My countryman becomes Ultraman, I eat the soft rice of the middleman

A few days later, the setting sun shone on the courtyard, creating mottled light and shadows.

Link lazily lay in the rocking chair.

And Iruma Kei was cleaning her things on the side.

Her pretty face was rosy and shiny, obviously she had been well irrigated.

However, it was so full that it all leaked out.

"Look at you, you got all over my clothes, and I have an emergency meeting to attend later."

Iruma Kei gave Link a reproachful look.

This bastard ignored her pleas and insisted on getting it all over her clothes.

It would take at least an hour to clean and dry it now, and I would be late for the meeting.

"Oh... now you blame me."

"You were the one who asked me to leave it outside, and I did it. It was you who failed to catch it."

Link glanced at her and said, "Your own problem, shouldn't you reflect on yourself?"

Hearing this, Iruma Hui was so angry at Link's shamelessness that he laughed.

When they were in love, Link was obedient to her like a little puppy.

Now, it has become a big wolfdog... no, it has become a honey badger.

"Hmph! Just wait for me, I'll deal with you when I come back tonight!"

Iruma Kei glared at Link fiercely, then took the packed clothes and went out to find a cleaning shop.

Link said disdainfully: "How can a defeated general talk about courage?"

However, after Iruma Kei left, he was once again in a state of having nothing to do.

Suddenly, he felt an urge to go to the amusement park.

The impulse came suddenly.

Link frowned in confusion, why did this thought suddenly come to his mind?

"Could it be related to the upcoming plot? My super intuition sensed in advance that the amusement park monster Gadi is about to be born?"

With this in mind, Link decided to follow his instincts and find something fun to relieve his boredom.

Link quickly changed into casual clothes, then activated his speed force and set off briskly.

After a while, he arrived at his destination.

The amusement park is crowded with people and has many attractions.

Link bought the ticket and entered. He looked around and was immediately attracted by the gloomy haunted house.

"I hope you can give me some excitement!"

Link entered the haunted house and saw the dark environment, flashing colorful lights, and lingering eerie music, which made people nervous and scared.

But Link remained calm and composed, completely ignoring the gloomy scene before him.

As he turned the corner, he saw a female ghost in a white dress suddenly appear.

The female ghost in the white dress lowered her head, her long hair like a waterfall, covering most of her face, leaving only a pair of dark eyes exposed, looking eerie in the dim light.

Link raised his eyebrows slightly, his heart calm. He ignored the female ghost in the white dress and continued walking forward.

"Ah?"

Looking at Link walking past her, the female ghost disguised as a haunted house employee was confused at this moment, with a thousand horses galloping through her heart.

As the number one person who is scared of haunted houses, this was the first time she encountered such a situation, and her cerebellum was almost atrophied.

Is her makeup not scary enough?

Or was her performance lacking?

No! I can't give up like this!

The female ghost was unwilling to accept the result, so she decided to follow Link and wait for an opportunity to find his buttocks.

"I don't believe I can't scare you!"

However, Link in front seemed unaware and allowed the female ghost to follow him.

When they came to a narrow passage, the wall suddenly fell down, revealing a coffin and a vampire inside.

The vampire fell down at an angle, his eyes wide open, his fangs exposed, and blood seemed to be flowing.

But surprisingly, Link remained expressionless and even seemed to want to laugh.

He looked at the vampire calmly, as if he were looking at a mentally retarded person.

"what?"

The vampire was also confused. Seeing Link staring at him expressionlessly, he suddenly felt creepy.

Damn, who the hell is the ghost?

The vampire cursed inwardly and quickly shrank back into the coffin.

"Hey! Do you have any professional ethics? I bought the ticket, how can you shrink back? Come out and scare me!"

Link slapped the coffin with a look of dissatisfaction.

The vampire hiding in the coffin was cursing Shen Jingbing in his heart.

If you meet a pervert like this, he won't come out even if you kill him.

A vampire’s life is not a life!

"Fuck, that's boring!"

Seeing that the vampire refused to come out, Link had no choice but to leave.

This scene made the female ghost following behind dumbfounded.

She had never seen anyone so desperate.

"what!!!"

At this moment, a scream spread throughout the haunted house.

Link paused, knowing that this was the beginning of the plot.

So, he turned around and said to the female ghost behind him, "Stop following me like a pervert. Go back."

What? Am I a pervert?

The female ghost widened her eyes.

This was the first time she was called a pervert since she started working, and her mentality exploded instantly.

When the ghost girl came to her senses, Link had disappeared.

"Bageyalu! I wish you and your family happiness."

The female ghost's defense was broken immediately, and she could only leave with a frustrated mood and cursing.

the other side.

Xincheng, who was wearing a neat suit, was lying on the bench in a mess, his face pale and sweating, as if he had just experienced a serious illness.

“Hahaha, Nissan, you are so timid. You were frightened to the point of begging for mercy and almost fainted.”

Mayumi couldn't help but laugh out loud, her eyes twinkling with mischief, "As a member of the Victory Team, you can't behave like this."

Xin Cheng stubbornly said, "I wasn't really scared, I was just acting to match the haunted house. Do you really think a mere ghost can scare me?"

"Ah, yes, yes...you are the bravest!"

Mayumi said with a half-smile.

Hearing the teasing in his sister's tone, Xincheng felt both frustrated and angry.

"Hey, Mayumi, can you please stop making fun of me in front of Lord Link and save some face for me, your brother?"

It turned out that the scream just now came from Xincheng. Link rushed over when he heard the sound, so the three of them met in the haunted house.

"Xincheng, what you said is wrong."

Link taught him a lesson: "Of course I have to give you face, but sometimes you lose it yourself."

Mayumi smiled and agreed, "I agree!"

"Humph, your elbow is really bent outward!"

Looking at the two people slandering him in unison, Xincheng turned his head away in annoyance, like a little child throwing a tantrum.

Link almost died of laughter at this guy.

At this moment, Mayumi asked curiously: "Sir, why are you not afraid at all? And you are walking around in a haunted house with a female ghost, so gay."

Link laughed dumbly: "This is the difference in our concepts."

"Different ideas?"

Mayumi was puzzled when she heard this, and Shinjo also looked confused.

"That's right. Just like when you were little, your aunt told you that ghosts are scary. Even if the ghosts don't come to bite you, you'll still be scared to death."

"But if we can reverse this concept, then ghosts are just like shit. They look disgusting and smell bad, but they are actually harmless to you."

Link's words are full of philosophy.

Shinjo and Mayumi were stunned upon hearing this.