoning. Take out the fish slices, continue to heat the oil in the pan while it is hot, and add the minced chili and garlic.

Open the lid of the steamer... take out the fish head and pour hot oil on it.

"Sizzle——"

It is the second happy sound.

The second late night poison

Exploding fish head!

Originally, these two dishes used different ingredients... But it seems that the common species in the elf world have also changed. Today, this fish not only has a big head... but also has thick meat... and less fishy smell...

What kind of divine food is this? ! ! The only downside is that it has a lot of thorns...

But who is Shen Yu? In order to avoid spitting out the thorns when eating, he practiced the skill of removing thorns for a long time!

You can eat all the fish fillets on this plate! If you find even a single bone, I lose!

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Carrying a plate, he passed by Shen Yaming who was still in a daze.

"It's time to eat! Go and bring the fish head over here."

"Ah!" Shen Yaming was so frightened after hearing the words in her ear that she "jumped three feet high"... After she reacted, she blushed and lowered her head...

"Yes...I'm sorry, Brother Yu, I was in a daze..."

Shen Yaming walked in front of the camera and brought out the fish head plate.

"Put your phone there... emmm... put it there. I'll make you a dessert later."

As soon as Shen Yu opened his mouth, he saw the can of today's cream on the stove...

A sudden inspiration came to his mind... and he came up with another idea for today!

The third late night poison

Frosty Happy Cream Cake!

…………

In a small dark alley on the side of the road.

The dirty meow raised its head from the garbage pile, its ears erect and its golden eyes shining.

"Meow!"

He sniffed the air twice with his nose, which was nowhere to be seen, and his eyes became brighter.

Just the smell of oil smoke made him swallow hard twice.

over there!

He followed the scent and walked out of the alley step by step. He saw the building on the side of the road... A range hood on the second floor was emitting an intoxicating smell...

But he suddenly stopped.

Human beings...

A stray cat like me should not be welcomed by them...

He lowered his head and gently licked the bloody wound on his right front paw, then wanted to retreat back into the alley.

“Zila——”

From that dim window came a voice that made his heart beat...

Tears of disappointment flowed from the corners of my mouth...

Go for it! Give it a try... your bicycle will turn into a motorcycle! Maybe you'll meet a good person!

At worst... at worst there will be two more wounds!

Meow Meow licked his lips, ran across the street, jumped onto the air conditioner unit on the first floor, and climbed to the second floor.

…………

"Aww!"

"No...slow down! No one is trying to snatch it from you..."

Shen Yu looked helplessly at the little girl in front of him who was about to swallow her tongue, with a strange expression on his face.

"Why are you so anxious when I cook... Is it so delicious?"

Shen Yu also picked up a piece of fish fillet and put it into his mouth.

Hmm...it tastes pretty normal...

"Gogoru! (You don't understand!)"

Shen Yaming's mouth was stuffed with food and her speech was unclear, but judging from her expression - she must be very excited now, and her beautiful eyes glared at Shen Yu fiercely.

Shen Yu could only scratch his face. He really didn't understand...

The little girl ate very quickly and had a small appetite. When Shen Yu had only finished half of his meal, she had already put down her chopsticks and burped lightly.

But judging from her expression, she probably hadn't eaten enough. The fish fillet was almost clean, but there was still half of the fish head left.

Shen Yu: I’m helpless… eh ( ▔, ▔ ) eh…

"Save some space for dessert later."

Shen Yu laughed dryly twice, trying to dispel Shen Yaming's desire to pick up the chopsticks again.

What he got was a resentful look, staring at Shen Yu with burning eyes, as if conveying the idea of ​​"do it quickly"...

"Okay, I'll do it now~ Okay..." Shen Yu slapped his forehead and smiled bitterly twice.

As soon as he stood up from the table, Shen Yu froze in place.

Eh? There doesn't seem to be an oven here? Well... In a small kitchen that can only accommodate two or three people, it seems that there is no room for something like this...

"Hiss...Is it not possible today?"

"No! I think there's also a rice cooker cake..."

After all, this is the benefit of the big data era! Although he almost forgot how to make the rice cooker cake that he saw on the short video at that time...

But that’s not a problem! As long as the result is an edible cake, it’s fine… I guess…

Shen Yu found flour and eggs from the refrigerator, pinched his chin, and thought for a moment.

What's the first step?

“Pah! Ss ...

The harsh sound coming from the window made Shen Yu frown and look over.

A cat was lying on the air conditioner, with fear in its eyes. There seemed to be blood on its front legs.

He saw Shen Yu turn his head and subconsciously stepped back.

"Meow!"

He missed a step! He was half hanging in the air! His trembling front paws were still scratching at the air conditioner...

"Don't move! I'll pick you up right away!"

In the eyes of the little cat who was quite frightened, Shen Yu stretched out his evil hand...

"Yaming! Bring me the first aid kit from my room!"