Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!

"Hahahahaha!!"

“Lao Deng you…hahahahahahaha!”

After learning from his clone that the reason Jiraiya left Myoboku Mountain was because he planned to confess his feelings to Tsunade, Naruto's real body ran over and mocked Old Den harshly.

Naruto looked at Jiraiya with yellow hair and laughed wildly, holding his stomach.

no way.....

He really didn't expect that someone would actually plan to dye his hair yellow before confessing his love.

joke.

Your own yellow hair is a natural skill. How can you get any bonus just by dyeing your hair yellow?

"Shut up, you traitor!"

Jiraiya clenched his fist and punched Naruto in the head.

But Naruto would never give Lao Deng a chance. He just raised his right hand to neutralize his attack.

"You're such a traitor!"

"You dare to fight back!"

Jiraiya felt regretful in his heart. If he had known earlier, he would not have told the boy when he was leaving.

Now Naruto has to follow me and keeps making fun of me!

He was just going to confess his feelings...not to die!

"besides......"

"You won't succeed if you confess like this."

"Look at what you're wearing."

Naruto tried to change the subject while trying to hold back his laughter.

"What's wrong with my clothes?"

Jiraiya scratched his head and looked at what he was wearing.

He has been doing this for all these years, and he is still popular among the girls when he goes to a brothel.

"Old Deng! You should at least dress decently!"

Naruto rolled his eyes, he was really fed up with this guy's aesthetic.

Then he threw out a set of red Wangzai Spirited Boy tights.

After all, you have dyed your hair yellow, so it would be unreasonable not to wear this suit, right?

"Naruto..."

"Are you sure this dress is considered respectable?"

Jiraiya looked at the man holding the spirit suit, his expression very unnatural.

He always felt that Naruto was fooling him.

This dress doesn't look ugly, it just looks very strange.

"Teacher Jiraiya, please believe me."

Naruto's expression was serious, and to enhance his credibility, he even took out an extra set of clothes and said he would change into them too.

"it is good."

Jiraiya nodded, thinking that maybe it was because he could not keep up with the aesthetic taste of young people. He picked up the spirited young man's suit and ran to the corner to change.

A few minutes later, the yellow-haired and energetic old man Jiraiya appeared in front of Naruto wearing loafers.

The red tights show off Jiraiya's figure, and the skinny pants are so tight that they pull his crotch from time to time.

But overall it's very spirited.

But Naruto always felt that the philosophical flavor was a bit pungent...

Jiraiya's face instantly darkened when he saw Naruto without changing his clothes.

"Rebel!"

"You said you would accompany me!"

"If you don't change your master today, I will never let you go!!"

Jiraiya felt more and more that Naruto was setting him up for a trick, and now that the brat hadn't changed his clothes, he became even more nervous.

If the confession fails...

It's all thanks to this kid!

In the end, under the coercion of Jiraiya, Naruto put on the spirit suit.

It’s a good thing that Hinata and Sasuke are not in Konoha, otherwise he would never change into this thing even if he was beaten to death.

Two yellow-haired boys, one big and one small, were walking on the streets of Konoha, attracting the attention of the villagers. If Naruto hadn't glared at them, the group of people would probably have continued to stare.

"this is for you."

In order to increase the chances of Lao Deng's confession being successful, he also considerately took out a bouquet of roses and handed it to Jiraiya.

"Naruto..."

"Let's just forget it."

“I think it’s good like this now.”

Jiraiya held the flowers, glanced at the Hokage Building, and suddenly felt like backing out.

Naruto was immediately irritated by the cowardly remarks made by the yellow-haired old man. He pointed at Jiraiya's nose and started cursing.

"Whatever!!"

"Look at how pathetic you are, Lao Deng!"

"Aren't you a hero?!"

"Show me your courage to go to a brothel!"

No wonder you haven’t been able to catch up with her after living for so long.

Just like this old man...

You deserve to be single for the rest of your life!

“No…I can’t do that.”

The fifty-year-old Deng now seemed like a young boy of seventeen or eighteen, unable to muster up the courage to confess his love to his beloved.

Jiraiya turned around and walked back, his eyes full of evasion.

