Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!

"Today, the weather in the Water Kingdom has turned from sunny to cloudy, and the temperature is 23 degrees..."

"Gaara, the Saint of the City of Sand, strongly condemns the inaction of the Daimyo of the Kingdom of Wind in recent years..."

"Jiaoshi Group launched the 'Jiaoduoduo' APP online today. As long as you invite your friends to bargain, you can take the goods home at a 10% discount..."

A roadside loudspeaker was broadcasting today's news. Uchiha Madara stood below and listened for nearly half an hour, but he still couldn't figure out what year it was.

He could not understand a single thing in the broadcast except the weather forecast.

He knew what each word meant when it was separated...

Why can't I understand it when it's connected?!

Ninja World...

In the end what happened! ?

Uchiha Madara had the illusion that a thousand years had passed.

Look at the mental state of the people walking on the road.

Everyone's face was filled with happy smiles. Even if someone had an argument on the street, they would both bow their heads and admit their mistakes after a short while...

It seems that everyone here cherishes their current life very much.

Uchiha Madara scratched his scalp.

This is not right...

Didn't people always hate each other, doubt each other, and hate the world?

Uchiha Madara sat on the steps beside the road, holding his knees.

While thinking, he was waiting for Black Zetsu's arrival.

he thinks......

That guy must know something.

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Look, this is signed by my leader himself!"

"I must take it back and worship it!"

"What? Where did you buy it?"

"Of course it's the store of the Jiao Group!"

At this time, a group of Pain fans wearing Akatsuki uniforms and Rinnegan gathered on the street, chattering and showing off their collections.

"Reincarnation Eye!?"

Uchiha Madara jumped up from the ground.

The Rinnegan in the eyes of the dozens of people in front of him almost made Uchiha Madara's brain crash.

no......

Is the Samsara Eye everywhere now?

However, just as he was about to take action, he suddenly discovered that these people had no chakra at all...

Obviously, the Rinnegan of this group of people are just for show.

Uchiha Madara's cerebellum is almost atrophied.

This group of people...

Are you sick? ?

He stopped thinking about taking action and sat down again.

because.......

Jingle bell——

Suddenly, the crisp sound of several coins falling to the ground was heard in front of Uchiha Madara.

I saw an old man slowly walking past Uchiha Madara, muttering...

“It’s really hard for young people nowadays.”

“They all ran out to beg…”

"Ugh!"

Uchiha Madara slowly raised his head and was stunned for three minutes before he came to his senses.

He looked at the back of the old man who was leaving, and then at the coins on the ground...

rough!!

That guy thought I was a beggar? ?

Immediately, anger burned in Uchiha Madara's chest, and he raised his hands, ready to form seals.

So that this guy knows that he is the strongest in the ninja world!!

Not a beggar!!!

"Fire Style..."

"Madara-sama!"

"Cough cough cough......"

The sudden appearance of Black Zetsu interrupted Uchiha Madara's release of ninjutsu with a word.

But rather than saying he was interrupted, it would be more accurate to say that Uchiha Madara wanted to find out what was happening in the ninja world more than killing the old man.

After Black Zetsu appeared, he went straight into Madara's sleeve.

The moment he saw Uchiha Madara, his emotions were very complicated...

rough!!

Who on earth came up with this variable?

Black Zetsu really wanted to cry.

I finally managed to deal with Obito, but now there's Uchiha Madara...

There is no need to think too much, this guy shouted that he definitely wanted to complete the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Please...

Don't do it!

When Black Zetsu thought about his mother being rescued by Uchiha Madara and then facing those red-haired monsters...

It felt terrified.

"Black Zetsu."

"tell me."

"Is that guy Obito planning to take that step now?"

"How many tailed beasts are left?"

Black Zetsu: ......

How can I reply to this?

Am I going to tell you that there has been no progress in all these years and not a single tailed beast has been caught.

Even that guy Nagato fired Obito.

For a moment, Black Zetsu fell into deathly silence in the face of Uchiha Madara's questioning.

On the other side, the two saviors who had completed more than half of the Moon Eye Project were circling with two reincarnations.

The reincarnationist Wang Tian had a frown on his face all the way.

to be honest......

He felt something was wrong.

Wang Tian glanced at Naruto and Sasuke behind him, then pulled Chen Feng up and said something to the two natives.

"Um, Naruto..."

"Can you wait for us for a moment?"

"Let's go look for our teammates nearby."

Naruto raised an eyebrow at the sight, clenched his fists and spoke enthusiastically to his two 'companions'.

"Uncle! Leave the matter of finding people to me!"

"Helping fellow villagers..."

"I, Uzumaki Naruto, am very good at it!"

Sasuke:......

After hearing Naruto's passionate speech, Sasuke's expression was speechless and silent.

He can't act anymore...

Why is Huang Mao's acting so disgusting? !

“Hahahahahaha… No need, no need.”

"We have a special communication code between our teams."

Wang Tian's forehead was covered with sweat. He forced a smile and rejected the kindness of this hot-blooded fool.

Uzumaki Naruto's enthusiasm suddenly made him feel a little difficult to deal with.

If this guy is stubborn and wants to go...

That would be troublesome!

"Oh, okay."

"Uncle, you guys go ahead."

"We'll be here waiting for you to come back."

Naruto looked depressed, but the next second he still showed a sunny and kind smile.

The two reincarnations who had guilty consciences instantly breathed a sigh of relief.

After saying goodbye to Naruto, the Reincarnationist Wang Tian pulled his teammate Chen Feng and ran into the woods.

After running about 2 kilometers, Chen Feng asked his teammates in confusion.

"Wang Tian?"

"what happened to you?"

"There's no need for us to leave together to look for that guy Qi, right?"

For them, the reincarnations, the priority of the mission is higher than that of their teammates.

Therefore, Chen Feng was somewhat dissatisfied with Wang Tian's behavior of taking him away.

"Brother Feng...I feel something is wrong."

Wang Tian looked around and said in a low voice.

"I remember your previous information was that Konoha had just defeated Pain, right?"

Chen Feng nodded, but still couldn't figure out what this kid wanted to say.

"Yes, and what next?"

"Any questions?"

Wang Tian rubbed his hair and thought for a long time before speaking.

"Brother Feng...Excuse me, have you finished watching Naruto?"

Chen Feng listened to his teammates' words, was stunned for two seconds, and answered subconsciously.

"So many episodes of Naruto is such a waste of time."

“I only watch the marketing clips.”

After he said that, he grinned evilly.

"It's a low-level world, how can there be so many things?"

"All I have to remember is women and resources."

Wang Tian: ???

Hearing his teammates' words, Wang Tian's eyes were full of shock.

The uneasiness in my heart became more and more intense.

"No! At this time..."

"Naruto and Sasuke can't be together, right?"

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ps: Here are two chapters first.