Elves: My Fantasy World

_May 10_

Night.

【18:22】

Shen Yu rarely opened a large frying pan.

The shrimp threads in the shrimp meat can be easily picked out without even damaging the overall appearance.

Cut the potatoes into shreds...ah, it was cut by Shen Yu himself.

I have to say... without those calluses on my new hands, it's a little bit difficult to get used to using a knife.

Because Qinglong is not available at the market... so in the evening, I can only use "Golden Shrimp Balls" to replace the "Cloud Dragon Fried Shrimp" that Shen Yu originally wanted to replicate...

Shen Yu: arms akimbo.jpg

What is the name of the Chinese Little Master Chef? !

Although I was completely kicked out at the first step of materials... now I have become the one born by my mother...

Ah! I won’t say any more… The frying pan started to smoke.

Chinese cuisine is profound and extensive...

Look! The oil temperature is now moderate.

Shen Yu put the shrimp balls wrapped in shredded potatoes into the oil pan.

swoosh~~

At that moment, the sound of the ingredients and the boiling oil colliding with each other was heard~~

Ah~~~ wonderful!

After being shaped, the shrimp balls gradually change color... The potato shreds wrapped in white flour also gradually reveal a golden color... Take them out and adjust the heat...

But...this is not enough!

Okay, now, this temperature is called – “high temperature”!

Double fry...

In the even hotter temperature...the shrimp meat is completely cooked.

(Deng deng deng deng deng deng deng~~ (Please bring your own to A Bite of China...))

When it is fished out again, it is already a semi-finished product with only the "final withdrawal" step left.

Plate…

Shen Yu: I’ve always been good at plating dishes!

At least I bought two cherry tomatoes today... It would be pretty good if I didn't listen to the boss's abusive words.

And... radish carving~

very good!

Now the price can be doubled! (Wrong)

After all, it's for family to eat.

Pick up the fly cover that you usually use to keep out flies, and cover the plate with it... isolating the three "sneaky" little hands... to be precise, two little hands, and a fin.

Tangtang and Qiuqiu?

It seems that since the last time they ate the food they cooked, they are not so enthusiastic about the energy cubes anymore...

But it doesn’t matter! These dishes are also filled with aphrodisiac (crossed out) energy cubes anyway!

It is added when the shrimp is caught.

The other little hand...is from Shen Yaming.

In her own words later...

"Oh! What's the point of being reserved? It's nothing compared to the food made by Brother Yu! It would be even better if Brother Yu could drink some wine while eating~~~~"

Ah... As for what Shen Yu would do after drinking... That's a story for later...

At least for now, Shen Yaming has not really seen what Shen Yu looks like after drinking... Can this be considered - cause for celebration?

"Don't worry, there's one more."

Under the "resenting" eyes of the three little guys, Shen Yu walked into the kitchen again...

How could Shen Yu, a "legendary chef", only cook one dish that makes people drool in the video? (You are really sinful~)

Shen Yu rubbed his hands and opened the lid of another pot on the stove...

Smoky and hot...

The whole room is filled with the aroma of chicken~

Steamed Chicken with Oil...

This should be considered as... a dish that Shen Yu came up with on his own?

In fact, the taste is no different from ordinary roast chicken...but the advantage is——

It doesn’t require an oven!

This is very nice!

In addition, Shen Yu got up early to buy today's dishes, and they were marinated to perfection...

Ah~ A two and a half year old chicken...the meat is very firm!

Just hope it's not too spicy?

Putting a plate of shredded chicken on the table, Shen Yu poured the "juice" that he had shamelessly asked for yesterday into a cup...

"Let's eat!"

Shen Yu lifted the hood...

A flash of golden light...

"Tangtang! (It's time to eat!)"

"Nichu! (Yeah!)"

When Shen Yu carried the two cheering little guys to the dinner table... Shen Yaming rubbed her flat waist with a "guilty" look on her face...

Shen Yaming: (＞﹏＜)!!!

I'm sorry, my stomach... In order to satisfy my mouth... you have to sacrifice yourself again tonight!

I promise next time... I can't promise next time either...

