Genshin Impact: Wendy's Adventure of Reverse Travel
Chapter 30 Are you stupid?
I know the last thing on the last chapter is boring or something (sweat
I didn't know what to do when I experienced this, so I wrote it down.
Can be ignored (sweat
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"Mo Gui, let's go! Take your people with you! Take your suitcase!" Zhong Li shouted at the door after turning off some facilities at home and dragging a suitcase.
"Ok ok! Let me see if there is anything I haven't taken yet!" Mo Gui held Zhongli with one hand and the suitcase with the other.
Suddenly Zhongli thought of something
"I forgot to take something!"
Mo Gui asked immediately, "What did you forget to take?"
Zhongli walked quickly to a room, took out a tea can, and put a teacup in his pocket. "It's okay, I've got it."
Mo Gui:......
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"The car is here, the car is here! Come on!" Zhong Li carried Wendy and told the other two to get in the car quickly.
......
"Ah——Isn't it just writing a novel? Why do you have to travel?......"
Mo Gui supported his head with one hand and searched for places to go on this trip with the other hand. "That Alps? Uh... linked with Genshin Impact? But isn't Changbai Mountain in China also linked with it?"
"Hmm? Are there linkages in China? ... Um... Alps... Um... Alps is a little steeper, yes, more restored, yes, yes, yes..."
"Come on, you just didn't know there was linkage in China."
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In an unknown place
"Well, it's time to go find the two gods to discuss how to return to Teyvat. Someone, bring the God of Rock and the God of Wind here!"
An Abyss Singer came up
"I'm sorry, Princess, but they seem to no longer be in this area called "Huaxia"..."
"Then chase him out!"
"But...if we go out, we need money. We don't have any money..."
"...Are you stupid? Rob! How could so many people not be able to gather a little money? I remember there are several places called "banks" around us to store money? Take five Abyss Mages with you to rob a bank right now!"
"Yes, Princess..."
......
"Five of you, follow me. The princess wants us to rob a bank!" The Abyss Singer pointed at the five Abyss Mages.
"Ababa? (Robbing a bank? What does that mean?)"
"It's just...what do you care about what he means! Anyway, we just want to steal something from a house."
"Waibibabu (Oh oh oh...")
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"I've watched all the videos about bank robberies. All we have to do is rush in and give everyone a warning, then we can start the robbery," the singer said firmly.
"Waibi Babu Aba Aba!! (What are you waiting for? Go!!)
“Ahhhhhhhhhh!” Several big furry balls rushed into the bank
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Sunzi is a middle school boy
He often believes that characters in anime and games are real
then
When I was three years old: Mom, I want a Doraemon too
At age six: If I go scuba diving, can I see SpongeBob?
At the age of ten: Kamen Rider! Decade!
At 18 years old: (In cosplay costume) Diluk from Mondstadt, here as promised
......
His mother couldn't stand her son's behavior: How would he find a job in the future? How would he find a partner? How would he buy a house or a car? He would definitely be cheated!
So she yelled at him at a comic convention while he was wearing a Diluk cosplay costume
"Anime and games are all fake! They don't exist in reality! Just live your life well and take care of yourself!"
This was like a bolt from the blue for him at that time.
How could a character I've liked for so long be fake?
But because of society, he can only work hard and hide his thoughts
How could characters from the two-dimensional world appear in the three-dimensional world?
......
He came to the bank to deposit money
I have inserted my bank card into the ATM machine and am about to start the operation.
【clang clang clang】
"Ababa Ababa! (Don't move, everyone look at me, I'm going to rob a bank!!)"
"Waibi waibi waibi! (Listen to him, don't move!)
Two Abyss Mages entered from the main gate to attract attention and block the main gate.
The Chanter led three other mages in from the back door, two stayed behind to block the door, and one blended into the crowd. Although he was fat, it did not affect his ability to blend into the crowd.
People were blind and could not see the wizard.
"What are they talking about?"
"I don't know, is he crazy?"
"What's wrong with you five? Why are you making such a big fuss in the bank? This is a bank. What are you trying to do? Go play at a comic convention!"
A bank worker walked up, grabbed the Abyss Mage's head and started dragging him
"Eh? You're still clinging to me? What's the matter? You don't dare to show your true face? I'm telling you, this place is out of your reach..."
The Abyss Mage has been on Blue Star for a long time and has read a lot of online novels. What he hates most is the kind of brain-dead novels where the supporting characters only belittle the protagonist's lack of intelligence.
He thought: Isn't this kind of person just a supporting character in a cerebral palsy article who only knows how to belittle others? Woc! You're even belittling me, you bastard!
He hit him on the head with his staff.
The man covered his head and said, "You hit me without saying a word? Where's your branch? Why are you so uncivilized!"
The Abyss Mage immediately yelled "Abba? Abba Abba Abba Abba!" (Lychee? How can you let me eat lychee!)
After saying that, he used his own element to freeze the person in front of him.
The man fell to the ground, motionless.
The Abyss Singer stepped forward and said, "We are only after money, we won't kill anyone. Don't call the police or ask for help, or you will end up like him." He kicked the ice man at the same time.
Then the Abyss Singer took four Abyss Mages to the warehouse to rob the money.
“Hehehehehe…money, money…hehehehe…”
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