Pirates, I'm invincible after becoming Luffy

"I really miss Shampoo. I'm finally back." A blond man with curly eyebrows looked at Shampoo with many emotions, but then he broke down the next second. "Ah, it's a woman, a real woman!! There's no doubt about it, the one in front of me right now is a real lady!!"

"The real lady I've been thinking about day and night lives on this island. Shampoo, here I come!" Everyone around him thought Sanji was a lunatic and stayed away from him.

"Sanji Q, let's say goodbye here! Although I don't want to leave you, I believe we will meet again!" Sanji shuddered when he heard this voice.

"I don't want to see you! Thank you for sending me here! Say hello to Ivan and Xiao Feng for me! Farewell! The man Sanji has officially returned from hell."

"You know what? Men can't help but say bad things to the girls they like."

"Yes, yes, who says it's not true?"

Sanji, who had already run far away, shuddered.

Inside the pub

"Bang!" A gunshot was heard, and a young man fell to the ground, holding his stomach in pain.

"Hmm? Did I hear you wrong? A bounty of 5500 million berries? Read the flyer carefully again. The minimum bounty is million berries. We will not entertain any requests below this amount." The pig-headed straw hat was very arrogant: "It's a pity that you can come here with such a low bounty."

"hateful!"

"Get lost, you piece of trash! I'm the son of the revolutionary army's dragon, get lost!" The pig-headed Luffy with a straw hat raised his pistol, looking as majestic as he could be. After killing the pirate just now, the pig-headed Luffy looked at the orange-haired girl in front of his boss.

"And the woman who has been sitting there since just now, don't sit alone, come over here. That's top-notch stuff! Hehehe!" The pig-headed straw hat showed a lewd smile. Seeing that the girl ignored him, the pig-headed straw hat was a little unhappy: "Hey, woman, didn't you hear me?"

"Who's calling you?" the tavern owner reminded.

"No, I'm waiting for another man!"

It caused a commotion. The tavern owner even said, "Hey, you better listen to him. He's Straw Hat Luffy, the crazy pirate who got involved in the war at the top two years ago and defeated Golden Lion. You know him, right?"

The fake Straw Hat Pirates were even more mocking. The girl was waiting for someone who was too scared to move when he heard Luffy's name. The girl turned her head and saw Nami: "I'll say it again, you are not worthy of me drinking with you. Do you understand? You just said something about straw hats."

The pig-headed Straw Hat slammed the table angrily and pointed a gun at Nami: "Say I'm Straw Hat Luffy again! You're really brave."

"Tsk!" A disdainful voice came from outside the door, and a young man in white clothes was seen, followed by a girl in a white hip skirt and a girl in a pink dress.

The fake straw hat didn't pay attention and shot directly at Nami. However, when the bullet was still one person away from Nami, it was caught by two fingers of someone. It was the young man in white who came in earlier.

"Back to you!"

Luffy threw the bullet back directly. It flew faster and had greater power. The pig-headed straw hat fell down in a hurry. After dodging it, he was still arrogant: "Asshole, do you know who I am? I am the son of the revolutionary army's Dragon, the grandson of the hero Garp, and a pirate with a bounty of 20 billion."

"You're so noisy!" The young man in white, his eyes flashed red, and all the fake Straw Hat members foamed at the mouth and fainted. Luffy looked at Nami, raised a finger and condensed a silver-blue rose: "Beautiful lady, would you be so kind as to accompany me for a glass of wine?"

Nami was stunned, looked at Luffy's face, and the next second she buried Luffy in her breasts: "Luffy, it's really you! You've changed so much!"

"Nami, you're becoming more and more choppy. I can hardly breathe," Luffy said hastily, a little breathless.

Nami saw the two girls behind Luffy and asked in confusion: "Who are they?"

"Ah, they are our new companions, Bonnie and Uta." Luffy introduced them with a smile.

Nami felt that Luffy had changed a lot, not only in appearance, but also in personality. "Hello, I'm Navigator Nami."

"Hello!" Bonnie and Uta looked at each other, and put their arms around Luffy's arms on the left and right to show their sovereignty. Otherwise, if Nami was taken down by Luffy, their status would probably decline.

"What are you doing?" Nami looked at Luffy in confusion.

"Ahem." Luffy really didn't know how to start. Seeing this, Bonnie and Uta kissed Luffy on the cheek.

"How is it possible that that idiot Luffy is in love. But why does my heart suddenly feel so sad? Could it be that I am too disappointed towards Luffy..." Nami felt a deep sense of loss in her heart.

Luffy seemed to sense Nami's loss, and he put his straw hat on Nami's head and said, "You will always be my navigator, and this is not just a saying."

Nami was stunned, her face blushing a little, and she hummed lightly. Nami looked at Luffy, who was taller than her, and an infinite sense of security surged in her heart.

"Hey, let's go quickly. It will be bad if they wake up." The tavern owner looked at Luffy and the others and hurriedly persuaded them.

Luffy glanced at the pig-head straw hat and couldn't help but say: "So ugly. Are we that ugly?"

This made the three girls burst into laughter. Luffy looked at the boss, threw the money for Nami's drink to him, and took the fake straw hat out.

At this time, a man with a long nose came towards the door of the tavern. Before I saw him, I heard his voice: "By the way, aren't you going to give me a hug?"

However, Nami just looked at him, and Luffy just went up to hug him, but he didn't go crazy with him. He told Nami: "Nami, take Bonnie and Uta back to the ship first, I have something to do."

"No! Just sail away honestly."

"No! We are the Straw Hat Pirates, and we should have a lively time when we go sailing."

Bonnie and Uta looked at each other and saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.

Luffy didn't wait for Nami to say anything, he quickly kissed her on the face and disappeared. Nami stamped her feet in frustration. Luffy, your shameless ability has increased a lot in the past two years. Ten million Baileys at a time has been decided. You just wait, Luffy.

Luffy didn't care about these, he wanted to meet Zhan Taomaru. Luffy didn't care about exposing his identity, who was afraid of the navy? If Im came in person, I would give him some ground. The navy, no.

So Luffy decided to teach those ugly guys a lesson, to let them know that not everyone can pretend to be someone they are not.