Dressed as a male insect, but suffering
Chapter 71: The Villain's View on "Illegal Households"
Wu Yang took a deep breath. He would definitely not pay this 80% tax.
Wu Yang has checked the corporate income tax of the Zerg Empire. If the company is under the name of a male Zerg, the tax is 5% of the income. If the company is under the name of a female Zerg, the tax is 30% of the income.
Wu Yang is not a fool. If he really paid taxes as these female insects said, he would still owe the empire hundreds of thousands.
Wu Yang only has a few small stalls under his control. In official language, they should be called mobile vendors. Apart from making a little more money, they are not considered an enterprise at all.
Moreover, Wu Yang has been setting up the stall for more than ten days, but he has not completed any procedures. If the authorities wanted to intervene, they could have done so when Wu Yang was setting up the stall.
After Wu Yang finished his business, he asked the tax bureau to collect taxes. It was obvious that they were targeting Wu Yang's money.
Wu Yang worked hard for so many days and finally earned the money, so of course he couldn't let them take it away like that.
Wu Yang thought for a moment and said to the female insects, "We are not an enterprise, we are just some small vendors."
The female insect interrupted Wu Yang and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you are a bunch of black insects from unknown origins, you have to pay as much as I ask you to pay!"
Another female insect followed suit and scolded Wu Yang, "You are so young, but you are so flashy. You are not a good person at first glance."
Wu Yang's outfit was not fancy. He was wearing the same clothes as other insect cubs. However, because he was more afraid of the cold than other female insects, he put on the winter coat that Xiang Yunuo had given him over his clothes.
Xiang Yunuo's winter clothes were prepared by the female soldiers. Everything that can be given to male insects is good, but the conditions on the warship are limited, so the winter clothes did not look very gorgeous.
Wu Yang had been angry for a long time, and now with the deliberate suppression from the female insect, he failed to control his emotions for the first time and retorted.
"Really?" Wu Yang raised the corner of his mouth, but the smile did not reach his eyes. "You have a household registration and a job, but you abuse your power for personal gain. It doesn't seem like a good thing."
"What are you talking about!" The female insect was angry and wanted to attack Wu Yang, but was stopped by the leading female insect.
The leading female insect was still very calm. She said to Wu Yang with a serious face: "Please cooperate with our work."
Wu Yang nodded, "Okay, but I still have to make it clear that we are just a few small vendors gathered together, and we are not considered a business."
The leading female insect didn't want to say more to Wu Yang, "Even so, you can't avoid the 80% security tax."
Wu Yang shook his head and said with a smile: "No."
"Not right?" The female insect raised her eyebrows and asked Wu Yang.
Wu Yang explained: "Although we are currently illegal immigrants, we will no longer be illegal immigrants soon."
"Oh?"
Wu Yang continued, "The fourteen insect cubs here, including me, are all female slaves that Mr. Xiang Yunuo has long chosen. The money we earn now is also earned for you. Does Mr. Male Insect have to pay so much tax on his personal income?"
Aze, Jin Yi, and Huo Zixiao, who were standing aside and dared not speak, all opened their mouths wide and looked at Wu Yang, asking: What nonsense are you saying? !
"Slandering your Excellency the male insect is a serious crime." The leading female insect threatened with narrowed eyes.
Wu Yang raised his eyebrows: "What does it have to do with me? I didn't slander Mr. Xiong Chong."
"If you have a hero, why are you a black household bug here?"
"That's because our male master is not yet an adult."
"Hmph! Ridiculous." The leading female insect sneered and did not believe what Wu Yang said.
"If you don't believe it, I can invite our hero to come and explain it to you." Wu Yang said.
"Okay." The leading female insect said, "I want to see how you are going to invite Mr. Male Insect."
Wu Yang nodded, "Okay, you wait here."
After Wu Yang finished speaking, he walked up to Huo Zixiao and whispered to him, "Stay here and don't let them touch our things."
Huo Zixiao nodded.
The situation is urgent now, and Wu Yang can only make up a reason to fool people. Thinking of the preferential treatment of the male Zerg, Wu Yang naturally thought of Xiang Yunuo, the only male Zerg he had ever come into contact with.
Wu Yang and Xiang Yunuo have not had much contact, so he doesn't know if he can persuade Xiang Yunuo to help him, but having a glimmer of hope now is better than just waiting.
Wu Yang quickly rushed to Xiang Yunuo's home. After explaining the situation to Xiang Yunuo, Wu Yang promised Xiang Yunuo: "As long as you are willing to help us, we are willing to give you 20% of the total income as a thank you."
Seeing Xiang Yunuo didn't say anything, Wu Yang frowned slightly and asked tentatively: "What do you think?"
Xiang Yunuo pursed his lips and said to Wu Yang: "Wu Yang, I am a male insect, I am not short of money."
Wu Yang took a breath and kept smiling: "Yes, of course you are not short of money, but we really need your help."
"I can help you, but you have to agree to one condition."
Things have come to this point. No matter what conditions Xiang Yunuo proposed, Wu Yang had to bite the bullet and ask.
"Your Excellency, please speak."
Xiang Yunuo's face turned red, and he said shyly, "After I help you, you have to agree to date me."
"Ah?" Wu Yang really didn't expect this.
That's it? ! That's it? !
Wu Yang calculated that 20% of his total profit was more than one million star coins, but Xiang Yunuo didn't want it. After that, all he asked was for him to make a date?
