Siheyuan: Incredible understanding and superb cooking skills

She asked cautiously, "Are you sure you want to break up with me?"

Natalie nodded. "I always keep my word." She paused for a moment and continued, "If you find it hard to accept, I will directly send a message in the company group, and then everyone will know that I have left you."

For someone of Lin Shan's status, being dumped was an unimaginable humiliation, and she would not allow such a thing to happen to her.

Lin Shan looked at Natalie deeply and said, "I hope your decision is wise."

Even though Natalie broke up with her, she still had confidence that Natalie would regret it in the future and she would come back on her own. When that day came, she would prove to Natalie that she was the best choice for her.

Natalie caught the promise in her words, "May you find a partner who is more suitable for you."

Lin Shan originally wanted to invite Natalie to meet several important business partners together, but now facing a breakup, she had to change her plans.

After Lin Shan left, Natalie's intelligent robot gently reminded: "According to data analysis, the president's favorability towards you has dropped from 9 to 80."

"What is favorability?"

The intelligent robot rolled its dial eyes.

Natalie smiled and patted its shoulder, "Thank you, I'll do a great job today."

The intelligent robot made a "beep" sound, indicating that the working mode was being activated and it was ready to start a new day's schedule.

The difficulty is very high. I feel that the original text has a bit of light-hearted humor and irony. I suggest you imitate it as follows:

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In the KTV, Qin Su suddenly received a self-deprecating translation task about her relationship with Xu Xiao: "You broke up with me, but my heart just can't forget the past." After finishing the translation, Qin Su smiled. Her love for English made her put aside all distractions temporarily.

To Qin Su, Xu Xiao was just a passing cloud. What really gave her a headache was the computer major's retake competition this Friday.

This time she picked up the brick-thick textbook seriously without any emotion, flipping through the pages one by one, without any distractions. Fortunately, the computer only knew and 1, and there were strategies to follow if she couldn't write a program. The seven days passed without stopping, and she finally reviewed several retake courses. Although she was unsure, at least she didn't fail completely.

After the holiday, Qin Su returned to the dormitory. Her only roommate, whether she was a time traveler from the past or her only confidant now, felt that she would be reborn after the make-up exam.

She suddenly received the review materials hastily handed over by her roommate Wu Yueming, and nodded gratefully, "Yueming, your great help allowed me to lie down early. After the exam, I will definitely ask you to cook for me personally."

Wu Yueming couldn't help but tease, "You have to cook for me personally after a make-up exam. Isn't this treatment too high? Besides... do you really not want to worry about Xu Xiao?"

Qin Su was stunned for a moment, then smiled warmly, "To him? We are no longer on the same channel."

The roommate turned around to pack up his things, feeling sad. However, Qin Su was stopped by two people on the way to the test site.

Two energetic French majors inexplicably appeared in front of her, staring at each other, "Someone in our class is very optimistic about you."

Qin Su's face was gloomy, and her eyebrows were filled with rebelliousness and unwillingness to admit defeat. "Why do I need others to look up to me?"

The other party proudly took out his phone and opened a photo of Xu Xiao accompanying his new girlfriend, who was the most beautiful girl in the group, to learn French. Qin Su was stunned for a moment, and suddenly blurted out in Italian, "C'est incroyable!" (It's unbelievable)

She didn't care at all, and instead expressed her changed mood in French, "Et je les félicite." (I want to congratulate them.)

The other party was stunned. He thought she would be terrified and out of control, but he didn't expect her to be so calm.

"Tell me, you really don't care?"

Qin Su's clear eyes looked through thousands of years, "I am grateful for giving me this pleasant leisure time. Now I just want to concentrate on the exam."

Although there were some ups and downs in my heart, she easily resolved them, "I'm really grateful for you to know me."

They didn't notice and were happy to watch the confident Qin Su walk into the examination room.

Here is my parody of the specified paragraph:

She sent the other person a note with some compliments on it with an expressionless face, and then left gracefully.

Only the girl opposite was left, looking at her back, full of doubt and confusion.

This is not the norm!

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During the journey after that, Qin Su met at least three unrelated people, passers-by who pretended to care about her but were actually waiting to see her laugh. She seemed to have foreseen this and casually gave them cheap compliment cards, which always made people feel at a loss and even a little shameless.