But Naruto would never let it go like that. He grabbed his arm on the spot, and pulled him while shouting.

"rough!"

"Don't force me to scold you, Lao Deng!"

"They're all downstairs!"

"You're not going to do it with me now?"

"Come on! Follow me in!!"

Jiraiya was very nervous, his face was covered in sweat, and his mind kept recalling the scenes of being rejected by Tsunade for so many years.

But seeing that this kid had already dragged him to the door, Jiraiya began to use his status as a master to pressure Naruto.

"Traitor! Let go!"

"I...I'll come back tomorrow."

"Forget it today... I'm not ready yet."

"What are you not ready for?"

"You're already in your fifties!"

"Do you have to muster up the courage to confess before you die?!"

Naruto looked at Lao Deng and felt so disappointed with him.

The closest Jiraiya came to success in the original work was when he made a bet with Tsunade before joining Akatsuki.

From this we can also see that Lao Deng went there with the determination to die.

But this time Naruto hopes that Lao Deng can have a good ending.

The noise at the door soon attracted Tsunade's attention. She walked down the stairs with a sour face and looked at the master and disciple coldly.

"What are you doing!?"

"This is the Hokage Building!"

“It’s not a wet market!”

As Tsunade's voice sounded, the master and disciple immediately shut their mouths.

Jiraiya quickly hid the flowers behind him, his eyes wandering, not daring to look Tsunade in the face.

Naruto poked Lao Deng with his hand, signaling him to speak quickly.

Tsunade walked downstairs and saw the master and disciple with yellow hair and red tights. Her eyes darkened and her blood pressure rose.

What are these two masters and apprentices going to do again! ?

She saw Jiraiya in a tight-fitting suit, his face full of disgust and resistance.

And that head full of yellow hair, Tsunade almost couldn't help but hit Jiraiya twice.

But Tsunade's expression made Jiraiya even more determined to leave.

“Sorry….Sorry….”

"We're leaving now."

Jiraiya smiled awkwardly, grabbed Naruto and wanted to walk out the door, but the boy was like a calf, no matter how hard he tried, the boy didn't move at all as if he was grown in the ground.

"Cousin."

"My master wants to talk to you about something important!"

No matter how much Lao Deng wanted to run, Naruto had now put him on the fire. He wanted to see how Lao Deng ran.

Jiraiya was about to open his mouth to argue, but Naruto pushed him in front of Tsunade, and he slipped out of the door to observe secretly.

"Tsunade, I have something urgent to attend to..."

"Hahahahaha."

"I'm going back."

Jiraiya was in a panic, his hands and feet were very unnatural, and he accidentally let Tsunade see the bouquet of flowers behind him.

"stop!"

"what do you want to say?"

Tsunade's expression relaxed a lot when she saw the rose. She folded her arms and stared at Jiraiya, who had dyed yellow hair.

At this moment, besides Naruto, there were many other ninjas hanging out outside the gate.

Even Shikamaru, Neji, Tenten and others came to watch.

Even if you are stupid, you can see that Jiraiya, holding flowers, intends to confess his love to Tsunade-sama...

Jiraiya glanced at the increasing number of people gathering around him, and sweat was already dripping down his forehead. He turned his head to the side and spoke in panic.

"Tsunade......."

"It's really...it's okay."

"I go first!"

Jiraiya closed his eyes, turned around and walked towards the door.

When Tsunade heard this, her face immediately darkened. She grabbed the guy by the back of his collar and said lightly.

"and many more."

"Leave the flowers."

"Oh...oh...ok."

When Jiraiya heard that everything was fine, he felt relieved instantly. He stuffed the rose into Tsunade's arms and fled.

There was a sudden booing from the crowd outside the door, and they were all dissatisfied with the ending.

"What are you all doing standing at the door?!"

"You want to get beaten?"

Tsunade's face turned serious and everyone fled the scene in panic. After all, if the Fifth Hokage said he would beat someone up, he would really do it.

But she stood there, looking at the flowers in her hands in a daze. After a long while, she raised her head and murmured in the direction where Jiraiya had just left.

"coward."