"You don't want to?" Xiang Yunuo asked anxiously.
Wu Yang tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth that wanted to curl up, and replied: "How could that be? I am very happy to do so."
"Well, let's go now."
Wu Yang brought Xiang Yunuo to the dangerous building. Xiang Yunuo frowned and asked Wu Yang distressedly: "Have you always lived in this kind of place before?"
Wu Yang was now thinking only of the 901 million yuan, and responded to Xiang Yunuo with a casual remark: "Yes."
"You...then you can move in with me in the future. I won't treat you unfairly."
Wu Yang coughed twice: "That's not necessary. We are just staying here temporarily and will move out later."
Xiang Yunuo was a little unhappy when he was rejected, but he still followed Wu Yang in.
The female insects from the tax bureau were surprised to see that Wu Yang had really brought a male insect.
They first confirmed Xiang Yunuo's identity, and then asked Xiang Yunuo some questions.
Everything went smoothly, but when the tax bureau asked whether these female insects were his female slaves, Xiang Yunuo blushed. He looked at Wu Yang lovingly, and after meeting Wu Yang's official smile, he retracted his gaze and nodded shyly.
Huo Zixiao quietly moved to Wu Yang's side, got close to him and asked him in a low voice: "How did you trick me here?"
Wu Yang replied: "Don't worry about it."
After the questions were asked, the insects in the tax bureau all looked unhappy, but due to the presence of the male insect, they did not dare to show it too obviously.
In the end, he could only collect 20 yuan from Wu Yang according to the personal income tax of a male insect, and then left.
After sending away the bugs from the tax bureau, Wu Yang smiled like a flower and sent Xiang Yunuo back like a lackey.
On the way back, he also bought several luxury items as gifts for Xiang Yunuo.
After all, Xiang Yunuo helped them secure 901 million, so Wu Yang was particularly generous to Xiang Yunuo.
Before leaving, Xiang Yunuo asked Wu Yang: "When can you date me?"
"When do you wish?"
After the Insect God’s Birthday, Wu Yang no longer has anything important to do, so he should have some free time.
"This weekend then?"
Wu Yang nodded, "Okay."
After making an appointment with Xiang Yunuo, Wu Yang returned to the dangerous building.
As soon as he came back, Huo Zixiao rushed over, held Wu Yang's shoulders and asked, "What's going on? What's going on? How did you convince Xiang Yunuo to come? Did you agree to any conditions from him? Ah?"
"Calm down, calm down." Wu Yang interrupted Huo Zixiao's questioning, "Don't be nervous, it's not a big deal."
Aze and Jin Yi also ran over. They frowned and were very worried about Wu Yang.
"Wu Yang, what's going on? Please tell me clearly."
"Xiang Yunuo's conditions are not excessive. He just wants me to have a date with him."
After Wu Yang finished speaking, the three insects looked at each other in disbelief.
They asked Wu Yang: "Is that it?"
Wu Yang nodded.
Xiang Yunuo is a young insect. Because he is a male insect, he has been treated very well since he was young. He still has the mentality of a child. Even when he was trafficked to a metallurgical factory and became an experimental subject, he still maintained his innocent and simple nature.
He was just a kid, shallow-minded and playful. He saw Wu Yang was pretty and wanted to have her, so he didn't have any bad intentions after all.
Otherwise, when he went to retrieve the information last time, he wouldn't have been fooled by Wu Yang's few words.
"I'm not worried about Xiang Yunuo, but..." Wu Yang said, and the expression on his face gradually became solemn.
"What happened at the tax bureau today also gave me a reminder."
"We can't live as illegal insects forever. We can get away with the tax bureau once by relying on male insects, but we may not be able to get away with it the second or third time."
"As long as we are still illegal residents, they will always find ways to cause trouble for us."
After Wu Yang finished speaking, the expressions of the three insects present gradually became solemn.
Wu Yang was right. As long as they were still illegal immigrants, they could not live openly on the territory of the empire. In the eyes of the empire, every penny they earned was a gift from the empire. If the empire wanted to confiscate their property, they would have no ability to resist.
"Then what should we do?" Jin Yi was the first bug to ask the question. This was related to his way of thinking. When encountering any problem, Jin Yi's first reaction was to find a way to solve it instead of worrying about himself.
Wu Yang glanced at Jin Yi. His platinum eyes had never been so bright before, making Jin Yi's scalp tingle.
"I will make the 'illegal households' completely disappear from the empire."
Wu Yang said word by word: "I will ask the empire to register all the black household insects!"
Wu Yang is not a man with great ambitions, and he has never thought of saving all living beings.
In just half a day today, Wu Yang's emotions fluctuated too much. The emotions like a huge wave overwhelmed Wu Yang's rationality, and the rising waves temporarily lifted Wu Yang to a moral height that did not belong to him.
He was first ecstatic because of his income of 901 million, and then felt angry because of the arrival of the tax bureau. When the bugs from the tax bureau said that an 80% security tax was required and he felt that this was justified, Wu Yang actually broke away from his current situation and empathized with other black household bugs.
Those black household bugs who were muddle-headed all day long were supposed to be the kind that Wu Yang despised the most. But when 80% of the tax was imposed on Wu Yang and those black household bugs at the same time, Wu Yang felt the same suffocation as the black household bugs.
That's why Wu Yang said such words.
He will ask the Empire to register all the black Zergs and give them the citizenship they deserve!
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