Facing the gazes from all directions, Qin Suzhuang

In that prosperous and magical era of witchcraft, Meili was the highly respected chief witch in the family. People had always placed high hopes on her and expected her to continue to climb to the top on the path of magic. However, in a sudden time travel, this girl who once stood at the top unexpectedly fell to become an ordinary student in the eyes of everyone, which made Meili feel incredible.

Although the people around did not seem to be convinced by Mary's statement, they looked at her with a half-believing and half-doubting look. One of the colleagues asked anxiously: "Are you trying to tell me that it was your choice that ended the covenant relationship with Sam?"

Mellie looked them straight in the eye and answered calmly, "Indeed." Then she gathered her things delicately and walked towards the door, leaving a wave of shocked and confused discussions echoing in the room.

"Do you think she's serious? I'm afraid this can't happen, or is she joking?"

"Perhaps time will give the best answer. We need to see her final grades this semester. If her grades are excellent as usual, then it proves that everything is not a lie. If her grades are mediocre, then her lies are not worth mentioning."

In this discussion atmosphere, Zhao Yushi, who had been silent and indifferent, nodded quietly, as if he had an inseparable trust and expectation in Meili's statement.

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After Meili returned to her temporary home, she secretly vowed in her heart that this time she would not only regain her former glory, but also regain her lost self. "I decided, I will start from here!" She vowed to find a house that not only meets the teaching needs of the Witch Academy, but also has enough space for her daily practice and meditation. In order to ensure that she can go to get out of class on time every week and avoid wasting a lot of precious time or energy due to commuting problems, the location of the room must be within the academy or near a convenient transportation location. At the same time, the monthly rental fee is also one of the considerations. She doesn't want to spend all her budget on renting a house, so the budget is controlled at a relatively low level.

After comprehensively evaluating multiple options and working hard for many days, Meili finally found an abandoned apartment hidden in the downtown area - "Shadow Manor", which is a house with more than 140 square meters of usable space. Although it is moderate in size and located in a prosperous area, the monthly rent is only 900 yuan.

Many renters are intimidated by this low-priced, well-located, and suitable space option. After all, no one wants to live in a "ghost area" that is rumored to be everywhere. There are a series of haunted stories and mysterious experiences in the history of "Shadow Manor". Residents living there are often frightened by these strange phenomena, and no one can live in this house for a long time, even for a month or two.

It is not uncommon to experience strange water flow when washing your face, waking up late at night to see strange figures wandering around, furniture and electrical appliances often starting up on their own, and even more exaggerated phenomena such as strange noises and unknown light sources at night.

Therefore, "Shadow Manor" has become a legendary place with horror stories in the city. Although it has not reached the level of "scared to death" in horror movies, it is still well-known. Nevertheless, in the eyes of some people who prefer adventure, explore ** or seek special spiritual experiences, such "strange" places are still attractive.

Meili was very satisfied with the evaluation of "Shadow Manor": Isn't this the Feng Shui treasure land she has been waiting for in her pursuit of mind and spiritual power? She knows that in this world with a lack of magic resources, any ghosts that are powerful enough to affect space and people's hearts will be restricted by spiritual energy. Even if facing the most powerful evil spirits, she is not afraid of fighting with her strength; she can even lead those ghosts to herself and transform them into a powerful source of energy.

The owner of the household is named Li Wen. He has a well-proportioned body but is slightly thin. There is a melancholy atmosphere around him.

As soon as the two met, Li Wen said directly: "I can rent this house, but it is calculated on an annual basis, and you need to pay all the rent for the year in one lump sum." He planned to directly collect the rent for the whole year, which was 120,000 yuan. In this way, even if the tenant left in a hurry after only living there for a month, the house could still be quickly sublet for profit to avoid long-term idleness.

In fact, it's not that he didn't think of a way, but he hadn't met a suitable Taoist priest or magic spell to drive away the evil spirit in the room. Otherwise, that terrifying existence would have been driven out long ago.

Qin Su quickly realized Li Wen's intention and responded with a chuckle, "I plan to live in this house for a long time. One year is a bit too short, how about paying three years' rent instead?"

The total cost of 13,600 yuan was not excessive for Qin Su.

After hearing this condition, Li Wen immediately nodded in approval: "Okay." Qin Su's proposal was exactly the answer he needed.

Qin Su suggested slowly: "In that case, don't rush to pay before visiting the house. Let me take a closer look at the condition of the house." Such overly hasty actions may cause the homeowner to have a negative attitude or additional demands.