Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!

"You fart!"

Hashirama's furious voice was heard from the other end of the phone. It was obvious that the God of Ninja had almost lost his mind because of losing 32 games in a row.

Hashirama's defense was truly broken.

It's bad enough that Konohamaru could easily deal with him, but he was also tortured by that Kyushu for an entire night a few days ago.

Now this kid whose father can rival a country actually comes to fight him.

It was still the kind of scolding and beating at the same time.

Every time the secret map comes out, this kid is still talking nonsense, saying something...

"Any power you have is in vain in front of my fathers."

It's totally outrageous.

A father is a father, you are fucking fathers.

Hashirama was very angry. After enduring for a long time, he decided to give this blind guy a good beating.

But the result?

Do you dare to pretend to be Konohamaru?

He, Hashirama Senju, is at best a careless person...

But, I’m really not stupid!

Mitsuki, who was operating the machine, was stunned for a few seconds when he heard the other party's words.

broken!

My clever plan was discovered by my enemy, Lao Deng?

Mitsuki's eyes rolled around, and immediately an idea came to his mind. He lowered his voice and spoke loudly to the person on the other end of the phone.

"Fuck you, you're such a fool!"

"If you can't even play the game well, you still want to imitate others in offline games, what a loser!"

"In three days, I will be waiting for you at the border of the Land of Earth!"

After cursing, Mitsuki quickly logged out and opened his own chat app account.

He clicked on one of his hundreds of friends and said, "I am too weak to handle this."

She coughed twice, prepared herself for the situation, and spoke in a loli voice to the other end.

"woo woo woo woo......."

"Brother, someone said they wanted to bully me..."

Mitsuki's three-minute-long crying made the other people at the scene begin to doubt their lives.

Naruto frowned, and suddenly felt that Sasuke had not beaten the kid lightly...

What a great loli voice!

What a great move to kill Hashirama Senju!

This guy still hasn't forgotten to commit online fraud, right? ?

Naruto was already thinking about how to complain to Sasuke when he saw him.

Tsunade next to him stroked her chin, wondering if Konohamaru's recent fortune had anything to do with this.

The Minato couple were very confused.

From the moment they entered the door until now, they still haven't figured out what this kid who looks so much like Orochimaru is doing.

but......

The voice on the other end just now was the First Hokage, Senju Hashirama, right? !

While the group was still standing there, Konohamaru had already received the other party's voice message.

Mitsuki was so focused on his phone that he didn't even notice the death star flashing rapidly above his head.

"Humph! You don't know how to live or die! Who is so tired of living that he dares to treat my Xiaoyue like this!?"

"Don't cry, Xiaoyue. I will definitely help you deal with this guy."

When Mitsuki heard this, he opened his mouth wide, revealing an excited and somewhat sarcastic smile.

"Yeah, that guy even made an appointment with me at the border of the Land of Earth in three days..."

"He even said he was going to beat someone to death..."

"I'm so scared."

The Si month turns into a clamp, and the sound it makes makes anyone who hears it sad and cry.

But the fists of the people nearby had already hardened.

Depend on!

What kind of good kid could make such a disgusting sound? !

besides! ?

Who on earth would be fooled by such a crude trick?

Everyone was puzzled, but still underestimated the damage that online dating scams would do to Lao Deng.

The old voice sounded again, accompanied by the sound of knocking on the table.

"Humph! I want to see what this guy wants to do!?"

"Xiaoyue, wait, I will definitely help you deal with him."

"As long as he dares to come to the border of the Land Kingdom..."

"I will make sure he never comes back!"

The communication between the two ended quickly, during which Mitsuki even said some cheesy love words.

What' Do you know what my weakness is? It's your weakness' I'm on IV, do you know what it is? I miss you at night'

Kushina and Tsunade beside them felt nauseous and retched after hearing this, but Minato's eyes lit up slightly, as if he was thinking about something.

Mitsuki's topic finally ended with the other party transferring five million yuan. After that, the guy accepted the transfer and even cursed me as a poor bastard.

But, don’t tell me…

The way he collected money was just like his father Sasuke.

"Siyue!"

"What are you doing again!?"

Naruto made a sullen face and snatched the phone from his hand. Mitsuki subconsciously tried to snatch it back.

But Naruto held his face with his hands.

When Mitsuki saw the yellow color, he was so scared that he took several steps back.

He looked horrified, as the memory of the beating came flooding back to him.

Mitsuki's upper and lower lips trembled and he began to stutter when he spoke.

"Huang...Uncle Naruto..."

"You...why are you here?"

“Hahahaha, why didn’t you tell me you were coming… I… I’ll go call my dad.”

Being beaten for a long time has given Mitsuki a strong sense of crisis.

Realizing that he would most likely be beaten, he quickly ran towards the side door.

When Naruto heard this, he rolled his eyes at him and grabbed the boy by the back of his collar.

I'm also notifying you...

You almost stuck your head into the screen, how could you notice that we have been standing there for several minutes?

"Mitsuki, didn't I warn you last time not to do this kind of thing again?!"

Naruto was about to start scolding, but the kind-hearted Tsunade couldn't bear to see children suffer, and even more so to see wallets empty of money, so she stepped forward and stopped Naruto.

"Oh, Naruto is just a child..."

"What's wrong with a kid being a little naughty?"

"Forget it... Let's go find Orochimaru first."

Naruto was silent after hearing this. He was afraid that if he said a few more words, Tsunade would say something in the next second...

You don't even see how naughty you were when you were a kid...

Then Kushina will definitely ask about her situation.

It wouldn't be good to be tied up by my mother again.

Naruto, realizing the danger, smiled, let go of the struggling Mitsuki, and even straightened the child's collar.

rough!

Mitsuki, just wait!

Wait until I meet your father Sasuke, and I'll see if he doesn't beat you to death!

"Sister is so nice!"

When Mitsuki saw Tsunade coming to her rescue, she raised her head and said some sweet words, which made the girl in her fifties laugh.

"Hahahahaha..."

"You are such a good talker, kid."

Tsunade covered her mouth and chuckled, her eyebrows and eyes were slightly curved with laughter.

"Little brother, have you seen a white-haired old man?"

"White-haired old man?"

Mitsuki was stunned for two seconds, and the image of his mentor who taught him how to say sweet words flashed through his mind.

He stretched out his hand and pointed toward the side door.

"Sister, are you talking about the white-haired immortal?"

"Go out here, turn right, and you'll find them in the warehouse at the end."

When Mitsuki talked about this, there was some confusion in his eyes and he said a few more words to himself.

"I just don't know what he and my dad are doing in there..."

"Uncle Dou won't let me in either."

Tsunade narrowed her eyes, pumped her fist with a crisp sound, and walked towards the side door with a gloomy face.

Kushina followed closely behind, and the two disciples of the white-haired Lao Deng, who were also father and son, looked at each other and followed.

But Minato thought of the voice in the kid's phone just now and the more he thought about it, the more familiar it felt...

"strangeness......"

"Why does that voice sound like Ohnoki's?"

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