Red bean paste private Marseille! My stomach! I really want to protect you!

But...but this smells so good!

Along with the "guilt" that has been tormenting my stomach in the past...

The dinner started...

…………

Half an hour later, Shen Yu tossed and turned... hesitated for a moment... and decided not to edit this scene...

Although Lao Lu also had a precedent of letting Gastly evolve by eating...but...

You two evolved just to eat?

Looking at the three large plates that had been cleared and the three empty bowls in front of the three little guys...

There was clearly half a chicken left three minutes ago...

Shen Yu looked at Tangtang, who was lying across the table... Her body had obviously grown a lot... She was rubbing her belly, and her little tail was patting the table...

I know you're eager to eat...but I really can't stand the fact that you evolve just because you can't eat the ball!

Three minutes ago…

Shen Yu just watched the three little guys eat...

Shen Yaming is a human being after all... She had already put down her chopsticks ten minutes ago, half leaning on the table, pouting and gently rubbing her belly...

But there are still two little guys... who are fighting fiercely...

The sea lion ate a bite of shrimp balls... a bite of chicken... and a bite of energy cubes and enjoyed it very much...

Perhaps it was because the Queen's training had intensified in the past few nights, Qiuqiu's appetite had indeed increased a lot in the past few days...

But Tangtang doesn't seem to have changed much...

Then... Tangtang and Qiuqiu started to compete with each other for some reason...

Until now...

Tangtang is completely stuffed...

But Qiuqiu still asked for another bowl of energy cubes...

then……

Ah, it has become like this now...

The half chicken was eaten up by the newly evolved Green Ivy Snake... The Energy Cube also ate one more bowl than the Ball Sea Lion...

After doing all this, Tangtang was content and began to lie on the table and rub her belly...

Shen Yu slapped his forehead...

What do you think this is?

…………

After finally helping the three little guys who could no longer move to their "positions" to rest, Shen Yu began to edit the video...

until……

【23:59】

【Start uploading...】

[Uploaded successfully: "The third episode of late night "poisonous" food: golden shrimp balls, steamed chicken with cooking oil!"]

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_May 10_

Sunday.

Shen Yu hasn't made any videos in the past ten days.

Can you guess what the reason is?

It’s strange... Aren’t videos banned for violating normal regulations due to “vulgar and low-level content”?

But the background information I received was actually——

[Your video ["The third episode of poisonous food at night: golden shrimp balls, steamed chicken with cooking oil!"] has been suspected of disturbing the normal life of others. Your account will now be banned from posting works for 14 days...]

Well, that’s about it anyway.

Shen Yu just didn't understand... How did I disturb other people's lives by posting a video?

Until he saw a private message...

[Although I really think your cooking skills are very high...really high...I am a cooking trainer of the Trainer Association. I think your training skills are top-notch...]

Blah blah blah… Anyway, first there were a lot of compliments… Then…

[But you *****, I ***** you! I came home late at night... and you cried out of greed! ]

[You ****, do you know that? People like you! We hate people the most in our industry! You have great cooking skills... but you don't come to the Cultivator Association to show your skills... You only know how to **** on the Internet! ]

[If you come to the Cultivator Association... According to the regulations, you have the obligation to cook every month... In this way, every month we... slurp~]

Shen Yu's mouth twitched at that time... Are you a voice-to-text converter?

[There are still three great families... or two of them... Although I know this is the result of your family's hard work... ***, I'm not jealous at all... I don't have the right to be jealous...]

[Really! *****, I’m really not jealous at all! ]

Anyway, there are a lot of...

Ah... Then suddenly his tone returned to that of a weak scholar...

[So, that's it. I have received the notice of the report review.]

[I think you have also got the news... After all, the review was done right next to me and my report was approved.]

[Although I know this is wrong... I am sorry... After all, I was really indignant when I saw this scene! ]

[In such a peaceful night...someone actually released such a deadly poison! ]

[I swear, this is the first time and the last time! ]

[I was impulsive this time, please forgive me. ]

Ah, that’s all there is to this “literary letter” filled with grumbles and complaints.

