Conan: Begins to collaborate with Miss Bayonetta and become famous

In the alley.

"Don't move! Liquor!"

"Stop it! There are people from the organization outside!" Bourbon threatened Baijiu while pointing a pistol at him.

"I really didn't expect that you would be an undercover agent, and you are hiding very deeply." Vodka also aimed at Baijiu's head.

“Hahaha!” Baijiu just smiled faintly and put his hands in his pockets: “Polar reversal!”

Suddenly, he pulled out two pistols and pointed them at Vodka and Bourbon's heads: "I didn't expect that we would be in a stalemate now."

"Really? But we've already arranged a sniper, aiming at you!"

As soon as Vodka finished speaking, a red dot appeared on Baijiu's face.

“This is a good move!”

"But I have already arranged a drone to keep an eye on this sniper."

"Baijiu, you are a little naive." Bourbon smiled.

"Are you talking about the drone that was controlled by our hackers?"

"Oh? Do you really think I can't guess it?" Baijiu moved his neck.

"But I've already kidnapped that hacker's wife!"

"Hahaha!" Vodka laughed innocently. "Is the hacker's wife you mentioned the one who just filed for divorce?"

"Bullshit! Their relationship is obviously very stable!" Baijiu retorted.

"I can guarantee that this is not the case!" Vodka raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "I have slept with his wife for half a year!"

Bourbon and vodka fist bump.

"Okay, traitor Baijiu, did you hear me? You're done for! Give up!"

Baijiu, contrary to his usual behavior, sighed and said, "It seems that he really has me beat, but you forgot one thing."

"I always bring a helper."

Vodka turned his body sideways and aimed the gun at Bourbon. The situation became delicate again.

"Is your helper this big fool?"

Bourbon turned his head and said, "From the moment I joined the organization, I knew you were a traitor! You've always been playing dumb around Gin!"

He pointed the muzzle at Vodka: "Sniper No. 2! Start!"

Another red dot appeared on Vodka's forehead.

Vodka asked, "Did you know this all along?"

Bourbon said, “Yeah, yeah.”

Vodka smiled and said, "Of course, I also know that you have always known it!"

"Vodka, what nonsense are you talking about again!!" Bourbon raised his voice and his eyes became wider than before.

Bourbon showed a ferocious smile: "You are indeed a fool! I know you have always known that I know."

"It seems that we are in a complete stalemate!" Vodka showed an excited expression.

"Wow!! All this double agent stuff is making me thirsty!" Bourbon stroked his shoulder.

Bourbon looked at the liquor and said, "It makes me want to drink a glass of Moutai!!"

Suddenly, Baijiu felt a shock in his heart, and his mind became chaotic in an instant, with all kinds of things pouring into his mind like a big pot of stew.

In an instant, he took a deep breath and said seriously.

"Chinese Agent: Maotai is reporting in!"

"Are you a hidden agent of China?" Vodka asked with certainty.

"Yes, I have another confidential mission."

"Sneak peek into your identity, Bourbon!"

"Are you investigating me? Hahaha! Who do you think you are? You undercover public security agent!!" Bourbon put his hand under his chin.

"hiss!"

"Take a good look at who I am." Bourbon tore off the hood, revealing Baijiu's face.

"I don't know, but why don't you ask." Baijiu also put his hand under his chin, "Hiss!"

"What about you?" Baijiu tore off the hood, revealing Bourbon's face.

"No! This is impossible!" Baijiu's nostrils flared slightly, looking at the Bourbon in front of him with an expression of disbelief.

"Hahaha!" Vodka let out a strange laugh.

"Look at you two idiots! Still playing this game of cat and mouse!"

"And the truth is actually right in front of you from beginning to end!"

"And my true identity is——"

"Wow! Wow! What the hell!?" Bourbon and Liquor exclaimed in shock in unison.

"What the hell, what are you two making such a fuss about?"

"You just turned into a gun, did you know that? Vodka."

"No, no, no, how is that possible? What are you two talking about?" Vodka looked at them helplessly.

"No, it was definitely a gun just now." Bourbon said seriously.

"I'm not a gun! I'm a human!" Vodka roared aggrievedly, with a few drops of pearls dripping from the corners of his eyes.

"But you look like a little girl when you cry." Baijiu complained.

"Fuck you! I'm going to kill you all!!"

Vodka went completely crazy and aimed his gun at each other.

"Hey, hey, hey! Can you guys calm down for a moment?"

"Who betrayed whom, and who is playing who, okay?"

"Sounds good, right? Not bad?" Bourbon tried to ease the chaotic situation and calm down the fool Vodka.

Thirty minutes later.

"The result is that you become what you are, wearing my clothes. I understand this." Bourbon picked up a branch and drew on the floor.

"Yeah, and then the fool turned into a gun."

"Shut your stinky mouth! Liquor!"

"You should just shut up! You stinky gun!"

"How dare you confront me?"

"Do you think I'm dissatisfied with you?"

"Everyone, everyone, calm down!"

"Okay?" Bourbon wiped his saliva-covered face.

"Does everyone agree to proceed with this plan? Is that okay?" Bourbon looked around at their expressions.

"agree."

"I'm OK."

"Then... shall we get started?"

The three of them returned to the scene at the beginning.

After staring at each other for more than thirty seconds, the three of them pulled the trigger at the same time and shot at each other.

"what!"

The three of them fell asleep and lay on the floor.

Baijiu coughed, unzipped his zipper, and revealed 10 bulletproof vests underneath. He smiled like a child, "I won! I won!"

"Oh...no, I can't believe it..."

Baijiu breathed heavily and the smile suddenly disappeared from his face.

Vodka's body instantly compressed and gave up, and the fat man disappeared in front of Baijiu like a stream.

A pistol was moving in front of the liquor.

"This can't be true! Impossible!!"

"You actually are a gun!!"

"You even attended my wedding with Vermouth!"

"Don't eat this sour carrot!"

"I trust you so much!!"

"All right!!"

"But there are some things about me that you must know!"

"I am actually a bottle of Moutai——"

"Peng!!"

"Hoohoohoo."

Baijiu sat up from the bed instantly, breathing heavily, putting his hand on his forehead and wiping the sweat.

He supported himself on the bed sheet, looking at Vermouth who was sleeping soundly beside him.

Baijiu let out a long sigh.

It was...a dream...it turns out.

Why do I have these weird dreams every day...