Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!

"uh-huh--"

“What a great relaxing time...”

Jiraiya was staggering in the desert, carrying a wine jug.

Strangely enough, his disciple who is very good at making trouble has been acting strangely lately.

I've been in the Sand Village for more than a month, but there hasn't been any explosion.

He inquires every day whether there has been a large-scale explosion in the Kingdom of Wind.

However, he asked for several days and did not hear any similar bad news.

Has his temperament changed so much?

It seems that it was the right decision to take Naruto out of the village for training!

Jiraiya drank his wine and felt for the first time that the world was so beautiful.

He even felt that Naruto's situation of being in the way was getting better.

He smiled foolishly at the thought of Naruto not causing trouble in the village in the future.

It seems that it has to be me...

No ordinary person could control this kid.

Jiraiya hummed a little tune and jumped along the way, as happy as a child.

However, when he arrived at the Sand Village...

Jiraiya was dumbfounded.

“This…this…”

"Where's the Sand Village!?"

"Where did such a big village go?!"

Jiraiya, who was slightly tipsy, sobered up instantly.

The original location of the Sand Village has now turned into a huge pit.

It looked as if the whole land had been dug up and carried away.

"rough!"

"What exactly is going on!?"

Jiraiya held his head, panicking like an ant on a hot pan, at a loss as to what to do.

"It's over, it's over!"

"Will Uzumaki Naruto destroy the entire Sand Village?!"

He no longer dared to hold out any hope for Naruto. This was the worst possible scenario he could imagine.

Once this traitor destroys the Sand Village, the entire Konoha will be besieged by the ninja world.

Finished!

The Ninja World War is about to break out!!

"Hey, uncle!"

"What are you standing there for!?"

At this moment, a childish voice came from not far away.

Jiraiya looked in the direction of the voice and saw a muscular man about 1.8 meters tall holding a glowing hammer in his hand.

The sudden contrast made Jiraiya's face freeze.

How can such a big guy make a childish voice?

Could it be... used to attract the same kind?

So cunning!

but......

It's a good thing to see survivors.

At least we can find out what happened in the Sand Village.

Jiraiya no longer cared about the big guy and walked towards him.

Jiraiya asked when he reached him.

"Tell...Tell me..."

"What happened in the Sand Village?"

"Where is the village?"

The big guy scratched his face, and there was a hint of innocence on his childish expression, which made Jiraiya feel like vomiting.

"Uncle, don't you know?"

"How could I know that?!"

"Can you please put away that disgusting expression of yours?!"

Jiraiya really couldn't stand this guy.

He is obviously a big guy but he is pretending to be a child.

nausea! !

The big guy looked at the Konoha ninja in front of him, his eyes rolled, and he fumbled for a piece of paper from his pocket.

"That's it..."

"Write this down and I'll tell you."

"what is this?"

Jiraiya took the paper and glanced at it. His expression was dull at first, then confused, and finally turned into bewilderment.

Application for Admission to the Mechanicus......

After looking up at the Sand Village forehead protector on the big guy's wrist and confirming that he was a Sand Village ninja, Jiraiya became even more confused.

no......

The Sand Village was destroyed by a cult? ? ?

I asked you what happened to your village?

Why do you still want to recruit me into the religion?

rough!

What is going on? !

"Uncle, throw yourself into the arms of our Mechanicus!"

"Ninjas have their limits after all!"

The big guy raised his arms high, and his fanatical voice added a bit of weirdness to the night desert.

Jiraiya felt frightened at the sight.

"and many more......"

"First, tell me what the situation is in the Sand Village."

Jiraiya's face was gloomy. He was afraid that if he continued to listen to this guy, he would not be able to help but use a Rasengan.

"Oh, you're talking about this..."

The young believers obviously did not have much missionary experience, and they were easily tricked into revealing things by the older generation of ninjas.

"Our Sand Village has become a village built on puppets."

"Now the Ten Thousand Insect Puppets are collecting resources everywhere."

"This is also thanks to our bishop..."

Having said that, the big guy paused.

"No, we should call the Kazekage now."

Jiraiya:? ?

There was so much information in the other party's words that Jiraiya's brain was unable to process it for a while.

A village built on puppets? ?

Collect resources? ?

So the Sand Village is now a village full of people running around! ?

What is Bishop Fengying's...

What a mess!

Jiraiya rubbed his temples and spoke after a while.

"Come on, take me to your village."

"Uncle...but..."

The big guy pointed at the application form in Jiraiya's hand, his face full of confusion.

It seems like it's saying that if you don't join the sect, I won't take you to the Sand Village.

This terrible Jiraiya was completely furious.

"asshole!"

"Shouldn't you take me to visit your church before I join?!"

"Also! Stop calling me uncle!! I think you're about the same age as me!"

The big guy nodded when he heard this, and felt that what the white-haired uncle said made a lot of sense.

The only thing that bothered him was the last sentence.

He puffed up his cheeks and muttered.

"But......"

"But I'm only 12 years old."

Jiraiya:? ? ?

rough!!

You are bigger than me!

You told me you were only 12 years old! ?

Jiraiya really didn't know what to say. He snorted coldly and let the 1.8-meter-tall child who looked to weigh more than 200 pounds lead the way.

Half an hour later...

Jiraiya saw the moving Sand Village and everyone stood there in a daze.

what! ! !

What on earth happened this month? !

He had only been drinking in the neighboring Kawanokuni for a month, but why did it feel like a hundred years had passed?

The current Sand Village made him feel strange, and there was a sense of weirdness everywhere.

This is not as good as the big guy before!

Jiraiya felt like he was going crazy.

Trying hard to suppress the urge to explode, he followed the child into the so-called New Sand Village.

The moment he stepped into the village, he immediately found an opportunity to escape from the big guy.

after all......

There's really no way he's going to join some bullshit cult.

Now he just wants to find out what Naruto did in the Sand Village...

Walking on the street, the surrounding steel statues and the strange ninja tools on the big guy made Jiraiya feel as if he was in another world.

boom--

Just then, a little girl bumped into him head-on and fell to the ground on the spot.

When Jiraiya saw the little girl in front of him, he suddenly felt emotional for some reason.

What a nice little girl...

It's amazing that he can still maintain a normal appearance in such an abnormal village.

It is really rare......

"Are you OK?"

"No...it's okay."

The little girl smiled sweetly, which made Jiraiya feel a little bit sorry.

Such a good child has to suffer the cruelty of the village...

What on earth are the top leaders of Sand Village doing?

"Uncle, thank you."

The little girl bowed in thanks, constantly speaking words of praise.

It made Jiraiya feel a little embarrassed.

He scratched his head and laughed.

"Hahahahaha!"

"My child, please walk carefully."

"Uncle, can you tell me your name?"

"I want to thank you properly."

Hearing the little girl say this, Jiraiya waved his hands to refuse.

Although he was usually thick-skinned, he felt embarrassed to accept thanks from a child.

"Uncle, can you write your name on this?"

The little girl smiled innocently and handed Jiraiya a pen and paper.

Jiraiya took it with a smile and was about to write his name on it, but when he saw the content above, his expression froze instantly.

Because he saw it again...

Application for Admission to the Mechanicus...