Overall, it is full of literary atmosphere... and it also contains the quintessence of Dongyao...

These key words are not released just to create a good network environment.

I guess if I could meet him in person and have a conversation with this gentleman... I would probably gain a lot of insights...

How to communicate...

Hehe, cook in front of him and then don’t let him eat!

right! That's it!

Shen Yu grabbed a handful of energy cubes from the jar in Gardevoir's arms, and under her resentful look, he threw the energy cubes into his mouth one by one.

"Eh? This is delicious! It has a spicy and pungent taste... What is it made of?"

Shen Yu took the bottle from Gardevoir...

Ah... Sakura fruit... It's okay then...

Put the bottle back into Gardevoir's arms again.

"Well, I didn't go see the Beedrill in the three days since I came here last time. I want to go see it today."

Gardevoir's puffy face immediately deflated and it nodded obediently.

"Hey! Wait! Where's the thing I asked you to bring?"

"Huh? Oh! You mean my ID card? Here it is! Here it is."

Gardevoir took Shen Yu's ID card...and looked at the photo of Shen Yu on it, her face blushed.

"Thank you~"

"Hey~ Why are you thanking me... Just give it back to me when I come back... Oh, right! All games now require real-name verification... It's true that I helped you verify it... But you can't play for too long in a day! It hurts your eyes..."

Shen Yu walked towards Bulbasaur who was waiting at the side like an old mother, while chattering...

"And the ball, please~"

"Don't worry~ I will take good care of her!"

Shen Yu was skillfully tied up by the vine whip again, and slowly disappeared with Bulbasaur's figure...

Gardevoir looked at Shen Yu's ID card...then tilted its head to look at the water.

"Little cutie, how do you do this?"

"Nichu? (I heard that person say before... just search for the J Province Newcomer Competition registration page on the Internet?)"

Ripples appeared on the water surface...The sea lion jumped out and shook its body.

He slowly jumped to Gardevoir's side and was held on Gardevoir's lap.

"Province J Newcomer Contest?"

Gardevoir opened the browser on her phone...

Huh? You mean typing?

Such a simple thing... Her Majesty the Queen learned it a week after she learned to read...

And... it can be said that her current literacy level is even higher than most people...

Alas... But, since she is an elf... we won't say anything...

"Ah! Found it! This is it, right?"

Gardevoir clicked on the webpage and saw the words "I want to sign up"...

Enter Shen Yu's name...

Enter your ID number...

Enter phone number...

Take a photo of your ID card and upload it...

Face scan?

Just use super powers to reproduce it, right?

Under the "horrified" gaze of the sea lion...

(Qiuqiu Sea Lion: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ!!!)

A figure of Shen Yu gradually solidified...

Blinked at the phone camera and shook his head...

Passed the face scan...

Then, that "Shen Yu" came over... and hugged Gardevoir, who had slowly stood up... and let Gardevoir rub against him... and then disappeared into the air...

The ball-shaped sea lion on one side: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴! ! !

So this is the way you usually think of Shen Yu, big sister...

well……

Amazing!

I want to learn too!

The words "Registration successful" have been displayed on Gardevoir's phone...

Gardevoir rubbed the little guy's head in his arms...

"It's no big deal to help with this kind of thing~"

The ball sea lion also rubbed Gardevoir's hand...

A gentle big sister...she will agree to help you whenever you ask her for help!

As for Qiuqiu Sea Lion...she was also there when Ning Zihan came last time...

She also heard about the newcomer competition...

Although she really wanted to participate...but Shen Yu seemed to have said the last time he came...that she was not suitable for this kind of competition...

Really... Because I'm too weak... Shen Yu is worried that I'll get hurt...

The eyes of the ball sea lion became firm...

No matter what! I will work hard! Strive to evolve as soon as possible!

This way Shen Yu will feel at ease letting me play!

(To be honest...if you really evolve into a sea lion...Shen Yu would probably be even more reluctant to let you go~)

Anyway...the registration has been submitted!

but……

But Gardevoir's phone has not received any message yet...

"Oh! It's broken! The phone number I filled in is Shen Yu's!"